Paroles et traduction Creepy Nuts - たりないふたり

たりないふたり

ふぅ〜調子どない？
悩める多くのマイメン 今すぐOpen your eyes
興味のないどころか本当嫌い 飲み会オフ会女子会
そうですか 分かります そうです はい としか言えない上司とか
教祖みたいな先輩に愛想笑い でも誰よりプライド高い ボ ボンボクラ
女の子が怖い てか普通に目見れない
よう喋らん 吃って情緒不安定 誠に申し訳ない
大きな声で騒ぐ陽気なタイプとは仲良くなれそうもない
だってあいつら空気読み合いウェーイが飛び交い まともな脳みそ無い

I don't give a fuck 苦手なアウトドア 俺お家でボーッとしたい
映画観たい 漫画見たい 本読みたい でも交尾したい
もううるさい 一個もいいとこない Everyday Everynight 使えない
どうしようもない 友達超少ない 寂しい？いやそうでもない All right
たりない 俺には何かたりない 君にも何かたりない きっと何かがたりない
飲みニケーション たりない ノリとテンション たりない
求心力も行動力も要領もたりないたりないたりない
ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし
俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達 Creepy Nuts yo

（こちらたりないふたり yeah 俺時間守らない 松永デリカシーがない
高卒と中卒 偏屈で窮屈で低俗で軽率なポンコツとポンコツ
また人に笑われるかも 嫌われるかも スベるかも 叱られるかも
痛いって思われるかも キモいって思われるかも
って誰もお前のことなど気にしてないだろう）

分かってる分かってる 分かってるけどWe are 心配性ですぐ根に持つ
シャバ僧 ダサ坊 半端者 田舎者 チェリーボーイ Please don't cry any more
自意識過剰 被害妄想 自己顕示欲の大暴走
偏見まみれの色眼鏡かけて 今日も視界良好 ei yo
たりない 俺には何かたりない 君にも何かたりない きっと何かがたりない
ステータスたりない famousたりない
お金だとかお洒落だとか人望がたりないたりないたりない
ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし
俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達

本当はバカ騒ぎしたい本当はチヤホヤされたい
みんなの輪の中心で男女問わずに仲良くやりたい
本当はバーベキューも行きたい 本当はサプライズもしたい
その写真をfacebookにアップしてめちゃいいね押されたい
お洒落なカフェにも行きたい 並んでパンケーキ食べたい
頭の良さそうなこと呟いてリツイートされてみたい
あれもしたいこれもしたい それでも人の目が怖い
あれたりない これたりない 結局のところ自分がたりない

協調性社交性社会性柔軟性 ユーナンセン？
主体性積極性強要すんなパイセン 本当うぜぇなお前
計画性将来性に安定面倒くせぇが結局は反省
堂々巡りどないせぇっちゅうねん 応答せよマイメン C'mon
ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし
俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達 Creepy Nuts yo

The Two Who Lack

Yo, how you doin'?
My fellow homie going through hardships, open your eyes right now
Not only am I not interested, I really hate it, drinking parties, parties, girls' parties
I see, I understand, I see, yes is all I can say to a boss like that
Laughing along with a guru-like senior, but I'm the proudest, I'm a fucking idiot
I'm scared of girls, or rather, I can't even look them in the eye
I don't talk much, I stutter and I'm emotionally unstable, I'm so sorry
I can't seem to get along with the cheerful type who talks loudly
Because those guys read the atmosphere and throw around "woo-hoos", they don't have a decent brain

I don't give a fuck about the outdoors, I want to stay home and be in a daze
I want to watch movies, I want to read manga, I want to read books, but I also want to mate
You're noisy, there's not a single good thing about you, everyday, every night, useless
I can't help it, I have very few friends, am I lonely? No, not really, alright
I lack something, you lack something, we all lack something
Our ability to socialize is lacking, our mood and energy levels are lacking
Our initiative, our drive, our resourcefulness, they're all lacking
We lack everything, we beg for what we don't have, we're the worst kind of losers
We're Creepy Nuts, our pride is overwhelming and our hearts are broken

（Here are the two who lack something, yeah, I don't keep time, Matsunaga lacks tact
A high school graduate and a junior high school graduate, we're eccentric, narrow-minded, vulgar, and reckless, two good-for-nothings
We might get laughed at again, we might get hated, we might fail, we might get scolded
We might be thought of as annoying, we might be thought of as creepy
but nobody cares about you anyway）

I know, I know, I know but we're worriers and we hold grudges
Shabbos goy, unstylish, half-baked, yokel, cherry boy, please don't cry anymore
Self-conscious, paranoid, our self-importance is running wild
We're wearing blinders of prejudice and today our vision is excellent, ei yo
I lack something, you lack something, we all lack something
Our status is lacking, our fame is lacking
Our money, our style, our popularity, they're all lacking
We lack everything, we beg for what we don't have, we're the worst kind of losers
We're Creepy Nuts, our pride is overwhelming and our hearts are broken

The truth is, I want to party like crazy, the truth is, I want to be fawned over
I want to be at the center of everyone's attention, I want to get along with everyone, men and women alike
The truth is, I want to go to a barbecue, the truth is, I want to make a surprise
I want to upload the photos on Facebook and get tons of likes
I want to go to a stylish cafe, I want to eat pancakes in a line
I want to tweet something clever and get retweeted
I want to do that, I want to do this, but I'm still afraid of what people will think
That's lacking, this is lacking, in the end, I'm the one who's lacking

Harmony, sociability, social skills, flexibility, nonsense?
Independence, assertiveness, don't force it on me, senpai, you're really pissing me off now
Planning, future prospects, stability, it's a pain in the ass, but in the end, I reflect
We're going around in circles, I don't know what to do, respond, my friend, c'mon
We lack everything, we beg for what we don't have, we're the worst kind of losers
We're Creepy Nuts, our pride is overwhelming and our hearts are broken