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土産話

なぁ相方、大事になったな
わりと大事になったな
あれは確かそう 新大久保だったか？
ゲーセンの前で真夜中
ヒデくんが輪入さんと電話してた
どんな会話交わしたか忘れた
みてぇなページ1

インタビュアー泣かせやな毎度シケた結成秘話
上板のワンルーム大晦日
ガキ使見ながら食うドミノピザ
ライムスター武道館DVDの裏
眺めながら話してた'もしも'が
何か実感が湧かねー
本当は俺まだ実家のままで
雨漏りと壁ドンで目が覚める
なんて嫌だから頬はつねらねー
DJハマヤん家で朝までチル

そしてテラさん家のレックブースでスピット
地で行ってたシラフで酔狂
ジリ貧でもワロてたなずっと
夜行バスのシート腰下ろし
流れる景色窓ガラス越しの深夜高速はきっと
ここまで繋がってる
じゃあかませ今宵のラストシット

振り返れば
イカれた土産話が溢れ出る山のように
俺に言ったって
お前に言ったって
ウソみたいと鼻で笑い飛ばしそうなstory

売れる訳ない前提つけた名前
冬の時代最前線 夢なら無い
腕ならあると信じてやまない
泉が丘長岡state of mind
ガラガラのワンマンライブすでに連覇後
いてつくパルコ前ミカン箱
皆素通りスキーウェアの展示場
吹き抜けからお題もらったショッピングモール
昼夜問わず異種格闘
沈む覚悟で乗り込んだフリースタイルダンジョン

回り始めた歯車の音
例のふたりとダブらしたたりない所
噛み締める間も、味しめる間も
無いスピードの日々はやっと生業と呼べそう
今じゃ誰も思わねえ俺達を助演と
バトルじゃなくワンマンで埋めたリキッド
Zepp tokyo 新木場コースト
飛び級のライバル横目にコツコツ
積み上げて来たな一歩一歩
エンドロール流すなら今
みたいな瞬間で溢れてた
でも欲張りな俺ら
ハッピーエンドのその先を見に来た

振り返れば
イカれた土産話が溢れ出る山のように
俺に言ったって
お前に言ったって
ウソみたいと鼻で笑い飛ばしそうなstory

お前が誘導のバイトしてたフェス
俺ら今トリ前でかましてる
この人の前ではただのヘッズ
そんなキングとバースを分け合ってる
あの日救われた奇跡のフレーズ
擦るその指は世界を奪ってる
大きな玉ねぎの下に立ってる
見上げた客席が円になってる
繋がってる 繋がってく
作り話にしちゃ出来すぎてる
「書く事がねぇ」嘆いてた人生
振り返るだけで歌になってる
なぁ相方、じゃこの先は？
ホールにアリーナ？ またデカい山
ガキ使にピザ？ カウントダウン紅白
まぁ今年も年末空けとくわ

Souvenir Story

Hey partner, it's gotten big
It's gotten quite big
I think it was in Shin-Okubo, wasn't it?
In front of the arcade at midnight
Hide-kun was on the phone with Nyunyu-san
Can't remember what they were talking about
Looks like page 1

Interviewers always groan at our lame origin story
A one-room in Uwamachi on New Year's Eve
Eating Domino's pizza while watching Gaki no Tsukai
Staring at the back of a RHYMESTER Budokan DVD
Talking about 'what ifs' and
It still feels surreal
I'm still living at my parents' house, really
Waking up to a leaky roof and walls shaking
I pinch myself because I hate it
Chilling at DJ Hamayan's until morning

Then spitting at Terra-san's house's recording booth
Going off the dome, sober and reckless
We were always laughing even when we were broke
Sitting in the back seat of a night bus
The scenery flowing by outside the window, the late night highway is probably
Connected to this moment
So let's do one last sit tonight

Looking back
Crazy souvenir stories pour out like a mountain
You can tell me
You can tell anyone
A story so unbelievable they'll laugh it off

A name we made assuming we wouldn't sell
The vanguard of a dying era, no dreams
But we believed in our skills
Izumi-gaoka Nagooka state of mind
Consecutive sold-out one-man live shows
Orange boxes in front of the empty Parco
Everybody walking past the ski wear display
Getting prompts from shoppers at the indoor mall
Fighting with everything we had, day and night
Riding into Freestyle Dungeon with the覚悟 to sink

The gears started turning
Those two guys and us, overlapping in what we were missing
No time to savor it, no time to enjoy it
Days passing by at an unrelenting pace, finally starting to feel like a career
Now nobody thinks of us as supporting acts
Filling Liquidroom with our own one-man show, not a battle
Zepp Tokyo, Shin-Kiba Coast
One step at a time, while watching our rivals rise
We've come so far
If this were a movie, it'd be time for the credits to roll
It's filled with moments like this
But we're greedy
We came to see what's beyond the happy ending

Looking back
Crazy souvenir stories pour out like a mountain
You can tell me
You can tell anyone
A story so unbelievable they'll laugh it off

At the festival where you were an usher
We're headlining now
Just fans in front of this man
Trading verses with the king
The miraculous phrase that saved us that day
Those fingers you rub, they're taking over the world
Standing under the big onion
Looking up at the crowd forming a circle
Connecting, connecting
It's too perfect to be made up
A life spent complaining about "having nothing to write about"
Now all I have to do is look back and it becomes a song
Hey partner, so what's next?
Arenas and halls? Another big mountain
Gaki no Tsukai and pizza? New Year's Eve on NHK Red and White
Well, I'll keep the end of the year free again this year