Paroles et traduction DMS feat. Strapo - Wo Ist Mein Hund

Wo Ist Mein Hund

Oukey!
Tvoj tatino je jak váš psík,
Nepočúva maminu, len žere a spí,
Smrdí jak bernardín, nič nevlastní,
Možno ten nešťastník je aj nevlastný,
Nechodí do práce jak ja, ale ja to fakt môžem jebať,
A on má na účte len debet, žiadne lóve hmmm prepáč.

Pes ktorý šteká no kúše,
Akurát nechci, je to prúser,
Je bezúčelový jak úver,
Hnusný zatrpknutý starý lúzer.

Do všetkého pičuje pri telke,
To pol liter a polke Kelte,
Jedine čo v živote dokázal veľké
Je napustiť mamku a zožrať ten perkelt.

(Toto je pre všetkých tatinkov, k
Torí sa nevedia postarať o svoje rodiny)

Nikto nevie čo má s ním robiť, nechce sa hýbať,
Keď neni doma, tak nikomu nechýba,
Nikto nevie čo je s ním, prečo je taký nímand,
Nerob si z toho nič a neber si z neho príklad.

Tvoj tatino je rafinovaný, živený maminou
A všetky lóve čo z nej vytáhne vyjebe na víno,
A bije ťa hlava-nehlava jak keby nestačilo,
Že do tváre vyzeráš ako grahamové pečivo.

Pravidelne dáva kokot do riti aj havinom,
A stavby vedúci ho v utorok napadol kladivom,
Bo dlhé roky mizlo mu na stavbe murivo,
Tak musel ísť, našupu tie vyjebané hnilé zuby von.

Nemá nič, iba stále máva
Úplne dojebanú hlavu od rána,
Tvojej zúboženej matke nadáva,
Že to, že ťa urobil neni žiadna sláva.

Z huby mu ide udenáč a káva,
Zamorená kúpelňa, hodinu sráva,
A celé dni prespí, lebo nemusí vstávať,
Je vyjebaný pedofil a nevie plávať.

Kde je tvoj tatino nevieme nikto ale je to len skurvený žebrák,
Možno je fajn, ale nikoho nezaujíma to tu vieš...
Môžme ho všetci jebať.

Nikto nevie čo má s ním robiť, nechce sa hýbať,
Keď neni doma, tak nikomu nechýba,
Nikto nevie čo je s ním, prečo je taký nímand,
Nerob si z toho nič a neber si z neho príklad.

Nikto nevie čo má s ním robiť, nechce sa hýbať,
Keď neni doma, tak nikomu nechýba,
Nikto nevie čo je s ním, prečo je taký nímand,
Nerob si z toho nič a neber si z neho príklad.

Tvoj bohatý tatko ťa ľúbi a preto ti kúpi fakt úplne všetko,
A preto sa k tebe tak túli a zúri, keď nemôže mať šťastné decko,
A keď pusu špúliš a chceš mu dať??? pusu na líce jak jebko,
On vytáhne buksu a hádže ti lóve tak rýchlo, že v krížoch ho seklo.

Tvoj tatko čo jazdí po meste v tej koženej veste na hrdzavej Vespe,
Počkaj lenže, f
Urt je to lepšie než keď jazdí na tvojej hrdzavej sestre,
Neni sranda, je to fakt vandrák, všade furt hanba, v piči jak handra,
Neni sranda, kokotín palba, pičovín salva, made in farma,

Zamilovaný do lóvov čo neurobí,
Zamotaný do sveta čo nikdy nepochopí,
Nagelovaný olejom olivovým
A neobdarený rozumom pohotovým,
Nafukuje sa jak keby že je sto-kilový,
A je to vychcaný malý degeš, čo ti povím,
Iba preto že je s tebou tak ho nevyhodím,

Kedy konečne už dohovoríš ocinovi?
Prečo vám robí hanbu?
Prečo má stále kľúče?
Prečo smrdí jak kebyže sa denne v hovnách kúpe?

Všetko chceš ukázať sám, taká je podstata,
Až keď to bolí ako prostata, prostata.

Where Is My Dog

Alright!
Your daddy is a real mutt,
Doesn't listen to mommy, just eats and sleeps,
Stinks like a Saint Bernard, owns nothing,
Maybe that poor bastard is even adopted,
Doesn't go to work like me, but I can really give a damn about that,
And he only has debt in his account, no money hmmm sorry.

A dog that barks but bites,
Just don't want it, it's a mess,
He's as pointless as a loan,
Disgusting, bitter old loser.

He bitches about everything in front of the TV,
That's half a liter and half a Kelt,
The only big thing he's ever done in his life
Is to impregnate mommy and eat that stew.

(This is for all the daddies who c
an't take care of their families)

Nobody knows what to do with him, he doesn't want to move,
When he's not home, nobody misses him,
Nobody knows what's wrong with him, why he's such a nobody,
Don't worry about it and don't take him as an example.

Your daddy is cunning, fed by mommy
And all the money he gets from her, he spends on wine,
And he beats you head-no-head as if it wasn't enough,
That you look like a graham cracker in the face.

Regularly gives cock in the ass to even pigeons,
And the construction manager attacked him with a hammer on Tuesday,
Because for many years his masonry was disappearing from the construction site,
So he had to go, get those fucked up rotten teeth out right away.

He has nothing, he just always waves
His completely fucked up head since morning,
He scolds your miserable mother,
That making you is no glory.

Udenáč and coffee come out of his mouth,
A dirty bathroom, an hour of shitting,
And he sleeps all day because he doesn't have to get up,
He's a fucked up pedophile and can't swim.

Where your daddy is, we don't know, but he's just a fucking beggar,
Maybe he's cool, but nobody cares here, you know...
We can all fuck him.

Nobody knows what to do with him, he doesn't want to move,
When he's not home, nobody misses him,
Nobody knows what's wrong with him, why he's such a nobody,
Don't worry about it and don't take him as an example.

Nobody knows what to do with him, he doesn't want to move,
When he's not home, nobody misses him,
Nobody knows what's wrong with him, why he's such a nobody,
Don't worry about it and don't take him as an example.

Your rich daddy loves you and that's why he buys you absolutely everything,
And that's why he cuddles up to you and gets furious when he can't have a happy child,
And when you pout and want to give him??? a kiss on the cheek like a jerk,
He pulls out his wallet and throws money at you so fast that he gets a twinge in his back.

Your dad who rides around town in that leather vest on a rusty Vespa,
Wait a minute, f
uck, it's better than when he rides your rusty sister,
It's not funny, he's a real vagabond, always a shame, in shit like a rag,
It's not funny, a barrage of bullshit, a salvo of dickheads, made in a farm,

In love with money he won't make,
Entangled in a world he will never understand,
Greased with olive oil
And not gifted with a quick mind,
Puffs himself up like he's a hundred kilos,
And he's a cunning little shit, I'll tell you,
Just because he's with you, I won't throw him out,

When will you finally talk to your dad?
Why does he embarrass you?
Why does he still have the keys?
Why does he smell like he bathes in shit every day?

You want to show everything yourself, that's the essence,
Until it hurts like a prostate, prostate.