Paroles et traduction Davide Van De Sfroos - Caino e abele

Caino e abele

Abele l'era bònn, Caino mea taant,
A l'era in sö la Bibbia, ma l'era mea un Saant
I eren düü fredèj, ma i eren l'uppòst,
Diversi del tütt, cumè i pastigli e i süppòst
Abele l'era bell, cumè un atuur francees,
Caino l'era brött, che s'cepàva i cineprees,
Abele l'era voolt e anca ben piazzàa
Caino l'era göbb e sempru incazzàa

Sèmm al muund in düü e vöen me sta söi bàll,
Dumà a vardàll in fàcia me vee vöeja de cupàll
L'è grand e gròss, ma appèna l'è de spàll
Ghe foo vedé me cume l'è bèla la mia vàll!

Abele cantava le lodi al Signuur
Cun la vuus meludiusa che el parèva un tenuur,
Caino, stunàa el ghe pruvàva per uur,
El pàreva un purcèll scüsciàa de un tratùur

Perfino il buon Dio un dè l'ha ciamàa,
L'ha stupàa i urècc e pö dopu el g'ha parlaa
Caro Caino, se te voret pregà,
Sun pròpi cuntèent ma desmètela de cantà,
Altrimenti i me angeli me perden i piöemm
E tücc i pèss i me nèghen in del fiöemm

Abele l'era in furma e vegetariàn,
Mangiàva un zìcch de üga e un tuchetènn de pàn
E dopu una giurnàda passàda a lavurà
El gh'era ammò la forza de cantà e de balà

Caino el cùpava tütt quèll che se muvèva,
El majàva cumè un lùff e vacca se'l bevèva
E dopu una girnàda passàda ciùcch desfàa,
Se tràva in söel praa e pö el tacàva a runfà

Per passà un zicch el teemp, i giügàven al balòn,
Abele l'era bràvu e quell'oltru un scarpòn,
Abele palleggiava che 'l pareva el Ronaldo,
Caino el parèva el fredèll del Braccobaldo

El praa dell'Abele l'era graand cumè el Meazza,
Nel praa del Caino ghe stava gnaa una tàzza
Nel praa dell'Abele gh'eren tücc i piaant in rìga,
Nel praa del Caino gh'era là dumà un'urtiga,
Nel praa dell'Abele pasculàva el bestiàmm,
Nel praa del Caino pascullàven i pantegànn

Una sira el Caino el veed che rüva l'Abele
Incazzàa cume el soo mea cussè che ghe s'è ruta la tele
Caino che el g'ha mea la televisiòn
El diis che al limite ghe ròla sö un canòn
Abele a bùca vèrta e scandalizzàa
El ghe diis Che vergogna, te seet anca un drugàa!
Vergogna de chii, che sèmm che dumà in düü

Quell'oltru ridendo el g'ha respundüü

La Bibbia la diis, che g'ho de fàtt la pèll,
Però me g'ho un sistèma che l'è ammò püsse bèll,
Tiri sö i me stràsc e voo via me
Te làssi che a giügà a tennis de par te,
Te làssi che a giügà a tennis de par te!

Cain and Abel

Abel was good, Cain not so much,
He was in the Bible, but he wasn't a Saint
They were both brothers, but the opposite,
Different in everything, like pills and suppositories
Abel was handsome, like a French actor,
Cain was ugly, he broke mirrors,
Abel was desired and also well-off
Cain was a hunchback and always pissed off

We are in this world together and he gets on my nerves,
Just looking at him makes me want to kill him
He's big and strong, but only from the shoulders up
I'll show him how beautiful my valley is!

Abel sang praises to the Lord
With a melodious voice that sounded like a tenor,
Cain, tone-deaf, tried for hours,
He sounded like a piglet run over by a tractor

Even the good Lord called him one day,
He plugged his ears and then spoke
Dear Cain, if you want to pray,
I'm happy about it, but stop singing,
Otherwise my angels lose their feathers
And all the fish drown in the river

Abel was fit and vegetarian,
He ate a bit of grapes and a small piece of bread
And after a day spent working
He still had the strength to sing and dance

Cain killed everything that moved,
He ate like a wolf and drank like a cow
And after a day spent drunk and wasted,
He would lay down in the meadow and start snoring

To pass some time, they played soccer,
Abel was good and the other one a clumsy oaf,
Abel juggled the ball like Ronaldo,
Cain looked like Braccobaldo's brother

Abel's meadow was as big as the Meazza stadium,
In Cain's meadow there wasn't even space for a cup
In Abel's meadow all the plants were in rows,
In Cain's meadow there was only a nettle,
In Abel's meadow the livestock grazed,
In Cain's meadow the bedbugs grazed

One evening Cain sees Abel arriving
Angry like hell because his TV broke down
Cain, who doesn't have a television
Says that at most he rolls up a joint
Abel, open-mouthed and scandalized
He says Shame on you, you're also a drug addict!
Shame on who, we are only two here

The other one laughing replied

The Bible says I have to kill you,
But I have a better system,
Pull up your pants and get out of here
I'll leave you to play tennis by yourself,
I'll leave you to play tennis by yourself!