Yo, yomismista - Def Con Dos traduction en anglais

Yo, yomismista

Siempre he estado solo conmigo mismo
Dando el esquinazo a la familia y a los amigos
Siempre encantado de haberme conocido
Sabiendo que lo que hago es cumplir con mi destino
Aprendí a quererme cuando era joven
Porque en lugar de hacer algún deporte
Pasaba las horas encerrado en mi cuarto
Autoexplorándome con ambas manos
A ser capaz de no hablar con nadie
Ni de soportar a gente insoportable
Me he convertido en mi mejor amigo
Mi padre, mi novio, mi suegro, mi primo
Y mientras el mundo gira en su boda
Seguiré pasando de esa gente que me sobra
Tengo muy claro que quiero ser yo mismo
Siempre orgulloso destazado conmigo

Eh tú yomismista, no serás un vago ni un cuentista
Eh tú yomismista ¿prefieres bailar con alguien en la pista?
Eh tú yomismista, no estarás pecando de egoísta
Eh tú yomismista ¿no irás a decirme que eres un artista?

A mí con mi muffet me bate la de bien
Prefiero estar conmigo y al resto que les den
Un yomismista no necesita nadie
Que le den la murga y traten de amargarle

Eh tú yomismista, no serás un vago ni un cuentista
Eh tú yomismista ¿prefieres bailar con alguien en la pista?
Eh tú yomismista, no estarás pecando de egoísta
Eh tú yomismista ¿no irás a decirme que eres un artista?

El yomismismo es un nuevo credo
Que día a día gana más adeptos
La vida va mejor si solo miras por lo tuyo
Y dejas que sean otros los que hagan el capullo
Los altruistas son unos sofistas
Allá cada cuál dice el yomismista
El ritual de esta filosofía
Consiste en besar un espejo cada día
Que sea otro el que tienda una mano
Y llamen al vecino, amigo o hermano
El yo mismista se conforma con muy poco
Uno para si y ninguno para todos

A mí con mi muffet me bate la de bien
Estar conmigo solo es como estar en el Edén
Mi ombligo es mi casa, mi ombligo es mi amigo
Y prefiero estar con él a tener que estar contigo

Eh tú yomismista, no serás un vago ni un cuentista
Eh tú yomismista ¿prefieres bailar con alguien en la pista?
Eh tú yomismista, no estarás pecando de egoísta
Eh tú yomismista ¿no irás a decirme que eres un artista?

A mí con mi muffet me bate la de bien
Prefiero estar conmigo y al resto que les den
Un yomismista no necesita nadie
Que le den la murga y traten de amargarle

Eh tú yomismista, no serás un vago ni un cuentista
Eh tú yomismista ¿prefieres bailar con alguien en la pista?
Eh tú yomismista, no estarás pecando de egoísta
Eh tú yomismista ¿no irás a decirme que eres un artista?

Me, Myself, and I

I've always been alone with myself,
Dodging family and friends.
Always delighted to have met myself,
Knowing that what I do is fulfill my destiny.
I learned to love myself when I was young,
Because instead of playing any sport,
I spent hours locked in my room,
Exploring myself with both hands.
Being able to not talk to anyone,
Nor to endure unbearable people.
I've become my best friend,
My father, my boyfriend, my father-in-law, my cousin.
And while the world spins in its wedding,
I'll keep ignoring those people who are superfluous to me.
I'm very clear that I want to be myself,
Always proudly torn apart with myself.

Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not lazy or a storyteller,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, would you rather dance with someone on the dance floor?
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not being selfish,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not going to tell me you're an artist, are you?

With my muffet, I'm doing just fine,
I prefer to be with myself and screw the rest.
A me-myself-and-Ier doesn't need anyone,
To bug him and try to embitter him.

Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not lazy or a storyteller,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, would you rather dance with someone on the dance floor?
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not being selfish,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not going to tell me you're an artist, are you?

Me-myself-and-Iism is a new creed,
That gains more followers every day.
Life goes better if you only look out for yourself,
And let others be the ones who screw up.
Altruists are sophists,
Each to their own, says the me-myself-and-Ier.
The ritual of this philosophy
Consists of kissing a mirror every day.
Let someone else lend a hand,
And call the neighbor, friend, or brother.
The me-myself-and-Ier settles for very little,
One for himself and none for all.

With my muffet, I'm doing just fine,
Being alone with myself is like being in Eden.
My navel is my home, my navel is my friend,
And I prefer to be with it than to have to be with you.

Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not lazy or a storyteller,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, would you rather dance with someone on the dance floor?
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not being selfish,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not going to tell me you're an artist, are you?

With my muffet, I'm doing just fine,
I prefer to be with myself and screw the rest.
A me-myself-and-Ier doesn't need anyone,
To bug him and try to embitter him.

Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not lazy or a storyteller,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, would you rather dance with someone on the dance floor?
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not being selfish,
Hey you, me-myself-and-Ier, you're not going to tell me you're an artist, are you?