Paroles et traduction Doel Sumbang - Sla Gila

Sla Gila

Selamat pagi anak-anak?
(Oh selamat pagi, Bapak Guru)

Berkesankah hari liburmu?
(Oh ya, boleh juga dibilang lumayan)

Apa yang kalian kerjakan heh?
(Praktek pelajaran ilmu teluh)

Lalu bagaimana hasilnya?
(Sama sekali nol besar)

Mungkin bahan-bahannya kurang lengkap?
(Sudah, Pak, tidak ada yang kurang)

Atau baca mantranya ada yang kelewat?
(Masa kami lupa, gengsi dong)

Memangnya siapa yang kalian teluh?
(Itu rahasia perusahaan)

Ayo, bicaralah yang terus terang
(Bapak Kepala Sekolah)

Kalian memang keterlaluan
(Yang penting di raport dapat tujuh)

Tapi mengapa mesti dia yang dibunuh
(Lagi pula biar rambut bebas gondrong)

Awas nanti saya laporkan, ya!
Biar polisi tangkap kalian semua

(Silakan saja Bapak lapor
Kalau Bapak mau kami bikin praktek)

Kalian memang kurang ajar
Sekali-kali mesti dihajar

(Boleh saja Bapak ngehajar
Kalau memang mau modar)

Semuanya jadi serba salah
(Itu memang suatu resiko)

Menyesal saya ngajar ilmu teluh
(Mendingan Bapak pilih pensiun)

Dasar murid tak tahu diri
Tak tahu rasa terima kasih

(Mengapa Bapak mesti lapor
Bukankah kami mesti praktek)

Praktek ya praktek, tapi bukan begitu!

Tapi jangan kepala sekolah
(Sudah, Bapak jangan ikut campur)

Nanti bisa saya yang disalahkan
(Alah, soal itu sabodo!)

Kalian mulai makan guru, ya?

(Memang begitulah manusia
Kalau mulai punya taring
Siap makan siapa saja
Guru atau Pak Kepala
Saudara atau tetangga
Bahkan mungkin rakyat banyak
Begitulah manusia
Kalau mulai punya taring
Siap makan siapa saja!)

Sla Gila

Good morning, children.
(Oh good morning, Mr. Teacher.)

Did you enjoy your holidays?
(Oh yes, they were quite enjoyable, I suppose.)

What did you do, hey?
(We practised our incantation lessons.)

And how did that go?
(Completely useless.)

Maybe you didn't have all the ingredients?
(No, sir, we had everything.)

Or maybe you missed something when you chanted the mantra?
(We wouldn't forget, that would be embarrassing.)

Who did you try to cast a spell on, anyway?
(That's a company secret.)

Come on, tell me the truth.
(The headmaster.)

You really are outrageous.
(At least we got a seven on our report card.)

But why did it have to be him that you killed?
(So we don't have to keep our hair tied back.)

I'm going to report you for this, just you wait!
I'll have the police arrest all of you.

(Go ahead, sir, report us.
We'll show you how we do things.)

You're all so disrespectful.
I should spank you all.

(You can spank us, sir,
If you don't mind dying.)

Everything's gone topsy-turvy.
(That's just the way it is.)

I regret teaching you incantations.
(You'd be better off retiring, sir.)

You ungrateful students.
You have no sense of gratitude.

(Why should we tell you,
When we have to practise?)

Practice is practice, but not like this!

But not the headmaster.
(Oh, come on, sir, don't interfere.)

They'll blame me next.
(Oh, don't worry about that!)

Are you starting to eat your teachers now?

(That's what humans do,
Once they start to grow teeth.
They're ready to eat anyone
Teachers or headmasters
Brothers or neighbours
Even the whole population
That's what humans do
Once they start to grow teeth
They're ready to eat anyone!)