Paroles et traduction Elg feat. Lars Lillo-Stenberg - Kokken Tor

Kokken Tor

Dette hendte meg en dag
Jeg var på en slags restaurant
Sammen med min kjæreste
Og hennes far, han var sjømann
Fra samme båt kom kokken Tor
Og satte seg ned ved vårt bord
Og denne historien
Den handler mest om ham
Da far og datter begynte å snakke privat
Ble jeg sittende som Tors kamerat
Og det virket som han
Ikke tålte å være på land
For plutselig viste han neven sin
Og sa "du trenger mer disiplin"
Og jeg mislikte sterkt
Hans engasjement
Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg
En på trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet"
Tor sa at han elsket meg
Og Tor sa at han hatet meg
Og jeg prøvde å slippe
Unna øynene hans
Min kjæreste hadde nok et dårlig instinkt
Jeg prøvde å gi henne hint og vink
Men hun og faren snakket
Stadig uten stans
Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg
En på trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet"
Men endelig snudde faren seg og sa:
"Hvordan gåare det med dere 'a
Tor! Du må'kke plage guttungen
Med preiket ditt"
Men kokken sa at vi hygget oss
Men nå måtte han kaste loss
Og takk for praten det var
Jaggu hyggelig gitt
Og jeg sa:
"Hei Tor jeg synes du er en jævel
Du ha'kke mye sensualitet
Du burde faen meg hatt deg
En på trynet
Men det er vel allerede alt for sent

Chef Tor

This happened to me one day
I was at some kind of restaurant
With my girlfriend
And her father, he was a sailor
From the same ship came Chef Tor
And sat down at our table
And this story
It's mostly about him
When father and daughter started talking privately
I was left sitting as Tor's friend
And it seemed like he
Couldn't bear to be on land
Because suddenly he showed his fist
And said "you need more discipline"
And I greatly disliked
His attitude
And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get
Punched in the face
Because ugly boys are
The worst I know"
Tor said he loved me
And Tor said he hated me
And I tried to avoid
His eyes
My girlfriend must've had a bad instinct
I tried to give her hints and signs
But she and her father talked
Constantly without end
And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get
Punched in the face
Because ugly boys are
The worst I know"
But finally the father turned around and said:
"How are you guys doing?
Tor! Don't you bother the boy
With your preaching"
But the chef said we were having fun
But now he had to cast off
And thanks for the chat it was
Really nice
And I said:
"Hey Tor I think you're a bastard
You don't have much sensuality
You should have had
Punched in the face
But it's probably already too late