Eason Chan - 笑死朕 - traduction des paroles en anglais

Paroles et traduction Eason Chan - 笑死朕




笑死朕
Laugh to death, my king and queen
若是未习惯 计数 算数 放弃饰演祖冲之
If you don't get used to counting and giving up playing Zu Chongzhi
在中文科 李白 都有讲
In Chinese, Li Bai has said
自古天生 有用 不要慌
Innate talent has its uses, don't panic
尚有一线希望
There is still a glimmer of hope
然后明白
Then you'll understand
地上没别个 似我说笑 说到差利都开声
On earth, there's no other like me, making jokes and making people laugh
问我索取秘方
Asking me for the secret recipe
崇拜我的杀伤力
Admiring my lethal charm
只可以讲
I can only say
无厘头原为 寻求 和平
Nonsense is originally for seeking peace
无聊学叙述 另类 行为习性
Boringly describing unusual behaviour
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
活著就是痛 哄哄 骗骗 骗了三餐加一宿
Life is full of pain, coaxing and cheating, cheating for three meals and a night
白手兴家 你在讲废话
Talking about starting from scratch is nonsense
另一边厢 我在 讲笑话
On the other side, I'm telling jokes
两者一决高下
The two are on a par with each other
还未谈及
Not to mention
电视在直播 某个 政客 说了整整七分钟
The TV is broadcasting live, a politician spoke for seven minutes
闷到我熄了他
I'm so bored that I turned him off
来个笑话笑死朕
Tell me a joke to make me laugh
不可以吗
Can't I?
耶和华民望日日 落后
Jehovah's popularity is declining day by day
如来佛避忌 就话 投陈奕迅
Tathagata Buddha avoided talking about it and instead voted for Eason Chan
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
Eric Kwok
Eric Kwok
拜托开个玩笑 令人觉得好笑
Please make a joke that makes people laugh
Jerald Chan
Jerald Chan
你说得太烂了 没人笑
What you said was so bad that no one laughed
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
好想笑 终於我开窍
I finally figured it out
不可勉强别人
You can't force others
只得我 有办法 按住我 笑穴
Only I can hold my own funny bone
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone





Writer(s): Jerald Chan, Yong Qian Chen


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