Paroles et traduction Eason Chan - 兩名男子街頭相遇

兩名男子街頭相遇

別過來 逢人兇一兇
阿婆兇一兇 細路兇一兇
打攣街灯 踢凹垃圾筒
小心火種 我係炸藥一噸
揩親 (Sorry) Sorry都冇用
我口黑面黑 你口腫面腫
今晚邊個撞到我咁就真係huh huh
你重出街 乜你真係咁鬼蠢
梳過頭 熄了燈
出去記得 鎖上門
和想清想楚 有沒有身份證
記得帶齊 信用咭
鈔票駕駛執照
為何仍然没有自信心
還是怕黑 又怕死
又膽心街口有槍戰
怕失控的汽車 和驟降的隕石
同樣怕賊 又怕鬼
又怕天氣突然地變壞
更怕撞見熟人 喂o靚仔
Um 我話咪埋嚟 你又真係唔聽
我話好鬼燥 你又真系唔驚
你好痛 你想喊 我都一樣
我 地上最强 但係容易受傷
你知唔知我 (我唔知噃)
今日發生乜嘢事
我男人老狗 走去買個Barbie
佢望咗我一眼 話我鬼咁白痴
出嚟行 梗係要有LV
已經帶備 八達通 八達四通的馬路
連街口7仔 都怕我走不到
看一看右 再望左 也是那麼恐怖
無人前来為我問句好
還是怕黑 又怕死
又驚街邊空氣污染
怕幾個金髮的 行近我的背面
同樣怕賊 又怕鬼
又怕不覺吸了二手煙
怕肺病會蔓延
懷着給她的爵士唱片
懷着給她的鑽石戒指
挨下去 横越這驚心都市
懷着給她的快遞信件
懷着那份Fed Ex 一般的勇敢
我即席變身
無論怕黑 或怕死
但今晚都總會趕到
當整個都市都 攔住我的去路
無論怕賊 或怕鬼
若你阻我這個任務
也會被我擊倒
死！死啊！打死你！
喂！多謝你出手咁豪
Hey Hey Ha Ha Ho Ho!!!
我都扮咗咁多年大佬
勢估唔到比個女人治到
有得做o下受害者都幾好
喂 (咩事啊！) 唔該揾人call架白車嚟 好唔好
喂 (咩事啊！) 唔該揾人call架白車嚟 好唔好

Two Men Meet on the Street

Don't come near, I'm snapping at everyone
Yelling at grannies, yelling at kids
Smashing streetlights, kicking trash cans
Beware of the spark, I'm a ton of dynamite
If you bump into me (Sorry), sorry won't cut it
My face is dark, yours will be bruised
Tonight, whoever runs into me, huh huh
You're still out on the street, are you really that stupid?
Combed my hair, turned off the lights
Remember to lock the door before leaving
Think clearly, do you have your ID?
Remember to bring your credit card
Cash, driver's license
Why am I still lacking confidence?
Still afraid of the dark, afraid of death
Worried about shootouts at the corner
Scared of out-of-control cars and falling meteors
Afraid of thieves, afraid of ghosts
Afraid of the weather suddenly turning bad
Even more afraid of running into someone I know, hey pretty boy
Um, I said don't come near, you really didn't listen
I said I'm pissed off, you really weren't scared
You're hurting, you want to cry, me too
We're the strongest on the ground, but easily wounded
Do you know (I don't know)
What happened to me today?
A grown man like me, went to buy a Barbie
He looked at me and said I was freaking stupid
If you're out and about, you gotta have LV
Already equipped with Octopus card, on the eight-lane road
Even afraid I won't make it to the 7-Eleven at the corner
Looking right, then left, it's all so terrifying
No one comes to ask if I'm okay
Still afraid of the dark, afraid of death
Afraid of air pollution on the street
Afraid of a few blond guys walking up behind me
Afraid of thieves, afraid of ghosts
Afraid of unknowingly inhaling secondhand smoke
Afraid of lung disease spreading
Carrying the jazz record for her
Carrying the diamond ring for her
Pushing forward, crossing this alarming city
Carrying the express letter for her
With that Fed Ex kind of courage
I transform on the spot
Whether afraid of the dark or death
I'll make it tonight no matter what
When the whole city blocks my way
Whether afraid of thieves or ghosts
If you obstruct this mission of mine
You'll be knocked down too
Die! Die! I'll beat you to death!
Hey! Thanks for the generous help
Hey Hey Ha Ha Ho Ho!!!
I've been pretending to be a tough guy for so many years
Never thought I'd be controlled by a woman
It feels pretty good to be the victim for once
Hey (What's up!) Please call an ambulance, okay?
Hey (What's up!) Please call an ambulance, okay?