怪物 - Eason Chan traduction en anglais

怪物

明明欠了尾巴 偏偏要擺姿態
橫行世界認真失敗
動物哪要著衫 偏偏滿身穿戴
皮毛卻要隨地擺
奇怪到天光起身可算奇怪
憑兩腳站立扮偉大
還舉手叉腰不算神怪
未夠脂肪竟有資格換來崇拜
奇怪到天黑休息可算奇怪
還要我日夜被養大
還喵喵喵喵將我亂嗌
沒有尾巴竟有資格造成大破壞
太龐大 形狀如怪物切勿隨便跟他去街
人類如怪物 勢力龐大 行事如怪物
我在門外伸伸懶腰擺擺尾他竟說乖 腐敗
明明有腳有手 偏偏滿檯碗筷
食物也要煮真失敗
神神化化噪音 一雙耳筒一戴
從頭到腳搖又擺
奇怪到天光起身可算奇怪
憑兩腳站立扮偉大
還舉手叉腰不算神怪
未夠脂肪竟有資格換來崇拜
奇怪到天黑休息可算奇怪
還要我日夜被養大
還喵喵喵喵將我亂嗌
沒有尾巴竟有資格造成大破壞
太龐大 形狀如怪物切勿隨便跟他去街
人類如怪物 勢力龐大 行事如怪物
我在門外伸伸懶腰擺擺尾他竟說乖 腐敗
太龐大 腐敗 太龐大

Monster

Obviously lacking a tail, but still wanting to strike a pose
Bumbling through the world, a true failure
Animals don't need clothes, but they wear them all over
Their fur on display for all to see
Getting up at dawn is strange, it's truly bizarre
Standing on two legs, pretending to be great
Even putting their hands on their hips, they're not divine
Not fat enough, yet demanding to be admired
Going to bed at dusk is strange, it's truly bizarre
And they expect me to feed them day and night
Meowing incessantly, driving me wild
No tail, yet capable of causing great destruction
They're colossal and monstrous, don't go out with them
Humans are like monsters, powerful and destructive
I stretch and wag my tail outside the door, and they call me a good boy. How absurd
Despite having hands and feet, they're always surrounded by dishes
They can't even cook properly
They're obsessed with noise, always wearing headphones
Their whole bodies shaking from head to toe
Getting up at dawn is strange, it's truly bizarre
Standing on two legs, pretending to be great
Even putting their hands on their hips, they're not divine
Not fat enough, yet demanding to be admired
Going to bed at dusk is strange, it's truly bizarre
And they expect me to feed them day and night
Meowing incessantly, driving me wild
No tail, yet capable of causing great destruction
They're colossal and monstrous, don't go out with them
Humans are like monsters, powerful and destructive
I stretch and wag my tail outside the door, and they call me a good boy. How absurd
So colossal, so corrupt