Paroles et traduction Eason Chan - 笑死朕

笑死朕

若是未習慣 計數 算數 放棄飾演祖沖之
在中文科 李白 都有講
自古天生 有用 不要慌
尚有一線希望
然後明白
地上沒別個 似我 說笑 說到差利都開聲
問我索取秘方
祟拜我的殺傷力
只可以講
無厘頭原為 尋求 和平
無聊學敘述 另類 行為習性
怎麼你 眼淚噴 肚痲痺 脫牙骹
皆因我 暗地裡 按住你 笑穴
邀請你 接下句 當回禮 當復仇
可惜你 卻沒有 發現我 笑穴
活著就是痛 哄哄 騙騙 騙了三餐加一宿
白手興家 你在 講廢話
另一邊廂 我在 講笑話
兩者一決高下
還未談及
電視在直播 某個 政客 說了整整七分鐘
悶到我熄了他
來個笑話笑死朕
不可以嗎
耶和華民望日日 落後
如來佛避忌 就話 投陳奕迅
怎麼你 眼淚噴 肚痲痺 脫牙骹
皆因我 暗地裡 按住你 笑穴
邀請你 接下句 當回禮 當復仇
可惜你 卻沒有 發現我 笑穴
Eric Kwok
拜託開個玩笑 令人覺得好笑
Jerald Chan
你說得太爛了 沒人笑
怎麼你 眼淚噴 肚痲痺 脫牙骹
皆因我 暗地裡 按住你 笑穴
邀請你 接下句 當回禮 當復仇
可惜你 卻沒有 發現我 笑穴
好想笑 終於我開竅
不可勉強別人
只得我 有辨法 按住我 笑穴
怎麼你 肚痲痺 脫牙骹 眼淚噴
皆因我 暗地裡 按住你 笑穴
邀請你 接下句 當回禮 當復仇
可惜你 卻沒有 發現我 笑穴

Laugh Me to Death

If I'm not used to it, counting, arithmetic, give up playing Zu Chongzhi
In Chinese literature, Li Bai, all have said
Since ancient times, there is something useful, don't panic
There is still a glimmer of hope
Then I understand
No one else on earth is like me, making jokes, making jokes that even Charlie laughed out loud
Ask me for the secret recipe
Worship my lethality
I can only say
Nonsense is originally for seeking peace
It's boring to learn how to describe, another kind of behavior habit
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach numb, your teeth falling out
Because I secretly pressed your funny bone
I invite you to take the next sentence as a gift, as revenge
It's a pity that you didn't find my funny bone
Life is painful, coaxing, cheating, cheating for three meals plus a night
Starting from scratch, you are talking nonsense
On the other side, I'm telling jokes
The two are in a fierce competition
Not to mention
The TV is broadcasting live, a certain politician spoke for seven minutes
It bored me to death
Tell me a joke that makes me laugh to death
Can't I
Jehovah's popularity is declining day by day
Rulai Buddha avoids taboos and says that he would vote for Eason Chan
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach numb, your teeth falling out
Because I secretly pressed your funny bone
I invite you to take the next sentence as a gift, as revenge
It's a pity that you didn't find my funny bone
Eric Kwok
Please make a joke that's funny
Jerald Chan
What you said is too crappy, no one laughed
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach numb, your teeth falling out
Because I secretly pressed your funny bone
I invite you to take the next sentence as a gift, as revenge
It's a pity that you didn't find my funny bone
I want to laugh so much, I finally get it
Don't force others
Only I have the way to press my funny bone
Why is your stomach numb, your teeth falling out, and your eyes watering
Because I secretly pressed your funny bone
I invite you to take the next sentence as a gift, as revenge
It's a pity that you didn't find my funny bone