Paroles et traduction Edo Maajka - Dragi Moj Vlado

Dragi Moj Vlado

Draga moja vlado
Ja bi im o djecu rado
Daj mi dobru platu
Napraviću ti ih stado

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Natalitet za 5 posto
I ja i ona
Pun nam kurac više kurtona

Ne tražim puno
Samo stan dok nisam umro
Sekiraš me
Feštam k o da zivim jos petn est
Bice dosta
Zaboravio sam (oh shit)
To je premalo godina
Da otplatim kredit

I ja bi na more
Jer mi ruke od zuljeva gore
Za eure, kune ja bi
Kod vas dole na Brijune

Zaposlite me tamo
Da se kupam, glumim lafa
Lopatom cu cistit govna
Od vasih zirafa

Zaposlite nas k o portire
Da cuvamo ministarske
Suvenire, dokumenta i papire
Ama vlado, jebo ga ti
Bicemo ti security!
Cuvat od belaja
Kad dodje nasa raja

Kad sindikalna masa krene
Prema tvojoj zgradi
Ne brini se
Mi smo jaki i zdravi i mladi

Mi smo takva nacija
Nismo za astronaute
Al cemo lomit kosti
Dok cuvamo vase aute

Znali su nudit pos o
Ali to sam usr o
Za svaki posten pos o
Traze iskustvo

Dok traze oni
Trazim i ja da ga dam
Dotad cu drkat kurac
Jer to najbolje znam

Kad dodjem do kraja
I ne mogu vise
Gledat ovaj truli sistem
Kako me sise

Uzecu zastavu
Krenut na kondore
Trazicu promjenu
I pijevat parole

Jebo vladu (Jebo)
Politiku (Jebo)
U saboru (Jebo)
Sve njih redom

Daj mi hljeba Predsjedniče
Daj mi nesto da pojedem
Daj mi para za auto
Da nesto pojebem

Podmiti me
Jer si pjesme Titine pjev o
Recu nije istina
Recu da si samo zjev o

Ama daj mi posla
Da ne bode k o osa
Barem komunalac
Da mi se otupi zalac

Moja duhovna kasta
Je bez dostojanstva
Bez cilja i smjera
Zbog puno pijanstva

Posla - mi ga hoćemo
A bez njega loćemo
Puni bjesa u sebi
A ne znamo da placemo

Onda šta ćemo!?
Skupit jade pa na barikade
I bjezat iz drzave mile
I trazit azile

Nije istina, Edo mili brate
Vi mladi uopste bjezat
Odavde ne morate
Care, skupi pare
Moras platit ako hoces radit
Samo dobra veza
Donosi radna mjesta

A veza je jaka
K o mreza puna cvorova
Puna gladnih usta
I raznih odgovora

Malo glavom mucnem
U svakoga soma bucnem
Zaboli me glava i bez soma
Sam k o Sava

A cijelo vrijeme punim koktele
Idem na burzu rada
I tamo gubim vrijeme

Rece opet nista
Na šalteru teta
Opet nista ubacila je
Opet svoga zeta

Kad dodjem do kraja
I ne mogu vise
Gledat ovaj truli sistem
Kako me sise

Uzecu zastavu
Krenut na kondore
Trazicu promjenu
I pijevat parole

Jebo vladu (Jebo)
Politiku (Jebo)
U saboru (Jebo)
Sve njih redom

Možes birat
Fakultet il cigla i cement
A i kad imas fakultet
Ceka te cement opet

Imamo kicme krive
Misice najvece
Jer praznimo pive
Dok nosamo vrece

Punimo mjesalice
Vozaju nas "marice"
Zbog zuljeva cu kukat
Od njih ne mogu vise drkat

Sjetio sam se!
Otvoricu jednu fontanu
Po noci vadit iz nje pare
Gledat picke po danu

Otvoricu skolu
Ucit djecu svercu za raju
Ako ne pravom
Onda onom u tramvaju

Zaradicu platu
Prodacu tramvaj levatu
Preduhitrit vladu
Prodacu im nebo i Savu

Prodacu pola kurca
Jer ipak ja sam Bosanac
Pa cu biti k o politicar
Ali intelektualac

Uzecu spermu
Stavit u nju parfema
Prodavat k'o gel za kosu
Il k'o za ten krema

Iznajmit sebe uz kadu
Za siromasne u tuzi
Ja cu prdit
Da im bude k o Jakuzi

Prodavat svoje strahove
Prodavat svoje parole
Ma prodacu govno
Da nam povrce raste bolje

Al kad budem na cesti
Na čelu kolone
Kad budem na meti
Zato jer rušim one

Sa zastavom u ruci
Stajaću časno
Gledat kordone
I pjevaću pravo glasno

Jer dosao sam do kraja
I ne mogu vise
Gledat ovaj truli sistem
Kako me sise

Uzeo zastavu
Krenuo na kondore
Trazim promjenu
I pijevam parole

Jebo vladu (Jebo)
Politiku (Jebo)
U saboru (Jebo)
Sve njih redom

My Dear Vlado

My dear government,
I'd gladly give you children,
Just give me a good salary,
I'll make you a whole flock of them.

I'll single-handedly increase
The birth rate by 5 percent,
Both me and her,
We're fucking tired of using condoms.

I'm not asking for much,
Just an apartment until I die,
You're stressing me out,
I party like I have fifteen more years to live.
That'll be enough,
I forgot (oh shit),
That's too few years
To pay off the loan.

I'd like to go to the seaside too,
Because my hands are burning from calluses.
For euros, kunas, I would go,
Down to your place on Brijuni.

Employ me there,
So I can swim, pretend to be a big shot,
I'll clean shit with a shovel
From your giraffes.

Hire us as doormen,
To guard the ministerial
Souvenirs, documents, and papers,
Oh government, fuck it,
We'll be your security!
Protecting from trouble
When our people come.

When the union masses start moving
Towards your building,
Don't worry,
We're strong and healthy and young.

We're that kind of nation,
Not cut out for astronauts,
But we'll break bones
While guarding your cars.

They knew how to offer jobs,
But I screwed that up,
For every decent job,
They ask for experience.

While they're looking,
I'm also looking to give it,
Until then, I'll jerk off,
Because that's what I do best.

When I reach the end
And I can't take it anymore,
Watching this rotten system
Sucking me dry.

I'll take the flag,
March on the condors,
Demand change,
And chant slogans.

Fuck the government (Fuck it),
Politics (Fuck it),
In the parliament (Fuck it),
All of them in a row.

Give me bread, Mr. President,
Give me something to eat,
Give me money for a car,
So I can fuck something.

Bribe me,
Because you sang Tito's songs,
I'll say it's not true,
I'll say you just yawned.

Oh, give me a job,
So I don't sting like a wasp,
At least a garbage man,
To dull my passion.

My spiritual caste
Is without dignity,
Without goals or direction,
Because of too much drinking.

Jobs - we want them,
And without them, we're getting drunk,
Full of rage inside,
And we don't know how to cry.

So what will we do!?
Gather our woes and go to the barricades,
And flee our beloved country,
And seek asylum.

It's not true, Edo, my dear brother,
You young people don't have to run away
From here at all,
Dude, gather your money,
You have to pay if you want to work,
Only good connections
Bring jobs.

And the connection is strong,
Like a net full of knots,
Full of hungry mouths
And various answers.

I shake my head a little,
I punch every catfish,
My head hurts even without catfish,
Just like the Sava River.

And all the while, I'm making cocktails,
I go to the job center
And waste my time there.

She said nothing again,
The lady at the counter,
She put in nothing again,
She put in her son-in-law again.

When I reach the end
And I can't take it anymore,
Watching this rotten system
Sucking me dry.

I'll take the flag,
March on the condors,
Demand change,
And chant slogans.

Fuck the government (Fuck it),
Politics (Fuck it),
In the parliament (Fuck it),
All of them in a row.

You can choose,
College or bricks and cement,
And even when you have a college degree,
Cement awaits you again.

We have crooked spines,
The biggest muscles,
Because we empty beers
While carrying bags.

We fill mixers,
"Paddy wagons" drive us around,
I'll whine because of the calluses,
I can't jerk off anymore because of them.

I remembered!
I'll open a fountain,
Take money out of it at night,
Watch pussies during the day.

I'll open a school,
Teach kids how to smuggle for the people,
If not the right way,
Then the one on the tram.

I'll earn a salary,
I'll sell the tram to a Levantine,
Outsmart the government,
I'll sell them the sky and the Sava.

I'll sell half my dick,
Because after all, I'm Bosnian,
So I'll be like a politician,
But an intellectual.

I'll take sperm,
Put perfume in it,
Sell it as hair gel,
Or as a tanning cream.

I'll rent myself out with a bathtub,
For the poor in their sorrow,
I'll fart,
To make it like a Jacuzzi for them.

I'll sell my fears,
I'll sell my slogans,
I'll even sell shit,
So our vegetables grow better.

But when I'm on the street,
At the head of the column,
When I'm a target,
Because I'm bringing down those,

With the flag in my hand,
I'll stand honorably,
Look at the cordons,
And sing really loud.

Because I've reached the end,
And I can't take it anymore,
Watching this rotten system
Sucking me dry.

I took the flag,
Marched on the condors,
I demand change,
And chant slogans.

Fuck the government (Fuck it),
Politics (Fuck it),
In the parliament (Fuck it),
All of them in a row.