Paroles et traduction Edo Maajka - Jesmo'L Sami

Jesmo'L Sami

Ja sam tog dana obavljao najnormalnije funkcije, ovaj
Jutarnje, zaljevao sam pesticidima polje iznad Bukovice
Kad se iznenada, na lijevoj strani sam u vidokrugu primjetio
Neki objekat nepoznat koji je bio blještav
Ustvari mjenjo je boju
Ustvari bio je žut, zelenkaste boje
Povremeno

Onda sam iznenada, začudio sam se jer sam primjetio
Da avion jednostavno stoji na mjestu i da se elisa pri tom ne okreće
A ja sam znao da se avion morao kretat
Jer sam ga upalio i sve
Međutim, motor je mirovao, sve je stajalo
Taj objekat je proletio par puta pored mene
Pogledo sam dole, pesticidi su, nisu padali po njivi
Nego su na moje opšte iznenađenje stajali u zraku

Onda sam, s ovaj, nisam gubio pribranost ni jednog momenta
Pokušao sam da pokrenem avion, nije mi polazilo za rukom
Kad kad mi se taj objekat izgubio
Nepoznati blješteći zeleni, ustvari crveni je bio
Taj zelenkasti objekat kad, kad, kad se izgubio iz vidokruga
Avion je sam kreno naprijed i ja sam imao apsolutnu kontrolu
Nemojte me više stvarno

Bila je ponoć i satovi su stali
Na vrata mi pokucaše Mulder i Scully
Kažu, "Tražimo svemirca, velka mu je glava"
Reko, "Imam takvog u gaćama al' trenutno spava"
Šala mala

Da te pitam
Da li imaju duge kose?
Da li traperice nose?
Da li vjeruju u boga?
Da li uzimaju droga?
Da li ima smoga i kod njih na planetu?
Dive li se nama il nam žele možda nanjet štetu?

Odakle dolaze ove naše mlječne staze?
Je li dolaze u miru ili žele da nas zgaze?
Zašto paze tolko na svoju diskreciju?
Da li možda žele na nama da naprave korekciju?

Pa da i mi dođemo do svjetskoga mira
Al' možda i kod njih gore neka borbena svira
Možda je kod njih gore, samo se priznat stide
Možda svoj opstanak na našoj zemlji vide
Pitam se

Da li rade grafite?
Il' su im ulice totalno, ono totalno jebene čiste?
Tako čiste da se ono, sve pravo sjaji
Da li udobno žive ili umiru od gladi
Da li se trava sadi kod njih ko kod nas žito?
Da vidim svemirca to bih ga ja upito

Da li imaju policiju?
Da li i njih maltretira?
Da li vole opoziciju i kako vlast se kod njih bira?
Znaju li šta je piva?
Da li rocka kod njih ima?
Da li ima kod njih boli?
Da li žena voli?
Duvaju li na flašu ili koriste roli?

Je li ljepo tijelo kod njihovih žena?
Da li se i oni tuku zbog boje svoga tena?
Kad dođu izbori jel se i kod njih laže?
Da li im žene vole petting, vole l' tetovaže?
Koja je valuta?
I da li devalvira?
Da li i kod njih na ratu gore neko profitira?

Kojim danom po gebiru idu?
I zašto nikad, baš nikad nas ne zovu na gidu?
Je li imaju u vidu davat vize za strance?
Hoće li primat ko' izbjeglice nas Bosance?
Nek' me prime prvog, ovdje nemam plana, kuće, stana
Životnog elana ni volana da vozim
Ovdje mi je neugodno al' kod vas ću da prosim

Nek' nam vrate Elvisa, Haseta, Bruce Lee-a
A evo im silikoni, atomska i CIA
Nek' nam vrate Elvisa, Haseta, Bruce Lee-a
A evo im silikoni, atomska i CIA
Nek' nam vrate Elvisa, Haseta, Bruce Lee-a
A evo im silikoni, atomska i CIA
Nek' nam vrate Elvisa, Haseta, Bruce Lee-a
A evo im silikoni, atomska i CIA

Evo im sve

Are We Alone?

That day, I was doing my normal routine, you know,
Morning stuff, I was spraying pesticides on the field above Bukovica
When suddenly, on my left side, I noticed in the distance
Some unknown object that was shining
Actually, it was changing color
Actually, it was yellow, greenish
Occasionally

Then suddenly, I was surprised because I noticed
That the plane was simply standing still and the propeller wasn't spinning
And I knew the plane had to be moving
Because I started it and everything
However, the engine was idle, everything was still
That object flew past me a couple of times
I looked down, the pesticides, they weren't falling on the field
But to my utter surprise, they were hanging in the air

Then I, um, I didn't lose my composure for a moment
I tried to start the plane, I couldn't do it
When that object disappeared
The unknown shiny green, actually it was red
That greenish object when, when, when it disappeared from view
The plane started moving forward on its own and I had absolute control
Don't, really, just leave me alone

It was midnight and the clocks stopped
Mulder and Scully knocked on my door
They say, "We're looking for an alien, he's got a big head"
I said, "I've got one in my pants but he's sleeping right now"
Just a little joke

Let me ask you
Do they have long hair?
Do they wear jeans?
Do they believe in God?
Do they take drugs?
Is there smog on their planet too?
Do they admire us or maybe want to harm us?

Where do they come from, from this Milky Way of ours?
Do they come in peace or do they want to crush us?
Why are they so careful about their discretion?
Do they maybe want to make a correction on us?

So that we too can reach world peace
But maybe up there they have some kind of war going on
Maybe up there it's the same, they're just ashamed to admit it
Maybe they see their survival on our planet
I wonder

Do they do graffiti?
Or are their streets totally, like, totally fucking clean?
So clean that, like, everything shines
Do they live comfortably or do they die of hunger?
Do they grow weed like we grow wheat?
If I saw an alien, I'd ask him

Do they have police?
Do they harass them too?
Do they like opposition and how is power chosen there?
Do they know what beer is?
Is there rock music there?
Is there pain there?
Do women love?
Do they blow on the bottle or use rolling papers?

Are their women's bodies beautiful?
Do they fight over their skin color too?
When elections come, do they lie there too?
Do their women like petting, do they like tattoos?
What's the currency?
And does it devalue?
Is there someone profiting from the war over there too?

What day of the week do they follow?
And why don't they ever, ever invite us for a visit?
Do they have in mind to issue visas for foreigners?
Will they accept us Bosnians as refugees?
Let them take me first, I don't have any plans, house, apartment here
No zest for life or a steering wheel to drive
I feel uncomfortable here, but I'll beg you to let me go

Let them bring back Elvis, Hase, Bruce Lee
And here are silicone, atomic bombs and the CIA for them
Let them bring back Elvis, Hase, Bruce Lee
And here are silicone, atomic bombs and the CIA for them
Let them bring back Elvis, Hase, Bruce Lee
And here are silicone, atomic bombs and the CIA for them
Let them bring back Elvis, Hase, Bruce Lee
And here are silicone, atomic bombs and the CIA for them

Here's everything for them