Paroles et traduction Eric Kwok - 電波少年絕食記

電波少年絕食記

成日Honey猛咁話要減肥
話腳趾肥 話腳踭肥
重監生迫我要學佢減肥
話要一齊先合理

沒法可接受 日日越食越瘦
整兩兜麥皮重有西柚
使乜憂 話食白果就夠
煩到嘔 就發嬲

從今天乜都可以食多啲
從今天宵夜可以食多啲
蘋果批朱古力照食
雞髀要食曬塊皮

其實公司最怕係我減肥
話要增肥重要癡肥
肥到纖體老細大讚超肥
話夠Gimmick先用你

要社會接受 就日日盡力瘦
想扣鈕 褲頭就要收收
好收手日日食齌未夠
煩到嘔 就發嬲

從今天乜都可以食多啲
從今天宵夜可以食多啲
元蹄炸豬扒都照食
雞髀要食曬塊皮

話以後 絕食係仲未夠
應戒酒 掉埋你個煙頭
使乜嬲 淨係飲水就夠
煩到嘔 就發嬲 受夠

從今天啤酒可以嚟多枝
薯條漢堡飽可以嚟多啲
臘腸仔豬手加鴨利
通通要食哂佢哋

Radio Starvation Diary

My lady's always going on and on about dieting
Says her toes are fat, her heels are fat
Like a drill sergeant, she insists I diet with her
Says it's only fair if we do it together

I can't stand it, day by day I'm getting thinner
Two helpings of oatmeal, and then a grapefruit
Why bother? A handful of ginkgo nuts will do
It makes me so mad, I could puke

Starting today, I can eat more of everything
Starting today, I can eat more snacks at night
Apple pie, chocolate, I'll eat them all
I'll eat every bite of fried chicken skin

The truth is, the company is most afraid of me losing weight
They say I need to gain weight, to be morbidly obese
Fat enough to make the slimming company boss say 'super fat'
They say I'm only marketable if I'm a gimmick

To be accepted by society, I have to lose weight every day
To button my pants, I have to cinch in my waist
To hell with that, I'll eat every day like there's no tomorrow
It makes me so mad, I could puke

Starting today, I can eat more of everything
Starting today, I can eat more snacks at night
Ham hocks, pork chops, I'll eat them all
I'll eat every bite of fried chicken skin

She says, 'going on a diet in the future won't be enough'
You should quit drinking and throw away your cigarettes
Why get mad? Just drink water
It makes me so mad, I could puke, I've had enough

Starting today, I can have another beer
French fries, hamburgers, I can have more
Sausage, pork hocks, and duck confit
I'm going to eat every bite