Paroles et traduction Ernst, Bobbie en de Rest - Reclame

Reclame

Het is ongelooflijk!
Alleen vandaag 1 voor de prijs van 2
Nu betalen volgend jaar pas ophalen
Met een mooie doek

Hier gaan je wangen van glimmen
Hiervan word je buik heel strak
Je hoeft er alleen maar op te drukken
En je krijgt het lekkerste gebak
Hierdoor slaap je stukken sneller
Hier glimt je auto jaren van (De showroom shine)
Je beugel zit hierdoor echt lekker
'T is gezond als je lekker trillen kan

Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
'T Is maar reclame van TV
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
Op de TV!
'T Is maar reclame
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
'T Is maar reclame van TV

Vandaag in de aanbieding; Auto met verwarmde trekhaak
En bij een zak chips een papagaai

Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
'T is maar reclame van TV
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
Op de TV!
'T is maar reclame

Gratis fiets bij deze ventieldopjes
Een konijn dat immers en daarentegen kan zeggen
Mooie opbergzak kado bij deze automobiel
Nu met twee spaarzegels

Spuit er op; de vlek is weg!
'T Is ongelooflijk, wat ik zeg!
Smeer dit goedje op je kop
En er groeien weer dikke haren op

Deze hele mooie pannen die hier staan
Die bakken echt never nooit meer aan, Bobbie
Spuit dit spul maar in je mond
En je tanden, en je tong en je lippen worden gezond

Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
'T Is maar reclame van TV
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
Op de TV!
'T Is maar reclame
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame ('T Is maar reclame van TV)

Nu bruine boterhammen die zichzelf smeren
En bij deze duikboot een gratis wolle muts

Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
'T is maar reclame van TV
Nee o nee, 't is maar reclame
Op de TV!
'T is maar reclame

Spaar ze allemaal

Commercial

It's unbelievable, darling!
Only today, 1 for the price of 2, sweetheart.
Pay now, pick up next year, honey.
With a beautiful cloth, my love.

This will make your cheeks glow, beautiful.
This will make your tummy nice and tight, gorgeous.
All you have to do is press it, my dear.
And you'll get the most delicious pastry, sweetie.
This will make you sleep much faster, precious.
This will make your car shine for years (The showroom shine), my love.
This will make your braces really comfortable, darling.
It's healthy if you can vibrate nicely, honey.

Oh no, it's just a commercial, sweetheart.
It's just a TV commercial, my dear.
Oh no, it's just a commercial, honey.
On TV, darling!
It's just a commercial, beautiful.
Oh no, it's just a commercial, gorgeous.
It's just a TV commercial, precious.

Today's special offer; Car with heated tow bar, my love.
And a parrot with a bag of chips, sweetie.

Oh no, it's just a commercial, darling.
It's just a TV commercial, my dear.
Oh no, it's just a commercial, honey.
On TV, beautiful!
It's just a commercial, gorgeous.

Free bike with these valve caps, precious.
A rabbit that can say however and on the other hand, my love.
Beautiful storage bag free with this automobile, sweetie.
Now with two saving stamps, darling.

Spray it on; the stain is gone, my dear.
It's unbelievable what I'm saying, honey.
Rub this stuff on your head, beautiful.
And thick hairs will grow back on it, gorgeous.

These beautiful pans that are standing here, precious.
They really never stick anymore, Bobbie, my love.
Spray this stuff in your mouth, sweetie.
And your teeth, and your tongue and your lips will be healthy, darling.

Oh no, it's just a commercial, my dear.
It's just a TV commercial, honey.
Oh no, it's just a commercial, beautiful.
On TV, gorgeous!
It's just a commercial, precious.
Oh no, it's just a commercial (It's just a TV commercial), my love.

Now brown sandwiches that butter themselves, sweetie.
And a free woolen hat with this submarine, darling.

Oh no, it's just a commercial, my dear.
It's just a TV commercial, honey.
Oh no, it's just a commercial, beautiful.
On TV, gorgeous!
It's just a commercial, precious.

Collect them all, my love.