Paroles et traduction Frankito Lopes - Meia e Feia, Feia e Meia

Meia e Feia, Feia e Meia

Essa historia e meia engraçada
A malvada tinha metro e meio de altura
E era meia careca, tche!
Eu paquerei uma dona mais bonita da cidade
Mas o defeitinho dela
Tudo nela era metade
Meia orelha, Meia boca
Andava meia cocunda
Meia surda, meia moca
Meia popa, meia bunda
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Meia coxa, meio joelho
Meia virilha, e meia...
Depois eu falo!
Quando falava com a gente
Com o jeito meio feio
Mostrava somente meio dente
Só sabia dizer meio
Meia zangado comigo
Meio me falou assim:
To meio de te gostando
Tu és meio feio pra mim
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Meia cintura
Meio imbigo
E pra baixo um pouquinho ela tinha meia...
Depois eu falo!
Quando eu me casei com ela
Meio contra a vontade
Ela sendo meia rica
Ia me dar a metade
A meia-noite e meia
Via coisa meia feia
Ela pelada na cama
Querendo dormir no meio
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Com a cabeça meia atordoado
Eu falava:
Oh, tem bão!
Vai ser feia assim no meio das beradas, tche!
Levantava meio tarde
Ficava meia engraçada
Vinha pro meio da meio da cama
Meia em pé, meia sentada
Fiquei meio apavorado
Com meio litro de cheio
Mandeia metade pra dentro
Então fiquei meio e meio
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
Ela era meio surda do suvaco
Meia cega de uma perna
Meia manca de um zói
Eu fiquei meio casado
Meio solteiro também
E meio remediado
Com meio cheque de 100
Fiquei com meia saudade
Meio chifra achei pouco
Acabei com a outra metade
Ou eu ficava louco
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
(Ela era meia feia)
(Meia feia, feia e meia)
(Juntando meia com feia)
(Ela era feia e meia)
Ela era meia feia
Meia feia, feia e meia
Juntando meia com feia
Ela era feia e meia
(Ela era meia feia)
(Meia feia, feia e meia)
(Juntando meia com feia)
(Ela era feia e meia)

Half and Ugly, Ugly and Half

This story is half funny
The wicked one was five feet tall
And was half bald, man!
I hit on a lady prettier than anyone in town
But her little defect
Everything about her was half
Half an ear, Half a mouth
Walked half hunched over
Half deaf, half a girl
Half a poop, half a butt
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
Half a thigh, half a knee
Half a crotch, and half...
I'll tell you later!
When she talked to us
With her half ugly way
She only showed half a tooth
Only knew how to say half
Half angry with me
Half told me this:
I'm half liking you
You're half ugly for me
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
Half a waist
Half a belly button
And down a little she had half...
I'll tell you later!
When I married her
Half against my will
She being half rich
Was going to give me half
At half past midnight
I saw a half ugly thing
Her naked in bed
Wanting to sleep in the middle
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
With my head half dazed
I said:
Oh, that's good!
You'll be ugly like that in the middle of the chicks, man!
She woke up half late
Was half funny
Came to the middle of... the middle of the bed
Half standing, half sitting
I was half scared
With half a liter of full
Drink half of it
Then I got half and half
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
She was half deaf from her armpit
Half blind in one leg
Half limping in one eye
I stayed half married
Half single too
And half cured
With a half check of 100
I got half homesick
I thought half a cuckold was too little
I ended up with the other half
Or I would go crazy
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
(She was half ugly)
(Half ugly, ugly and half)
(Joining half with ugly)
(She was ugly and half)
She was half ugly
Half ugly, ugly and half
Joining half with ugly
She was ugly and half
(She was half ugly)
(Half ugly, ugly and half)
(Joining half with ugly)
(She was ugly and half)