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Cazzoman (Speed Dating)

Gazzomaan, Gaaazoooman
Yeeahh haha, Gazzoman speed dating ladys and gentleman
Ah yeah, spürender die positiv sexuelle vibes im ruum?!
Yeah yeah

Alli girl, wo singles sind hebend dhand hoch, schreied: Miin Ex-fründ isch es arschloch!
Alli jungs, wo singles sind hebend d hand hoch, schreied: Miini Ex-frau isch es arschloch!

Ciao belezza, ta mi piaco come stai? Je ne veux pas dancer, i will nume zudr hei babe
Du hesch style, hebsch di ab vo dr massa
Du würsch uhuara guat zu miim neue trainer passa
Und zu miinere katz du wärsch di optimal betonig mora morga für di neu tapeta in der wohnig
Yeah babe yeah, i bin nid dr ashton kutscher
Wennd mr a küssli ufd bagga gisch kauf dr en lutscher!
Bin a biz versaut, wetsches au no?
Was zu dir oder zu mir?! das gaht au im auto!!
Lueg uf diin karaktar kanni eh scheisse, drfüür musi zum di schöön finde nid meh als zwei "E"s schmeisse
Und wennd weisch wasi will riit miis hon tja
Wennd romanze suechsch gang zu OC California
Das isch en paarigsversuech, driiseggle
Gazzoman kunnt und will au dii rettä,
Ooouu verfiggt und zuegnäht, der text het Einstein gschriba,
Gazzoman kunnt babe rüef 117

Jeda het doch en ex dehei
Und jedi au en ex oder zwei
Aber weg dem müender nid allai bette
Gazzoman kunnt und will au di retta, aaaii

Alli girl, wo singles sind hebend dhand hoch, schreied: Miin Ex-fründ isch es arschloch!
Alli jungs, wo singles sind hebend d hand hoch, schreied: Miini Ex-frau isch es arschloch!

Weisch billigi aamachene bringi nia, nei babe
Schüss dr statt teddys katza im tierheim
Glaub nid an der erscht bligg, das isch nur bong im häsch
Ewigi liebi isch eh nur en schlechta song vo mash
Also was häsch, no zwei fläscha
D zahl macht mi bedrungga
Mösstmer d geld fürd hochziitsreis sowieso pumpa
Vergiss die hummer mit dem günd d bubis prahla
I hola mini dama ab miteme Tschudi-Krana
I bin ke sektefüherer eher es notgeils und tümmers kind
I dengga nid mitem zipfel aber der seggel het die lüüt bestimmt
I würd di ja gern ine tüürs restaurant entfüere
Aber i find im ganza müll mini autoschlüssel nüma
Irgendwo da muesser sii in dere ganze kotzi
Gazzoman kunnt und will au dii retta hoffi
I werd diim ex vord huustüüre kotze und nuttene bstele
De bullene aalüüte und was vo siina droga verzella

Alli girl, wo singles sind hebend dhand hoch, schreied: Miin Ex-fründ isch es arschloch!
Alli jungs, wo singles sind hebend d hand hoch, schreied: Miini Ex-frau isch es arschloch!

Yeah, mir lüütend üüsere exe aa, stöhnend in da höhrer und schiggende toti ratta hai
Yeah babe yeah genau so gsehts uus
Und was söll das mit dem penisniid?!
Penisniid krieged euri exfründe wenns neb mir am pissoir stönd, aaaii
Ey man, gazzoman in da house! yeah.

Cazzoman (Speed Dating)

Gazzomaan, Gaaazoooman
Yeah girl, Gazzoman speed dating ladies and gentlemen
Oh yeah, do you feel the positive sexual vibes in the room?!
Yeah yeah

All the girls who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-boyfriend is an asshole!
All the guys who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-wife is an asshole!

Hello beautiful, how are you? I don't want to dance, I just want to take you home baby
You have style, you stand out from the crowd
You would be a great match for my new trainer
And for my cat, you would be the perfect match for the new wallpaper in my apartment
Yeah babe yeah, I'm not Ashton Kutcher
If you give me a kiss on the cheek, I'll buy you a lollipop!
I'm a bit of a pervert, wanna play too?
What to you or to me?! We can do that in the car too!!
I don't care about your character, I don't need to throw more than two "E"s to find you beautiful
And if you know what I want, ride me honey
If you're looking for romance, go to OC California
This is an attempt at a couple, a threesome
Gazzoman comes and wants to save you too,
Ooouu fucked up and sewn up, Einstein wrote the lyrics,
Gazzoman comes babe call 911

Everyone has an ex at home
And everyone also has an ex or two
But we don't have to go to bed alone because of that
Gazzoman comes and wants to save you too, aaaii

All the girls who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-boyfriend is an asshole!
All the guys who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-wife is an asshole!

You know I never make cheap advances, no babe
Instead of teddy bears, adopt cats from the shelter
Don't believe in love at first sight, that's just a quickie in a bunny
Eternal love is just a bad song by mash anyway
So what do you have, two more bottles?
The numbers make me tipsy
We had to spend the money on the honeymoon trip anyway
Forget the limos the boys brag about
I'll pick up my lady with a crane from Tschudi
I'm not a cult leader, more like a horny, clumsy child
I don't think with my brain, but the dick definitely has the women
I would love to take you to an expensive restaurant
But I can't find my car keys in all this garbage
They have to be somewhere in all this puke
Gazzoman comes and wants to save you too, I hope
I'm going to throw up and order hookers at your ex's doorstep
Call the cops and tell them about his drugs

All the girls who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-boyfriend is an asshole!
All the guys who are single, raise your hands high and shout: My ex-wife is an asshole!

Yeah, we hang up on our exes, stand in the receivers and send them dead rats
Yeah babe yeah that's exactly what it looks like
And what's all this about penis envy?!
Your ex-boyfriends get penis envy when they stand next to me at the urinal, aaaii
Hey man, Gazzoman in the house! yeah.