Paroles et traduction Herman Medrano - 1.000 Km

1.000 Km

Go conossuo na tipa che me ga butà via
Co do tete a ponta che ghe voeva a funivia
E soto un costumeto che cuerxeva un fià el gaeto
E un picoeo fieto sol fieto del cuèto
Ghe go oferto na cica, tanto no a fuma
Diese bibite diverse no ne ga bevùa una
Parlava e parlava, pareva na sociologa
Aria da psicologa co a testa da astrologa
De che segno so? So poeastro al forno
Ascendente museto co patate de contorno
Me mancava na maga, ma, ma chi te caga?
Se se domanda parchè serti va a praga e paga
Desso, assa stare tuto e 'ndemo in apartamento
Tira e tende che femo un discorseto
Prima de partire no me so pi tegnuo e go riduo
Risentìa, eà me ga dito che so cruo

RIT.
Go fato 1.000 km pa vegner trovarte
Strada pa vederte, ma anca pa pinciarte
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada
Go fato 1.000 km tanto chi ghe bada
Se te meo disevi no fasevo gnanca a strada
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada

Te vegna el coera, rifemo doman de sera?
Basta co ste scuse che no sta né in cieo né in tera
Go el gato che ga perso tuto el peo ma no el vissio
Go da portare el can cavasse i denti del judissio
Ti no te lavori, ma eà vita te stressa
Dopo do ore de yoga te magni na carota lessa
Sensa grassi, sensa acqua, sensa gnente
Cusinà co na tecia che costa un continente
Fiosofia cinese, sposta tuti i mobii
30 cinesi so na stansa no poe stare comodi
E ocio al comodin co e bustine de vitamine
Inpachi, truchi e milioni de cremine
Na mania pa eà puissia, magra come na scarpia
E prima de pinciare te fe anca a spirometria
Go fato 1.000 km, tira ste tendine
Vien qua che te destiro come el naylon so e gonbine

RIT.
Go fato 1.000 km pa vegner trovarte
Strada pa vederte, ma anca pa pinciarte
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada
Go fato 1.000 km tanto chi ghe bada
Se te meo disevi no fasevo gnanca a strada
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada

Tuto el di che serco, pepite col deo
Destirà sol tapeo, go pensà soeo a queo
Cussì go dito si a sta idea malsana
So 'nda fin casa sua pa bevare na tisana
Ma na volta cumissià no so parchè no a go fermà
Ea xe 'nda vanti un'ora finchè mi no so s-ciopà
Basta, varda che so arso, casso
Xe do ore che te parli, mi no ghea fasso
Scusa me so distrato, iero drio vardarte e tete
Pensavo a calcossa altro, no al coeore dee tende
E po ste musichete alternative rilassanti
Buta via sti incensi che inbriaga anca i passanti
Ste fotografie de ti a tre ani co e man giunte
Ti e i to prodoti pa evitare e dopie punte
Vorìa vederlo queo che se torà a briga
Ma chi che te se liga sarà proprio pa sfiga

RIT.
Go fato 1.000 km pa vegner trovarte
Strada pa vederte, ma anca pa pinciarte
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada
Go fato 1.000 km tanto chi ghe bada
Se te meo disevi no fasevo gnanca a strada
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada

RIT.
Go fato 1.000 km pa vegner trovarte
Strada pa vederte, ma anca pa pinciarte
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada
Go fato 1.000 km tanto chi ghe bada
Se te meo disevi no fasevo gnanca a strada
Voevo soeamente darte na pinciada
Darte na pinciada, darte na pinciada

1.000 Km

I met this chick who totally blew me off,
With boobs so pointy they needed a cable car.
And underneath a tiny outfit that barely covered her cat,
And a small, gentle breeze from the hilltop.
I offered her a smoke, since she doesn't smoke anyway,
She didn't drink a single one of those different drinks.
She talked and talked, she sounded like a sociologist,
With the air of a psychologist and the head of an astrologer.
What's my sign? I'm a baked potato,
With a side of mashed potatoes as my rising sign.
I was missing a fortune teller, but who cares?
You wonder why some people go to Prague and pay
Now, let's leave everything and go to my apartment,
Pull the curtains so we can have a little chat.
Before leaving, I couldn't hold back and laughed,
She felt offended, she told me I was cruel.

CHORUS
I drove 1,000 km to come see you,
Miles to see you, but also to get laid.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.
I drove 1,000 km, who cares?
If you had told me no, I wouldn't have even hit the road.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.

Are you feeling up to it, shall we do it tomorrow night?
Enough with these excuses that are neither in heaven nor on earth.
My cat lost all his fur but not his vices,
I have to take the dog to get his teeth cleaned.
You don't work, but life stresses you out.
After two hours of yoga, you eat a boiled carrot,
Without fat, without water, without anything,
Cooked with a pan that costs a continent.
Chinese philosophy, you move all the furniture,
30 Chinese people can't be comfortable in one room.
And watch out for the nightstand with the vitamin sachets,
Make-up, brushes, and millions of creams.
An obsession with beauty, skinny as a nail.
And before getting laid you even do spirometry.
I drove 1,000 km, pull these curtains,
Come here, I'll stretch you out like nylon on suspenders.

CHORUS
I drove 1,000 km to come see you,
Miles to see you, but also to get laid.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.
I drove 1,000 km, who cares?
If you had told me no, I wouldn't have even hit the road.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.

All day long I've been searching, snapping my fingers,
Stretched out on the carpet, I've been thinking only about that.
So I said yes to this crazy idea,
I went all the way to her house to drink herbal tea.
But once I started, I don't know why I didn't stop her,
She went on for an hour until I exploded.
Enough, look, I'm burnt out, tired.
You've been talking for two hours, I can't stand it anymore.
Sorry, I got distracted, I was behind you looking at your boobs.
I was thinking about something else, not the heart of the curtains.
And then this relaxing alternative music,
Throw away these incense sticks, they even intoxicate passers-by.
These pictures of you at three years old with your hands clasped,
You and your products to avoid split ends.
I'd like to see the one who gets into a fight with you,
But whoever gets involved with you will be really unlucky.

CHORUS
I drove 1,000 km to come see you,
Miles to see you, but also to get laid.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.
I drove 1,000 km, who cares?
If you had told me no, I wouldn't have even hit the road.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.

CHORUS
I drove 1,000 km to come see you,
Miles to see you, but also to get laid.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.
I drove 1,000 km, who cares?
If you had told me no, I wouldn't have even hit the road.
I just wanted to get laid,
Get laid, get laid.