Paroles et traduction Hippocampe Fou - Si J'étais

Si J'étais

Si j'étais un fruit, je s'rais un citron
Si j'étais un pêché, je s'rais mignon
Si j'étais une île, je s'rais l'Atlantide
Si j'étais un film, je s'rais de Lars Von Trier
Si j'étais un cri, je s'rais silencieux
Si j'étais un animal, je s'rais paresseux
Si j'étais mon reflet, je s'rais le même en mieux
Si j'étais vampire ou prête, je n'serais pas très pieu

Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça

Si j'étais une dent, je s'rais une molaire
Si j'étais un héros, je s'rais Gulliver
Si j'étais une BD, je s'rais Pervers Pépère
Si j'étais un pays, je s'rais imaginaire
Si j'étais un surhomme, je s'rais Zarathoustra
Si j'étais un bouquin, je s'rais le Kâmasûtra
Si j'étais une montagne, je s'rais sacrée
Si j'étais une arme, je s'rais une colombe enragée

Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça

Si j'étais un tableau, je s'rais au Louvre
Si j'étais un chevalier, je s'rais au fond des douves
Si j'étais une maladie, je s'rais bénigne
Si j'étais un signe astrologique, je s'rais Gremlin
Si j'étais un refrain, je s'rais jaloux des s
Si j'étais un meuble, je s'rais un coffre à jouets
Si j'étais un arbre, je s'rais un sapin
Si j'étais un mot, je s'rais celui d'la fin

Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ci
Si j'étais, si j'étais, si j'étais ça

J'serais...
J'serais... quoi?
J'serais ci
J'serais ça
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If I Were

If I were a fruit, I'd be a lemon
If I were a sin, I'd be pretty
If I were an island, I'd be Atlantis
If I were a movie, I'd be by Lars Von Trier
If I were a scream, I'd be silent
If I were an animal, I'd be lazy
If I were my reflection, I'd be the same only better
If I were a vampire or a priest, I wouldn't be very devout

If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that
If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that

If I were a tooth, I'd be a molar
If I were a hero, I'd be Gulliver
If I were a comic book, I'd be Pervers Pépère
If I were a country, I'd be imaginary
If I were a superman, I'd be Zarathustra
If I were a book, I'd be the Kama Sutra
If I were a mountain, I'd be sacred
If I were a weapon, I'd be an enraged dove

If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that
If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that

If I were a painting, I'd be in the Louvre
If I were a knight, I'd be at the bottom of the moat
If I were an illness, I'd be benign
If I were an astrological sign, I'd be a Gremlin
If I were a chorus, I'd be jealous of the esses
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a toy chest
If I were a tree, I'd be a fir tree
If I were a word, I'd be the last one

If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that
If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that
If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that
If I were, if I were, if I were this
If I were, if I were, if I were that

I'd be...
I'd be...what?
I'd be this
I'd be that
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