Paroles et traduction Homero Guerrero Jr. y Los KDT's de Linares - Los Calzones

Los Calzones

Estabamos en la cama, la dama y su servidor
Cuando tocaron la puerta y una voz dijo mi amor
Abreme la puerta mi alma, soy tu marido y señor

Me agarro la temblorina de la cabeza a los pies
Y me vesti como pude con la camisa al revez
Cuando brinque la ventana, supe lo que era correr

Mientras brincaba la cerca todavia pude escuchar
Hija de tu santa ... madre, hoy me las vas a pagar
Como alma que lleva el diablo yo ni volteaba pa'tras

Por fin llegue hasta mi casa, y la recamara ahora entre, mi mujer me
Preguntaba, por que sudado te vez, esque me venian siguiendo los
Perros de doña Ines

Despues de pasado el susto, mi vieja me dijo asi,
Mira papito de mi alma, hoy me tendras que cumplir,
Hay que sorpresa compadre, cuando encuerado me vi

Se me doblaron las piernas, se me quitaron las ganas, se me seco la
Garganta, se me hizo la piel de rana, y esque a las prisas me puse,
Los calzones
De la dama

The Pants

We were in bed, the lady and I
When there was a knock at the door and a voice said, my love
Open the door for me, my soul, I'm your husband and master

I got the shakes from head to toe
And I got dressed as quickly as I could, putting my shirt on backwards
When I jumped out the window, I knew what it was like to run

As I jumped the fence, I could still hear
You daughter of a ..., you're going to pay for this today
Like a soul possessed by the devil, I didn't even look back

I finally got to my house and into the bedroom, my wife
Asked me, why do you look so sweaty, I told her the
Dogs of Mrs. Ines were chasing me

After the shock wore off, my old lady said to me
Look, daddy of my soul, you're going to have to make it up to me tonight
Imagine my surprise, my friend, when I saw myself naked

My legs gave out, my desire left me, my throat went dry
My skin turned to goosebumps, and it was because in my haste I had put on
The pants
Of the lady