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Fakty

Je tu nové číslo týždenníka Fakty.
Pri oplodňovaní kráv si zlomil ruku v lakti.
Pieseň Braňa pre Noru sa stala megahitom.
Samček modlivky to prežil a boli sme pri tom.

Čím boli na karnevale, Kramár, Kuly, Ťapák.
S cédečkami škrábem okná, tvrdí Paľo Drapák.
Súťaž o tri Mitsubishi a dva lístky do kina.
Proste dobrá kokokoko plus plagát Tina.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
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Lalalalalálá, lalalalalálá

Je tu nové číslo týždenníka Fakty.
Paris Hilton na pumpe si dala dole gaťky.
Konečne sme našli pravú mamu Desperáda.
Koza vzala ovcu na koňa a prišlo mláďa.

Pred obchodom s hračkami sa hádžu deti o zem.
Stará mama v Letanovciach má len 28.
Súťaž o tri Toyoty a plagát Ibi Majgu.
S priloženým kupónom máš za korunu fajku.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
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Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
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Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
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Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
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Facts

A new issue has arrived.
Broke my hand elbowing a cow during insemination.
Bran's song for Nora has become a megahit.
The praying mantis survived and we were right there with it.

What were Kramár, Kuly, and Ťapák at the carnival?
Paľo Drapák: I use my CDs to scrape windows.
Contest for three Mitsubishis and two tickets to the cinema.
Simply fantastic plus a Tina poster.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Lalalalalálá, lalalalalálá

A new issue has arrived.
Paris Hilton dropped her trousers at the gas station.
Desperado's true mother has finally been found.
A goat took a sheep for a ride on a horse and a hybrid was born.

Children are throwing themselves on the ground outside a toy shop.
A grandmother in Letanovce is only 28 years old.
Contest for three Toyotas and a poster of Ibi Majga.
Get a pipe for a koruna with the enclosed coupon.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.