Paroles et traduction Horkýže slíže - Keď Budeš Na Compe
Keď Budeš Na Compe
When You're On The Computer
Keď
budeš
na
compe
gambliť
jak
drak,
tak
sa
ti
na
komplet
dokazí
zrak.
When
you're
on
the
computer,
gambling
like
a
dragon,
your
eyesight
will
completely
fail.
Keď
sa
ti
na
komplet
dokazí
zrak,
tak
malé
písmo
ani
za
máčny
mak.
When
your
eyesight
completely
fails,
you
won't
be
able
to
see
small
print,
not
even
for
a
poppy
seed.
Keď
sa
Ti
z
malých
písmen
začnú
krížiť
riadkytak
si
pomýliš
múku
a
omamné
látky.
When
the
lines
start
to
cross
from
the
small
letters,
you'll
mix
up
flour
and
intoxicating
substances.
Keď
si
pomýliš
múku
a
omamné
látky,
tak
prespíš
Mikuláša,
Vianočné
sviatky.
When
you
mix
up
flour
and
intoxicating
substances,
you'll
sleep
through
St.
Nicholas
Day
and
Christmas.
Keď
potom
po
Vianociach
vylezieš
z
duchny,
tak
už
ti
vypredajú
obchod
s
delobuchmi.
When
you
finally
emerge
from
your
slumber
after
Christmas,
the
fireworks
store
will
be
sold
out.
Keď
už
ti
vypredajú
obchod
s
delobuchmi,
tak
si
vyrobíš
bombu
na
stole
v
kuchyni.
When
the
fireworks
store
is
sold
out,
you'll
make
a
bomb
on
the
kitchen
table.
Neriskuj
bombu
a
zbav
sa
compu
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Keď
budeš
na
compe
jak
je
dlhá
chvíľa,
tak
pridáš
na
váhe
15
a
pol
kila.
Don't
risk
a
bomb
and
get
rid
of
the
computer.
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Brainnet.
When
you're
on
the
computer
when
you
have
a
long
time,
you'll
gain
15
and
a
half
kilos.
Keď
pridáš
na
váhe
15
a
pol
kila,
z
baletu
sa
ti
potom
navráti
sila.
When
you
gain
15
and
a
half
kilos,
the
strength
will
return
to
you
from
ballet.
Keď
budeš
cupitať
s
druhými
baletkami,
tak
sa
tam
budeš
točiť
do
opačnej
strany.
When
you
prance
around
in
ballet
shoes
with
others,
you'll
be
spinning
in
the
opposite
direction.
Keď
sa
tam
budeš
točiť
do
opačnej
strany
tréner
sa
nasere
a
skončíš
za
dverami.
When
you
spin
in
the
opposite
direction,
the
trainer
will
get
pissed
off
and
you'll
end
up
outside
the
door.
Keď
potom
za
dverami,
natiahneš
si
lajnu,
tak
potom
chvíľu
budeš
mať
o
svete
šajnu.
When
you're
outside
the
door,
you'll
snort
a
line,
and
then
you'll
have
a
clue
about
the
world
for
a
while.
Keď
potom
chvíľu
budeš
mať
o
svete
šajnu,
tak
schytáš
do
čela
a
máš
hrču
fajnu.
When
you
have
a
clue
about
the
world
for
a
while,
you'll
get
hit
in
the
forehead
and
have
a
nice
bump.
Neriskuj
tonfu
a
zbav
sa
compu.
Don't
risk
a
tonfa
and
get
rid
of
the
computer.
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Keď
budeš
na
compe
kukať
furt
na
porno
tak
budeš
potom
mať
zo
života
hovno.
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0-200-300-1-500
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When
you're
on
the
computer
watching
porn
all
the
time,
you'll
end
up
with
shit
for
a
life.
Keď
budeš
potom
mať
zo
života
hovno,
tak
pôjdeš
do
lesa
a
hodíš
si
to
rovno.
When
you
end
up
with
shit
for
a
life,
you'll
go
to
the
forest
and
take
a
dump.
Keď
nakoniec
upustíš
tohoto
vrtochu,
tak
pôjdeš
na
štadión
korčulovať
trochu.
When
you
finally
give
up
this
whim,
you'll
go
to
the
stadium
to
skate
a
little.
Keď
pôjdeš
na
štadión
korčulovať
trochu,
ľahneš
si
na
ľad
a
vyšňupeš
plochu.
When
you
go
to
the
stadium
to
skate
a
little,
you'll
lie
down
on
the
ice
and
snort
up
the
surface.
Neriskuj
rolbu
a
zbav
sa
compu.
Don't
risk
a
Zamboni
and
get
rid
of
the
computer.
Brainnet
prvá
mozgová
sieeeť
Na
komplet
ti
z
toho
hrabne,
na
komplet,
vidíš
to
na
mne.
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the
first
brain
netwooooork.
You'll
completely
lose
it
from
this,
completely,
you
can
see
it
in
me.
Na
komplet
ti
z
toho
hrabne.
You'll
completely
lose
it
from
this.
Brainnet
prvá
mozgová
sieeeť.
Brainnet,
the
first
brain
netwooooork.
Na
compe
ti
z
toho
hrabne,
na
compe,
celý
deň
hlavne
na
compe
ti
z
toho
hrabne.
You'll
lose
it
from
this
on
the
computer,
on
the
computer,
all
day
long,
mainly
on
the
computer,
you'll
lose
it
from
this.
Brainnet
prvá
mozgová
sieeeť.
Brainnet,
the
first
brain
netwooooork.
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Writer(s): Juraj štefánik, Marek Viršík, Mário Sabo, Peter Hrivnak
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