Paroles et traduction Itchyworms - Contestant Number One

Contestant Number One

Okay! Napakadali lang ng gagawin niyo, mga kaibigan (tama)
Igugulong niyo 'yung bato, pagdating sa dulo, luhod sa asin (ayon)
Kainin ang bato at manalo ng bente pesos!

Tayo na at lumahok, magbasag ng palayok
Lalabas sa isang itlog, Ferdinand Birog
Lunukin mo nang buo, isang daan ang premyo mo
Mayro'n ditong apat pa, kaya mo pa ba?

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Pili ka, door one, two, three, isa dito, may salapi
Ang isa, may pie-in-the-face, isa ay toxic waste
Pagkatapos mong bastusin, luluhod ka sa asin
Itaya ang iyong hiya para sa barya

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Okay, handa na ba kayo, mga kaibigan?
Ready, get set, go!
Ayan na, si contestant number two, pagulungin ang bato
Konting bilis pa
Oh, contestant number three, siya na daw maggugulong (oo, 'yun nga)
Bato ang ipapagulong mo, dire-diretso lang kayo doon sa putikan
Twenty pesos din iyan (oo, tama, twenty pesos)
Hirap niyan pulutin kung saan-saan (oo, ano?)
And the winner is, contestant number...

Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?
Oh, 'di ba, ang saya-saya?

Ang daming premyo na naghihintay sa 'yo
Kahit mapugot na ang ulo mo
Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Kalahok sa kalokohan, 'kala mo panalo ka
Kalahok sa kalokohan, totoo ay talo ka

Contestant Number One

Okay! It's really easy to do, my dear friends (that's right)
You're going to roll the stone, when you get to the end, kneel in the salt (that's it)
Eat the stone and win twenty pesos!

Let's participate and break a clay pot
Ferdinand Birog will come out of an egg
Swallow it whole, and a hundred is your prize
There are four more here, can you still do it?

Oh, isn't it so much fun?
Oh, isn't it so much fun?

There are so many prizes waiting for you
Even if your head gets cut off
Participant in the madness, you think you've won
Participant in the madness, the truth is you've lost

Choose, door one, two, three, one of them has money
One has pie-in-the-face, one is toxic waste
After you've been insulted, you'll kneel in the salt
Bet your dignity for a coin

Oh, isn't it so much fun?
Oh, isn't it so much fun?

There are so many prizes waiting for you
Even if your head gets cut off
Participant in the madness, you think you've won
Participant in the madness, the truth is you've lost

Okay, are you ready now, my dear friends?
Ready, get set, go!
There you go, contestant number two, roll the stone
A little faster
Oh, contestant number three, she's the one who will roll (yes, that's right)
You're going to roll the stone, just go straight to the mud
That's twenty pesos too (yes, right, twenty pesos)
It's hard to pick up where it's been scattered (yes, what?)
And the winner is, contestant number...

Oh, isn't it so much fun?
Oh, isn't it so much fun?

There are so many prizes waiting for you
Even if your head gets cut off
Participant in the madness, you think you've won
Participant in the madness, the truth is you've lost

Participant in the madness, you think you've won
Participant in the madness, the truth is you've lost