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قبل مرحلة الثانوية كنت مريض بالكسوف
كانت علاقتى بالبنات فاشلة زى البامية بموز
بعدها صاحبت موديل عشان ستايلى يتعدل
سابتنى فبعد ست شهور كان ستايلى قدم
وقتها مكنش عندى غير كام فكرة وكام كتاب
أشرحهم وسط القعدة يمكن اجذب البنات
كانت بتاخد رأيى فى كل حاجة وكل عريس يجيلها
كله ارتبط بكله انا الأخ الوحيد فى الشلة
فجأة انفصمت ، بقيت شخصيتين فبعض
بسهر اسكر كل ليلة بس عمرى ما افوت فرض
من كتر ما كنت بظبط كل واحدة ساعة ما اقابلها
كنت اشوف بتاعت الأربع الخميس ومش فاكرها
عقلى اختل لدرجة إنى كنت بشوف كتاباتى
أقول معقول انا كنت عارف كل المعلومات دى
صحاب مدرستى مصدقوش إنى مـ الخمورجية
صحباتى فى البار اتصدموا من إنى أجيب 100%
مش بحكى اللى حصلى بحكى اللى بيحصل عموما
مين فينا مكنش بريئ قبل ما هما يتهمونا ؟
مين فينا حلمه كان يتعدى أتارى وعجلة وكورة
الكلام للجيل بتاعى مش لأجيال عبده موتة

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Darling, before high school, I used to be scared of solar eclipses.
My relationships with girls were as disastrous as okra with banana.
Then I hung out with a model to improve my style.
She left me, and after six months, my style was gone.
At that time, I only had a few ideas and some books.
I would explain them during gatherings, hoping to attract girls.
She asked for my opinion on everything and every suitor who came to her.
Everyone got married except me, the single brother in the group.
Suddenly, I split into two personalities.
I partied and drank every night, but I never missed a prayer.
Because I adjusted my watch so much before meeting her,
I couldn't remember the girl I met on Thursday.
My mind became so deranged that I saw my own handwriting.
I thought, "Is it possible that I knew all this information?"
My classmates didn't believe that I was a heavy drinker.
My bar buddies were shocked that I could get straight A's.
I'm not talking about what happened to me, I'm talking about what happens in general.
Who among us wasn't innocent before they accused us?
Who among us dreamed of anything beyond marbles, a bicycle, and a ball?
My words are for my generation, not for the generations of "Abdel Muteia".