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Me Caso y Cojo Cuernos
I'm Getting Married and Cheating
Qué
clase
jevota
What
a
hottie
Contigo
me
caso
y
cojo
cuernos
I'm
marrying
you
and
cheating
on
you
(Diablo,
estás
bien
dura)
(Damn,
you're
so
fine)
Dile
a
tu
mamá
que
llegó
su
yerno
Tell
your
mom
her
son-in-law
is
here
(Dímelo,
suegra)
(Tell
me,
mother-in-law)
Que
si
te
deja
sola,
te
preño
If
she
leaves
you
alone,
I'll
get
you
pregnant
(No
la
dejes
sola)
(Don't
leave
her
alone)
Acércate,
mami,
que
no
muerdo
Come
closer,
baby,
I
don't
bite
(Échate
pa'cá)
(Come
here)
Tú
eres
capota
y
pintura
You're
all
looks
and
no
substance
Mucho
fronteo
y,
conmigo,
tú
no
duras
Lots
of
showing
off,
but
with
me,
you
won't
last
En
mi
casa
yo
me
hago
la
santa
At
my
house,
I
play
the
saint
¿Y
cómo
a
ti
te
gusta?
And
how
do
you
like
it?
Que
me
llegue
a
la
garganta,
jaja
Down
my
throat,
haha
Simple
y
sencillo,
me
chupen
toa
Plain
and
simple,
suck
me
all
over
Desde
la
cabeza
a
los
tobillos
From
head
to
toe
Todavía
mami
piensa
que
soy
virgen
Mommy
still
thinks
I'm
a
virgin
Y
mucho
menos
papi,
que
no
encuentro
cómo
decirle
And
even
more
so
Daddy,
I
don't
know
how
to
tell
him
Si
tus
papás
supieran
If
your
parents
knew
Que
tú
eres
la
que
me
sonsacas
pa
darte
That
you're
the
one
who
begs
me
to
give
it
to
you
Que
cuando
te
desnudas
haces
que
yo
infarte
That
when
you
undress
you
make
me
have
a
heart
attack
Pero
si
chingamos,
no
vayas
a
enamorarte
But
if
we
fuck,
don't
fall
in
love
Contigo
me
caso
y
cojo
cuernos
I'm
marrying
you
and
cheating
on
you
(Diablo,
estás
bien
dura)
(Damn,
you're
so
fine)
Dile
a
tu
mamá
que
llegó
su
yerno
Tell
your
mom
her
son-in-law
is
here
(Dímelo,
suegra)
(Tell
me,
mother-in-law)
Que
si
te
deja
sola,
te
preño
If
she
leaves
you
alone,
I'll
get
you
pregnant
(No
la
dejes
sola)
(Don't
leave
her
alone)
Acércate,
mami,
que
no
muerdo
Come
closer,
baby,
I
don't
bite
(Échate
pa'cá)
(Come
here)
Pa
casa
me
la
voy
a
llevar
I'm
taking
you
home
No
se
preocupe,
suegra,
que
te
la
voy
a
entregar
Don't
worry,
mother-in-law,
I'll
bring
her
back
Un
poco
paletiá,
te
la
entrego
bañá'a
A
little
messed
up,
I'll
give
her
back
to
you
bathed
Aquí
tengo
condones
pa
que
no
salga
preñá'a
I
have
condoms
here
so
you
don't
get
pregnant
Y
vamos
a
hacerlo,
jugamos
Nintendo
And
we're
going
to
do
it,
we're
playing
Nintendo
¿Y
si
no
quiero?
What
if
I
don't
want
to?
Me
estás
mintiendo
You're
lying
to
me
Yo
sé
que
tú
siempre
me
ligas
por
la
ventana
I
know
you
always
hit
on
me
through
the
window
Tú
quieres
que
te
aplaste
en
la
cama
como
iguana
You
want
me
to
crush
you
on
the
bed
like
an
iguana
Si
tus
papás
supieran
If
your
parents
knew
Que
tú
eres
la
que
me
sonsacas
pa
darte
That
you're
the
one
who
begs
me
to
give
it
to
you
Que
cuando
te
desnudas
haces
que
yo
infarte
That
when
you
undress
you
make
me
have
a
heart
attack
Pero
si
chingamos,
no
vayas
a
enamorarte
But
if
we
fuck,
don't
fall
in
love
Si
tus
papás
supieran
If
your
parents
knew
Que
tú
eres
la
que
me
sonsacas
pa
darte
That
you're
the
one
who
begs
me
to
give
it
to
you
Que
cuando
te
desnudas
haces
que
yo
infarte
That
when
you
undress
you
make
me
have
a
heart
attack
Pero
si
chingamos,
no
vayas
a
enamorarte
But
if
we
fuck,
don't
fall
in
love
Contigo
me
caso
y
cojo
cuernos
I'm
marrying
you
and
cheating
on
you
(Diablo,
estás
bien
dura)
(Damn,
you're
so
fine)
Dile
a
tu
mamá
que
llegó
su
yerno
Tell
your
mom
her
son-in-law
is
here
(Dímelo,
suegra)
(Tell
me,
mother-in-law)
Que
si
te
deja
sola,
te
preño
If
she
leaves
you
alone,
I'll
get
you
pregnant
(No
la
dejes
sola)
(Don't
leave
her
alone)
Acércate,
mami,
que
no
muerdo
Come
closer,
baby,
I
don't
bite
(Échate
pa'cá)
(Come
here)
Mami,
voy
a
romper
todas
las
sillas
del
mundo
Baby,
I'm
gonna
break
every
chair
in
the
world
Pa
que
te
tengas
que
sentar
en
mi
cara
So
you
have
to
sit
on
my
face
Jaja,
ou,
Jamsha
Haha,
ou,
Jamsha
Con
Barbie
Rican
With
Barbie
Rican
Yeah,
Trash
Toy
Yeah,
Trash
Toy
Contigo
me
caso
y...
I'm
marrying
you
and...
Contigo
me
caso
y...
I'm
marrying
you
and...
Contigo
me
caso
y...
I'm
marrying
you
and...
Contigo
me
caso
y
cojo
cuernos
I'm
marrying
you
and
cheating
on
you
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Writer(s): Alexis Caraballo
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