Paroles et traduction Javier Krahe - Vd. Me Comprenda

Vd. Me Comprenda

Usted me comprenda,
Es tan mísera mi hacienda
Y a mi alrededor
Hay tanto derrochador
Que estoy convencido
De que hay un malentendido.
¿Porqué no yo, porqué no yo?

He prometido al capital
Que adoraré su vil metal
Si a cambio me pone en la senda
De la prebenda.
Ah.
Y espero alguna oferta honesta,
Sin duda mil millones.
Mientras tanto cultivo champiñones,
Qué vida esta.

Usted me comprenda,
No manejo ni una rienda
Y a mi alrededor
Hay tanto conspirador
Que estoy convencido
De que hay un malentendido.
¿Porqué no yo, porqué no yo?

He sugerido al comité
Que fríamente intrigaré
Si a cambio me pone en la senda
De la trastienda.
Ah.
Y espero alguna oferta honesta,
Sin duda un ministerio.
Mientras tanto voto la mar de serio,
Qué vida esta.

Usted me comprenda,
Mi carrera no es tremenda
Y a mi alrededor
Las hay de tal esplendor
Que estoy convencido
De que hay un malentendido.
¿Porqué no yo, porqué no yo?

He dicho ya a televisión
Que elija ella mi canción
Si a cambio me pone en la senda
De la leyenda.
Ah.
Y espero alguna oferta honesta,
Sin duda el estrellato.
Mientras tanto canto a San Cucufato,
Qué vida ésta.

Usted me comprenda,
Pero está en blanco mi agenda
Y a mi alrededor
Hay tanto fornicador
Que estoy convencido
De que hay un malentendido.
¿Porqué no yo, porqué no yo?

He recordado a Lucifer
Que tengo un alma que perder
Si a cambio me pone en la senda
De la jodienda.
Ah.
Y espero una oferta soez,
Sin duda alguna orgía.
Mientras tanto miro pornografía
¡me cago en diez!

You Should Understand

You should understand,
My finances are so poor
And all around me
There are so many who are rich
That I am convinced
That there has been a misunderstanding.
Why not me, why not me?

I promised Capital
That I will worship its vile metal
If in return it put me on the path
To a sinecure.
Ah.
And I'm expecting to receive some honest offer,
A billion dollars would be nice.
In the meantime, I'm growing mushrooms,
What a life.

You should understand,
I don't have any control
And all around me
There are so many schemers
That I am convinced
That there has been a misunderstanding.
Why not me, why not me?

I suggested to the Committee
That I will calmly plot
If in return it put me on the path
To the back room.
Ah.
And I'm expecting to receive some honest offer,
A ministry would be nice.
In the meantime, I vote very seriously,
What a life.

You should understand,
My career is not great
And all around me
There are such great ones
That I am convinced
That there has been a misunderstanding.
Why not me, why not me?

I have already told television
To choose my song
If in return it put me on the path
To legend.
Ah.
And I'm expecting to receive some honest offer,
Stardom would be nice.
In the meantime, I sing to Saint Cucufato,
What a life.

You should understand,
But my agenda is blank
And all around me
There are so many who fornicate
That I am convinced
That there has been a misunderstanding.
Why not me, why not me?

I reminded Lucifer
That I have a soul to lose
If in return he put me on the path
To a life of debauchery.
Ah.
And I'm expecting to receive a dirty offer,
An orgy would be nice.
In the meantime, I watch pornography
Damn it all!