Paroles et traduction 周杰倫 - 公公偏頭痛 (Live)

公公偏頭痛 (Live)

OS（巨砲）：哈哈哈哈～～你這個笑話，有夠難笑，來人啊～把他給我拖出去斬啦！
OS（文山）：公公! 公公! 公公!!!
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
緊挨著燈籠 這十年苦讀無人能懂 春夏秋冬
無奈這夜晚寒風卻穿透了屏風
吹幾頁刺客列傳我淡定背誦
平仄先搞懂詩詞歌賦才能夠通
書法的篆隸楷行草乃是基本功
過眼的繁華朝代更迭來去匆匆
法家的內容 道家的從容
儒家的寬容 這些都該懂
我是個窮秀才 中狀元考進來
卻一直狀況外 被宦官所陷害
那公公的人脈 遍五湖通四海
大內的高手壞 砸朝廷的招牌
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公～公公公公公公公公 公公!!
我進京趕考 免不了學而時習之的 搖頭晃腦
東方的琴棋書畫比西方有情調
彈琵琶古箏我的調調給力重要
再感謝各位鄉親還有父父老
提供我盤纏設宴款待外加水餃
老子我讀了老子老聃出關逍遙
我說道可道 你說非常道
我說風蕭蕭 你說你知道
我是個窮秀才 說道理明黑白
在朝中如塵埃 沒人理有人愛
不畏懼當權派 上奏摺硬著來
那公公站起來 整個人快氣壞
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠譜
百姓們在歌頌 他下台一鞠躬（躬）
公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠譜
百姓們在歌頌 他下台一鞠躬
他下台一鞠躬
他下台一鞠躬

Your Honor Has a Headache (Live)

OS（Cannon）：Hahahaha～～Your joke is so bad, come on～drag him out and kill him!
OS（Wen Shan）：Your Honor! Your Honor! Your Honor!!!
Your Honor he has a headache Your Honor he has a headache
Says the silver isn't heavy enough Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor
Your Honor he's very corrupt Your Honor he's very corrupt
The military funds are empty The harem has Three Thousand Beauties But can't touch them
Sitting next to the lamp Ten years of studying hard and nobody understands Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
Helplessly the night wind blows through the screen
Blowing a few pages of the Annals of Assassins I calmly recite
Correct the meter first Understand poetry and song lyrics
Calligraphy of seal, clerical, regular, running, and cursive scripts is basic
The splendid dynasties I see come and go in a hurry
The content of Legalism The freedom of Taoism
The tolerance of Confucianism I should know this
I'm a poor scholar Pass the imperial examination and enter the palace
But I've been in a daze all the time Framed by the eunuchs
The eunuch's connections Spread throughout the five lakes and four seas
The masters in the palace are bad Smashing the reputation of the court
Your Honor he has a headache Your Honor he has a headache
Says the silver isn't heavy enough Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor
Your Honor he's very corrupt Your Honor he's very corrupt
The military funds are empty The harem has Three Thousand Beauties But can't touch them
Your Honor! Your Honor! Your Honor! Your Honor! Your Honor! Your Honor～Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor!!
I came to Beijing to take the exam I can't help shaking my head and swaying my body as I study
The Chinese zither, guzheng, calligraphy, and painting are more sentimental than the West
Playing the pipa and guzheng My tune is very important
Thank you again to all the folks and my father
Providing me with food, accommodation and dumplings
I've read Laozi's Laozi and Lao Dan's carefree trip
I said the Way that can be spoken of is not the constant Way
I said the wind howls You said you know
I'm a poor scholar Reason out right and wrong
In the court like dust Nobody cares or loves
Not afraid of those in power Submit memorials firmly
The eunuch stands up He's almost mad
Your Honor he has a headache Your Honor he has a headache
Says the silver isn't heavy enough Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor
Your Honor he's very corrupt Your Honor he's very corrupt
The military funds are empty The harem has Three Thousand Beauties But can't touch them
Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor he's unreliable
The people sing his praises He steps down and bows
Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor Your Honor he's unreliable
The people sing his praises He steps down and bows
He steps down and bows
He steps down and bows