Paroles et traduction 周杰倫 - 鞋子特大號 (Live)

鞋子特大號 (Live)

巨砲：喂？
杰倫：喂，巨砲喔？
巨砲：欸欸
杰倫：欸 你有沒有看過卓別林？
巨砲：卓別林喔？
杰倫：欸，有看過嗎？
巨砲：你說他的電影是不是？
杰倫：我是說他本人啦！
巨砲：哈哈哈哈哈 很難笑耶 哈哈

如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物
別只想要當那 王子公主 公主
別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷

讓一切的準備 都完美演出
讓所有的努力 都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出

嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕
幽默是專業的行為藝術
就算是跟貓 打招呼
或者是跟狗問路 也要很專注

聽清楚 什麼呼嚕
絕不是形容 東方魚肚白的日出
還有偶爾 扮演一棵樹
你才知道 當人類有多美妙

我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我手拿拐杖 留著鬍子 大家好
別什麼你都想要 快樂卻找不到
幽默是 挫折中 優雅的禮貌

跟我一起 Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey完了沒

如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物
別只想要當那 王子公主 公主
別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷

讓一切的準備 都完美演出
讓所有的努力 都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出

嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕
喜劇要百分之百的投入
不管演 動物或植物
你一定都要演的 讓人家羡慕

聽清楚 不是葫蘆
我一身的打扮 也不是在變魔術
表情無辜 闖禍時無助
讓你開心 其實要一點頭腦

我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好
將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉

我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好
將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉

Extra Large Shoes (Live)

Giant Cannon: Hello?
Jay Chou: Hey, Giant Cannon?
Giant Cannon: Yeah?
Jay Chou: Hey, have you ever seen Charlie Chaplin?
Giant Cannon: Charlie Chaplin?
Jay Chou: Yeah, have you seen him?
Giant Cannon: You mean his movies, right?
Jay Chou: I mean him in person!
Giant Cannon: Hahahahaha That's not funny, haha

If I accidentally fall, I'll get right back up and pretend nothing happened
Humor is the best gift in the world
Don't just want to be a prince or princess, princess
Don't be cold to others, trying to act cool, act cool

Let all the preparations lead to a perfect performance
Let all the hard work come to a beautiful end
Oh my, it's not in the dictionary
Almost fell, but unconsciously I'll blurt out

Jibberish, mumbo jumbo
Humor is a professional performance art
Even if it's just saying hello to a cat
Or asking a dog for directions, you have to be focused

Listen closely, what a purr
It's definitely not describing the sunrise in the East
And sometimes, play the role of a tree
Then you'll know how wonderful it is to be human

I'm wearing a bowler hat, extra large shoes
I'm holding a cane, with a mustache, hello everyone
Don't always want everything, but can't find happiness
Humor is elegant politeness in the face of setbacks

Come on, Hey with me
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Are you done with the "Hey"s yet?

If I accidentally fall, I'll get right back up and pretend nothing happened
Humor is the best gift in the world
Don't just want to be a prince or princess, princess
Don't be cold to others, trying to act cool, act cool

Let all the preparations lead to a perfect performance
Let all the hard work come to a beautiful end
Oh my, it's not in the dictionary
Almost fell, but unconsciously I'll blurt out

Jibberish, mumbo jumbo
Comedy requires one hundred percent commitment
Whether playing an animal or a plant
You must act in a way that makes people envious

Listen closely, it's not a gourd
My whole outfit isn't some magic trick
Innocent expression, helpless when causing trouble
Making you happy actually requires some brains

I'm wearing a bowler hat, extra large shoes
My funny actions make everyone crack up
If life needs a smile, just look at me
Release all the pressure at once

I'm wearing a bowler hat, extra large shoes
My funny actions make everyone crack up
If life needs a smile, just look at me
Release all the pressure at once