Paroles et traduction Katastroof - Penislied

Penislied

Der bestaan ier iêl wa name
Vör et mannelijk onderdiêl
En soemmige manne koesteren
Et dan oek as een juwiêl
Mor steld'er ni teveul van veur
Ge kund oe soems vergisse
En iêl veul van die vente
Gebruike 't enkel oem te pisse

Refrein
De Piet diên ee ne piet
En de Jos diên ee ne jos
De Jef diên ee ne jef
En de Sharel ee ne sharel
Elke lul diên ee ne lul
En iedere prul diên ee ne prul
Den dikken ee nen dikke
Mor diên ouwe... diên ee ne gouwe

Ne penis is e raar object
Gemokt oem oep te valle
Miêstal hangd der nog e zaksken aan
Daarin zitte twiê balle
En al is den iêne ze geschut
Wa' zworder as den aendere
'T is mor wa da' g'er meh' dóe da teld
En da' zal noêt veraendere

De penis is e raar geval
Gemokt oem meh te stoeie
Want begind dermeh te spele
Dan begind da' dink te groeie
En is 't moment supreme dan daar
Begint 'em wel te spuite
Dan zakt 'em wer trug in mekaar
Gelak as alle fluite

Penislied

There are many different names
For the male genitalia
And some men cherish it
As a precious jewel they hold dear
But don't expect too much from it
You might just be mistaken
And many of these guys
Only use it for peeing

Chorus
Peter calls it his Peter
And Joseph, his Joseph
Geoffrey has a Geoffrey
And Charles, a Charles
Every dick has a dick
And every tool has a tool
The big one is big
But the old one... is gold

A penis is a strange object
Designed to attract attention
Usually there's a little sack hanging from it
That contains two balls
And even if one of them is damaged
It still gets bigger than the other
It's what you do with it that counts
And that will never change

The penis is a strange thing
Designed to play with
Because when you start playing with it
That thing starts to grow
And when the supreme moment arrives
It starts to shoot
Then it shrinks back down
Like a deflated balloon