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Horoskop

Nije kriv ni ovan, ni djevica, ni jarac
Nije kriva vaga, ni strijelac, ni blizanac
Ni lav, ni škorpion, vodenjak, rak ni ribe
Ti luda si ko kurac i brate svi to vide

Nešto ne valja s tom ženom
Čim je rekla da oće bit s menom
Samo slušam i čekam da se otkrije
Jer sam magnet za nestabilne rospije
I evo je, oće znat
Točan datum i točan sat
Kad sam rođen, u kojoj minuti
Radi natalnu kartu, a ja šutim
Jer već vidim ko Nostradamus
Da za mjesec dana jebat ću joj mamu
Vidim svađe ko da čitam tarot
Živcima plaćam što zadužim karom
Ja sam jarac, ti bipolarna
I nisam spreman za tu hrpu govana
Šta kriviš retrogradni Merkur, on je nevin
Šta ga jebeš? Ti si debil

Nije kriv ni ovan, ni djevica, ni jarac
Nije kriva vaga, ni strijelac, ni blizanac
Ni lav, ni škorpion, vodenjak, rak ni ribe
Ti luda si ko kurac i brate svi to vide
Nije kriv ni ovan, ni djevica, ni jarac
Nije kriva vaga, ni strijelac, ni blizanac
Ni lav, ni škorpion, vodenjak, rak ni ribe
Ti luda si ko kurac i brate svi to vide

Svaki put isto me pitaju, kad krenem šarmirat na Tinderu
Dal sam vodenjak il vaga, đubre sam neću te lagat
Pitaš me čak i za gene, jel stvarno to bitno dok dobro te jebem
Jel bitno dok klitoris sisam, ne znam što jesam al djevica nisam
Šta si zbilja me ne zanima, možda si vodenjak, vlažna si mi danima
Micika daj mi jedan mig, Trikika je jarac al jebe kao bik
Aaa našao sam sreću, izradi mi taj horoskop i vrati se svom dečku
Iii drugi nek te kara, reci dragi oroskope oćel bit para

Nije kriv ni ovan, ni djevica, ni jarac
Nije kriva vaga, ni strijelac, ni blizanac
Ni lav, ni škorpion, vodenjak, rak ni ribe
Ti luda si ko kurac i brate svi to vide

Horoscope

It's not the ram's fault, nor the virgin's, nor the goat's
It's not the scales' fault, nor the archer's, nor the twins'
Not the lion's, the scorpion's, Aquarius', Cancer's, or Pisces'
You're crazy as fuck, and everyone sees it, girl

Something's wrong with that woman
The moment she said she wanted to be with me
I just listen and wait for it to be revealed
'Cause I'm a magnet for unstable drunkards
And here she is, she wants to know
The exact date and the exact time
When I was born, to the minute
To make a birth chart, and I'm silent
'Cause I can already see, like Nostradamus
That in a month I'll be fucking her mother
I see arguments like I'm reading tarot
Paying with my nerves what I charge on my card
I'm a Capricorn, you're bipolar
And I'm not ready for that pile of shit
Why blame Mercury retrograde, he's innocent
Why are you bothering him? You're an idiot

It's not the ram's fault, nor the virgin's, nor the goat's
It's not the scales' fault, nor the archer's, nor the twins'
Not the lion's, the scorpion's, Aquarius', Cancer's, or Pisces'
You're crazy as fuck, and everyone sees it, girl
It's not the ram's fault, nor the virgin's, nor the goat's
It's not the scales' fault, nor the archer's, nor the twins'
Not the lion's, the scorpion's, Aquarius', Cancer's, or Pisces'
You're crazy as fuck, and everyone sees it, girl

Every time they ask me the same thing, when I start charming on Tinder
If I'm an Aquarius or Libra, I'm a bastard, I won't lie to you
You even ask me about my genes, does it really matter while I'm fucking you good?
Does it matter while I'm sucking your clit, I don't know what I am but I'm not a virgin
What you really are doesn't interest me, maybe you're an Aquarius, you've been wet for me for days
Pussycat give me a wink, Trikika is a Capricorn but fucks like a bull
Aaa I found happiness, make me that horoscope and go back to your boyfriend
And let someone else fuck you, tell your darling horoscopes will there be a couple

It's not the ram's fault, nor the virgin's, nor the goat's
It's not the scales' fault, nor the archer's, nor the twins'
Not the lion's, the scorpion's, Aquarius', Cancer's, or Pisces'
You're crazy as fuck, and everyone sees it, girl