Paroles et traduction Les Cowboys Fringants - La Culbute

La Culbute

Jtais brasserie Chez Willy
Jmangeais des ailes extra-spicies
La waitress parlait au tlphone
Part nous deux yavait personne
Soudain est entre un mchant ptard
Avec un coat en lopard
Elle me dvora du regard
Avec ses beaux grands faux-cils noirs
Jme su approch pour mieux la voir
A ma dit comment a va trsor?
Tu mparles dun mautadit hazard
En face de moi: GINA PINARD
A mracontait des banalits
Moi jfaisais lgars intress
La discussion tait assez plate
Tait aussi bright quun 2 par 4
Jy ai racont une joke de newfie
A lair qua la pas ben compris
Jtais sul point de sacrer lcamp
Cte fille-l mfaisait perdre mon temps
Mais quand a ma pogn par le collet
Jai call dune traite mon pichet
Et je nai eu gure le choix que de la culbuter
Dans mon Cavalier
On est all boire un caf
A ma dit jsais pas o aller
Je lai hberg maison
Jy ai fait un lit dcamp dans lsalon
Est arriv mon chum Macram Mike
Qui nous a montr son nouveau bike
Jy ai dit qujvoudrais ben lessayer
Chtall faire une ride dans lquartier
Cest l qua pogn Mike comme une tigresse
En lgriffant du dos jusquaux fesses
Et Mike na eu gure le choix que de la culbuter
Sur mon canap
Le soir mme on est rtourns
A la brasserie Chez Willy
La waitress tait ben occup
Pacqula place tait ben paquete
On a dans sune toune de The Box
Yavait pas grandchose dans ljuke-box
Quand est arriv deux heures moins quart
Gina tait pu dans ldcor
S'est pouss avec un trucker
Qui descendait Kitchener
Et maintenant je n'ai gure le choix que de culbuter
Ma voisine de palier...!

La Culbute

I was at Willy's Bar
Eating some extra spicy wings
The waitress was talking on the phone
There was no one there but us two
Suddenly, in walks a real looker
With a leopard coat
She devoured me with her eyes
With her beautiful big fake black eyelashes
I approached her to get a better look
She said, "How are you doing, handsome?"
Talk about a lucky break
Right in front of me: GINA PINARD
She told me some trivia
I played it cool
The conversation was pretty flat
She was as bright as a 2x4
I told her a Newfie joke
It seemed like she didn't get it
I was about to call it a night
This girl was wasting my time
But when she grabbed me by the collar
I chugged my pitcher in one gulp
And I had no choice but to tumble her
In my Cavalier
We went for a coffee
She said, "I don't know where to go"
I put her up at my place
I made her a camp bed in the living room
My buddy Macram Mike came over
And showed us his new bike
I said I wanted to try it out
I wanted to take a ride around the neighborhood
That's when Gina grabbed Mike like a tigress
Clawing him from his back to his buttocks
And Mike had no choice but to tumble her
On my couch
That same night, we went back
To Willy's Bar
The waitress was really busy
Because the place was packed
We danced to a tune by The Box
There wasn't much in the jukebox
When two o'clock minus a quarter came around
Gina was gone
She had left with a trucker
Who was driving down Kitchener
And now I have no choice but to tumble
My next-door neighbor...!