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Maurice au bistro

Ben accoud? dans un bistro
Devant un bock de bi? re flat
Le gros Maurice en a plein l? dos
Y trouve que c? est donc rendu plate
Y? a commenc? m? raconter
Tout? ses malheurs et ses d? boires
Tu sais ben qu? y est toujours cass?
C? est moi qui y a pay? boire

Y? avait d? j? roul? su? l? or
La grosse vie, le chalet dans l? nord
Mais l? con y? a fraud? son patron
Y? a m? me fait un p'tit peu d? prison
Apr? s? a y? est dev? nu gambler
Y? a perdu sa ch? mise au poker
Y? m? dit en vidant l? fond d? son bock
J? dois 5000 piastres? mon shylock!

C? est vrai qu? la vie est une salope
C? est vrai aussi qu? t? as pris toute une drop
Mais laisses-toi pas aller Maurice
Attends-moi 2 minutes,? faut qu? j? aille tirer une pisse...

Sa femme est m? naupos? e
? Est juste su? l bord d? tre hyst? rique
? Est tout le temps en train d? l? engueuler
C? t? histoire-l? est donc path? tique
M? me sa ma? tresse? l? a l? ch?
Juste quand y s? est fait cong? dier
? Tait avec lui pour l? oseille
C? tait la femme? Yves Corbeil

C? est vrai qu? la vie est une salope
C? est vrai aussi qu? t? as pris toute une drop
Mais laisses-toi pas aller Maurice
Attends-moi 2 minutes,? faut qu? j? aille tirer une pisse...

Sa vie est une suite de malheurs
Y? a m? me eu une mise en demeure
Son ancienne secr? taire Gis? le
L? accuse d? harc? lement sexuel
Ben accoud? dans un bistro
Devant un bock de bi? re flat
Le gros Maurice en a plein l? dos
? Soir? va sortir? 4 pattes

C? est vrai qu? la vie est une salope
C? est vrai aussi qu? t? as pris toute une drop
Mais laisse-toi pas aller Maurice
Aweye viens-t? en, j? pense qu? y est temps qu? on d? crisse...!

Maurice at the Bistro

Well, propped up at the bar
With a flat beer in front of him
Big Maurice has had enough
He thinks it's getting pretty dull
He started telling me
All about his misfortunes and troubles
You know how broke he always is
I ended up buying him a drink

He used to pan for gold
Good life, a cabin in the north
But the jerk defrauded his boss
He even spent a little time in the can
After that, he became a gambler
He lost his shirt playing poker
As he was draining his beer
He said: "I owe $5,000 to my shylock!"

Life can be a real bitch
You've definitely hit a low point
But don't lose hope, Maurice
Just give me a sec. I have to take a piss...

His wife's post-menopausal
She's on the verge of a nervous breakdown
She's always yelling at him
Their story is really pathetic
Even his mistress dumped him
Right after he got fired
She was just with him for the money
She was Yves Corbeil's wife

Life can be a real bitch
You've definitely hit a low point
But don't lose hope, Maurice
Just give me a sec. I have to take a piss...

His life is a series of misfortunes
He even got a default notice
His former secretary, Gisèle
Accused him of sexual harassment
Well, propped up at the bar
With a flat beer in front of him
Big Maurice has had enough
He'll be crawling out of here tonight

Life can be a real bitch
You've definitely hit a low point
But don't lose hope, Maurice
Come on, man, I think it's time we get the hell out of here...!