Paroles et traduction Les Goristes - Le Put in My Nose

Le Put in My Nose

- Dis, Henry, qu'est-ce que tu danses?
- Je danse le " put in my nose ",
Tout le monde le danse en Armorique!
- Eh dis, Henry, tu nous l'apprends?
Chanté: Allez, venez les poteaux, on va mettre dans nos museaux!

Tout jeune adolescent avec ma mobylette
Je partais, tout content, draguer au bal musette
Mais j'étais tout tremblant devant les p'tites minettes
Alors me retournant, j'aperçus la buvette
Où mes copains torchaient et m'apprirent à danser

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

On s'en va pour draguer, on ramène une musette
On s'viande dans le fossé avec la mobylette
Rentrée à la carrée que l'on voudrait discrète
Réveil d' la maisonnée, vomi dans les toilettes
Première sortie un succès mais maintenant on sait danser!

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

L'appel de la culotte pour faire " péter Marcelin "
On délaisse les potes pour l'éternel féminin
Dans les slows on pelote, on roule les premiers patins
On touche le jackpot, on va le faire sans les mains
On frime devant les copains, on a craché son venin

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

Après avoir conquis l'éternel féminin
Après avoir mugi night in a white vagin
On s'en est retourné retrouver les copains
Pour faire les trois jours et partir au sapin
Passer un an à l'armée, on va se perfectionner

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

Saluer ce qui bouge, peindre ce qui n' bouge pas
Apprendre à boire du rouge et à marcher au pas
Apprendre l'obéissance à un plus con que moi
Fini l'intelligence pendant ces douze mois
Il n'y a que pour torcher qu'l'armée te fait progresser

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

Le mariage, les enfants, le boulot, la carrée
Sur un tapis roulant la vie va se dérouler
Train-train, emmerdements et joies vont se succéder
Mais toute la vie durant on continue à danser
En chantant " j'ai deux amours, Kanterbrau et Kronembourg "

I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse!

Arrive la retraite le temps de souffler un peu
De partir en goguette, de profiter au mieux
De faire le plein de fêtes avant d'être trop vieux
D'être tout à fait blet et devenir spongieux
On ze road Leguen, I put in my nose again!

Refrain: I dance le " put in my nose "
You dance le " put in my nose "
We dance le " put in my nose "
They dance le " put in my nose "
Rhabille les gosses on va s'en prendre une grosse

Je danse, je mets dans mon nez
Tu danses, je mets dans mon nez
Elle danse, je mets dans mon nez
Il danse, je mets dans mon nez
Redress the children, I put in my nose again!
On ze road Leguen, I put in my nose, I put in my nose
I put in my nose again!

Le Put in My Nose

- Say, Henry, what are you dancing?
- I'm dancing the "put in my nose",
Everyone's dancing it in Brittany!
- Hey, Henry, will you teach us?
Sung: Come on, let's go, guys, we're gonna put it in our noses!

As a young teenager with my moped
I went, all happy, to flirt at the dance hall
But I was all shaky in front of the pretty girls
So turning around, I saw the refreshment bar
Where my buddies were boozing and taught me how to dance

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

Let's go flirting, we'll bring back a girl
We're screwing in the ditch with the moped
Coming back to the house that we would like to be discreet
Waking up the household, vomiting in the toilet
First outing a success but now we know how to dance!

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

The call of the panties to make "Marcelin explode"
We leave the buddies for the eternal feminine
In the slow dances we cuddle, we roll the first skates
We hit the jackpot, we're gonna do it without hands
We brag in front of the buddies, we've cracked our venom

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

After conquering the eternal feminine
After moaning night in a white vagina
We went back to find the buddies
To do the three days and go to the fir tree
Spend a year in the army, we're going to improve

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

Salute what moves, paint what doesn't move
Learn to drink red and walk in step
Learn obedience to someone dumber than me
No more intelligence during these twelve months
There's nothing like getting drunk that the army makes you progress

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

Marriage, children, work, home
On a treadmill, life will unfold
Routine, hassles and joys will follow one another
But throughout life we continue to dance
Singing "I have two loves, Kanterbrau and Kronembourg"

I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

Retirement comes, time to take a break
To go on a spree, to make the most of it
To have our fill of parties before we get too old
To be completely senile and become spongy
On the road again, I put in my nose again!

Chorus: I dance the "put in my nose"
You dance the "put in my nose"
We dance the "put in my nose"
They dance the "put in my nose"
Get the kids dressed, we're gonna get us a big one!

I dance, I put in my nose
You dance, I put in my nose
She dances, I put in my nose
He dances, I put in my nose
Get the kids dressed, I put in my nose again!
On the road again, I put in my nose, I put in my nose
I put in my nose again!