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綜藝咖

忘了從哪天起 開始學起主持cue人的聲音
(嘿 嘿嘿 讓我們歡迎下一位來賓 哈哈)
是否有個神力 準備開啟這條路的命運
(哈 哈哈哈 沒有錯 綜藝咖就是你了 哈哈)
諧星的命運 總被世俗蓋上了印記
唉喲 冷嘲熱諷別動怒別生氣
戲子無情 這道理沒有說服力
我們的綜藝是每天放感情
(放進去 加鹽巴 起了化學反應)

Let's Go Let's Show
綜藝咖一出口就是肚皮笑破
沒有錯 無止境的說 Mic都不離手
節目效果我來掌握
放下一切輕輕鬆鬆地跟著我
跟快樂Say Hello

Let's Go Let's Show
綜藝咖一出手就是天馬行空
不囉唆 無止盡的衝 臉不再那麼囧
沒有錯綜藝咖是我 (綜藝咖就是我) 綜藝咖會出頭

Hey Yo
台上一分鐘 嗯 台下十年功
你 千萬別想邀功
因為觀眾沒閒聽你訴說
綜藝就是無中生有
接到長官命令 只有硬著頭皮照單全收
演藝圈大染缸 但我真的像跳恰恰
以退為進才是綜藝咖生存下去的方法

能不能夠開心 就要看看平常累積的功力
(唉唷唉唷 喂喂 這個老梗不好笑啦 哈哈)
綜藝咖不休息 時時刻刻都在充實著自己
(酷喔酷喔 這個拿去節目秀一定很酷)
諧星的心境 真的很少人會去同情

唉喲 這種感覺很孤單又無力

表面開心但其實很傷心
我們的綜藝需要大家關心
(嘿 討論區 寫封信 給我一個動力吧)

Let's Go Let's Show
綜藝咖一出口就是肚皮笑破
沒有錯 無止境的說 Mic都不離手
節目效果我來掌握
放下一切輕輕鬆鬆地跟著我
跟快樂Say Hello

Let's Go Let's Show
綜藝咖一出手就是天馬行空
不囉唆 無止盡的衝 臉不再那麼囧
沒有錯綜藝咖是我 (綜藝咖就是我) 綜藝咖會出頭

螢光幕上漂亮臉孔 隱藏偶像包袱的擔憂
尺度拿捏分寸掌握
只有靠邏輯運算破口
表裡不一不是我
因為我檯面上下一個樣
只會怕你會一直在勉強
私底下要我笑得跟電視一樣
盲從笑點早就被淘汰啦

123 啦啦啦啦 456 78 Go
一日綜藝終身綜藝咖
陪著你歡樂到底 Yeah Hey Yo

123 啦啦啦啦 456 78 Go
一日綜藝終身綜藝咖
陪著你歡樂到底 Yeah Hey Yo

Variety Cafe

I forgot when I started learning to host and cue the voices.
(Hey, haha, let's welcome the next guest, haha)
Is there a supernatural force ready to open the destiny of this path?
(Ha, hahaha, that's right, you are the variety cafe, haha)
The fate of a comedian has always been marked by the world.
Oh, don't get angry or upset by sarcasm.
An actor is heartless, this is not convincing.
Our variety show is to put our all into it every day.
(Put it in, add salt, and a chemical reaction will occur.)

Let's Go Let's Show
Variety Cafe, the mouth is full of laughter.
That's right, endless talk, Mic is inseparable.
I control the effect of the program.
Let go of everything and follow me easily.
Say Hello to happiness.

Let's Go Let's Show
Variety Cafe, one shot is whimsical.
No fuss, endless impact, Face is not so embarrassing anymore.
That's right, Variety Cafe is me (Variety Cafe is me), Variety Cafe will succeed.

Hey Yo
A minute on stage, um, ten years of work offstage.
You, don't even think about taking credit.
Because the audience has no time to listen to your story.
Variety show is to create something out of nothing.
When I receive an order from a superior, I can only bite the bullet and accept it.
The entertainment industry is a big dye vat, but I really like dancing to Cha Cha.
Taking a step back is the way for variety cafes to survive.

Whether you can be happy or not depends on the efforts you have accumulated over time.
(Oh, oh, hey, hey, this old stalk is not funny, haha)
Variety cafe does not rest, and they are always enriching themselves.
(Cool, cool, take this to the show, it must be very cool)
The heart of a comedian is rarely sympathized with.

Oh, this feeling is so lonely and helpless.

Smiling on the surface, but actually very sad.
Our variety show needs everyone's attention.
(Hey, talk area, write a letter, give me some motivation.)

Let's Go Let's Show
Variety Cafe, the mouth is full of laughter.
That's right, endless talk, Mic is inseparable.
I control the effect of the program.
Let go of everything and follow me easily.
Say Hello to happiness.

Let's Go Let's Show
Variety Cafe, one shot is whimsical.
No fuss, endless impact, Face is not so embarrassing anymore.
That's right, Variety Cafe is me (Variety Cafe is me), Variety Cafe will succeed.

The beautiful face on the screen hides the idol's worries.
The scale is grasped and the size is controlled.
Only logical calculation can break the opening.
I'm not two-faced.
Because I am the same on and off stage.
I'm just afraid that you will keep forcing
To make me smile the same on and off the screen.
Blind following of jokes has long been eliminated.

123 Lala Lala 456 78 Go
A one-day variety show, a lifelong variety cafe.
Accompany you with joy, yeah Hey Yo

123 Lala Lala 456 78 Go
A one-day variety show, a lifelong variety cafe.
Accompany you with joy, yeah Hey Yo