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Anécdota Purgatorio Aeropuerto y Detenido #2

Que levanté la mano los que quedaron en Venezuela varados
(Yo) ¿sabes cuántos eran? (todos)
No, no (nos deportaron a todos)
A mí me paso otra ve' que le dije si es colonia
¿Vos te acordás como salimos del aeropuerto?
Esposados
Nos subieron a una camioneta y pasamos la noche en una penitenciaria
Esposados (íbamos todos esposados, ¿te acordás que íbamos esposados?)
La gente nos miraba, uno al lado del otro así todos esposados y la gente nos miraba, un desastre
Hacía un frío, yo había traído una botellita que supuestamente era de agua porque veníamos de Perú, ¿no sé si se acuerda?
Me habían regalado caña de la selva y parecía agua
No he comprado un chocolate de esos triangulares, Toblerone
Y me la dejaron pasar (pasamos la noche así)
Y la cárcel te digo era más lindo que el living de mi casa
Sí, pero ¿qué hicieron en la noche? Pusieron el aire al palo
El chabón dijo: "ajá"
Hizo "clak, clak, clak, clak"
No, helado, helado
Tabamos todos así, me come un Toblerone digo: "la concha, era para regalar"
El segundo Tolerone lo tenemos ya con la caña
El tercer Toblerone estábamos todos en cuero en pelotas (ja, ja, ja)
¡Súbilo!

Airport Purgatory and Prisoner #2

Raise your hand if you were stranded in Venezuela
Do you know how many of them were? (all)
No, no (they deported us all)
It happened to me another time when I asked if it was a colony
Do you remember how we left the airport?
Handcuffed
They put us in a van and we spent the night in a penitentiary
Handcuffed (we were all handcuffed, do you remember that we were handcuffed?)
People were looking at us, handcuffed, one next to the other, like a mess
It was cold, I had brought a bottle that was supposed to be water because we came from Peru, don't you remember?
They had given me some jungle rum and it looked like water
I had never bought one of those Toblerone triangular chocolates
And they let me have it (we spent the night like that)
And let me tell you, the prison was nicer than my living room
Yes, but what did you do at night? You turned the air conditioning on full blast
The guy said: "aha"
He went "clack, clack, clack, clack"
No, ice cream, ice cream
We were all like this, I ate a Toblerone and thought: "damn, that was a gift"
We had our second Toblerone with the rum
We were all naked with our third Toblerone (ha, ha, ha)
Turn it up!