Paroles et traduction MC Einar - Hva' Fanden Er Det For En Tid At Komme På?

Hva' Fanden Er Det For En Tid At Komme På?

Hva fanden er det for en tid at komme på?
- Hey hør nu min lille snuttegris, der var lige noget jeg sku
- Du ku ha ringet hr. var det for meget besvær?
Hva faen tar du mig for, hvem faen tror du, du er?
Her har jeg lavet mad, men du vel skideligeglad
Du ka vel komme når det passer dig, kom eller hvad!
- Slap af det sgu da ikke noget at hæfte sig ved
En lille time - Hvad? - To - Hvad? - Hey hids dig ned
Okay, så tre måske, en time fra eller til
Helt ærlig hva der særlig helt forfærlig ved det?
For hey jeg er her jo nu
- Ja du kan skride igen ka' du
Ihh - Jeg er så træt af egoistiske mænd, at du
Ve det. - Prøv at se det lidt som det, det nu er
La vær konstant at gør en simpel ting til simpel besvær
Besvær? - Ja - Simpel? - Ja, simpel - Dumme stud
Din lille mide, du ka skride lige nu, så det ud. Farvel!

Hva fanden er det for en tid at komme på?
- Hva mener du? - Vi møder klokken otte, ikke flere timer sener du
- Det ve ja da godt, du har fuldstændig ret
Og jeg er flov du, men jeg sov sgu, jeg var fame så træt
- Hvis du vil ha det her job, så må du til at stå op
Jeg gir en finger til det slinger, det må fame til at stoppe
- Nu ik så streng gamle dreng, la vær at spil så hård
- Forresten nu vi er i gang, hvor faen var du i går?
- Hvornår? Nåh, i går, jo forstår du der var meget
Meget vigtige ting som jeg lige sku ha klaret
- Midt i arbejdstiden. - Ja - Du fatter ikke en pind
- Hey, gear dig ned kammerat - Hey, hva faen bilder du dig ind
Du glemmer, jeg bestemmer. - Ja, ja slap dog a
- Og du er kommet for sent nu, hver eneste dag
- Din hysteriske skid, du står og spilder min tid
- Så det nok! Så det ud! Du er fyret! - Hey - Skrid!, Farvel

Hva fanden er det for en tid at komme på?
- Hey venner, hva der galt? - Dig! - Hvad? - Du har gjort det igen
Vi sku på scenen for fanden for halvanden time siden
Men det da klart at Palle-smart, han aldrig kommer til tiden
- Prøv at hør på jer selv, I er fame så sure
- Du sku overvej at humm dig og købe dig et ur
Sku du - Ja slap nu af, jeg ku ikke gøre for det
Med alt hvad der er sket, så det klart jeg ikke når det
For jeg gik og spekulered, hvor min cykel stod parkeret
Da jeg fandt den, så minsandten om den ikke var punkteret
Så var broen oppe, kilometerlange køer
Og til sidst så blev jeg taget af en togkontrollør
Og det var bare lidt af al de ting der er sket, og
Oven i købet har jeg løbet cirka fem kilometer
- Det eddermame løgn! - Ja, okay og hva så
La os nu køre det show for det er sgu det vi bli'r betalt for!

Én to, én to
Det er mig en store ære på Rødovre Batmintonklubs vegne
Her i aften at byde velkommen til - MC Einar

Hvad fanden er det for en tid at komme på?
Huh?

What the Hell Kind of Time is This to Show Up?

What the hell kind of time is this to show up?
- Hey, listen, my little sweetie pie, there was just something I had to...
- You could have called, Mr. Important, was that too much trouble?
What the hell do you take me for, who the hell do you think you are?
I made dinner here, but you obviously don't give a damn.
You can just come whenever it suits you, come on or what!
- Relax, it's nothing to get hung up on.
A little hour - What? - Two - What? - Hey, calm down.
Okay, maybe three, an hour give or take.
Honestly, what's so terrible about that?
Because hey, I'm here now.
- Yeah, you can get lost again, can't you?
Ugh - I'm so tired of selfish men, you...
Know it. - Try to see it for what it is.
Stop constantly making a simple thing into a simple hassle.
Hassle? - Yes - Simple? - Yes, simple - Stupid stud.
You little mite, you can leave right now, get out. Goodbye!

What the hell kind of time is this to show up?
- What do you mean? - We meet at eight, not several hours later, you...
- Yeah, you're absolutely right.
And I'm embarrassed, you know, but I slept in, I was so damn tired.
- If you want this job, you'll have to start getting up.
I'm giving a finger to this slacking, it's gotta stop.
- Don't be so strict, old man, stop playing so hard.
- By the way, while we're at it, where the hell were you yesterday?
- When? Oh, yesterday, yeah, you see, there was a lot...
A lot of important things I just had to take care of.
- In the middle of the workday. - Yes - You don't get it one bit.
- Hey, gear down, buddy. - Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?
You forget, I'm the one in charge. - Yeah, yeah, just let it go.
- And you've been late now, every single day.
- You hysterical jerk, you're wasting my time.
- That's enough! Get out! You're fired! - Hey - Get out!, Goodbye

What the hell kind of time is this to show up?
- Hey guys, what's wrong? - You! - What? - You did it again.
We were supposed to be on stage, damn it, an hour and a half ago.
But of course, Palle-smart, he never shows up on time.
- Listen to yourselves, you're so damn grumpy.
- You should consider calming down and buying yourself a watch.
Should I - Yeah, come on, I couldn't help it.
With everything that's happened, it's clear I wouldn't make it.
Because I was wondering where my bike was parked.
When I found it, wouldn't you know it, it was flat.
Then the bridge was up, kilometer-long queues.
And in the end, I got caught by a ticket inspector.
And that was just a few of all the things that happened, and
On top of that, I've run about five kilometers.
- That's a damn lie! - Yeah, okay, so what?
Let's just do the show, that's what we get paid for!

One two, one two
It is a great honor on behalf of Rødovre Badminton Club
To welcome you here tonight - MC Einar

What the hell kind of time is this to show up?
Huh?