Paroles et traduction MC HotDog - 嘿嘿 Taxi

嘿嘿 Taxi

計程車司機一定在偷偷笑我
欸 你不能喝 還要喝 結果吐的一車
你怎麼好意思還自稱饒舌界的一哥
你快付我兩千 我等等要洗車
兩千就兩千 你別耍老千
我在台北市的房子 就不只兩間
喝醉的人總是好大的口氣
你激不得他因為好怕他會葛屁
我的視線 忽隱忽現 就快看不見
午夜的計程車上聽著五月天
你要去哪裡 到底要去哪裡
喝的太醉 我沒有辦法回答你
時間 滴答 滴答滴
嘔吐物在嘴裡 好像是炸雞
為什麼會把車子停在這裡
這裡好像不是我的目的地

嘿嘿Taxi 你要開到哪裡去
嘿嘿Taxi 別把我丟在這裡
嘿嘿Taxi 我明天要投訴你
嘿嘿Taxi 但是車牌忘了記

超衰的 我昨天載到一個醉鬼
他嘔吐物都快把後座給摧毀
他喝醉了在那邊 灰灰灰
他吐完了竟然就 睡睡睡
他說他叫什麼狗 什麼狗
喝醉的動物都很醜 是管牠什麼種
不景氣半夜開車 你懂是什麼懂
吐我車上 兩千 是夠還不夠
越想越氣 看著照後鏡
那個該死的拖油瓶 竟然還戴著墨鏡
沒有用 活像是壞掉的樂器
我決定 把你丟在路邊 烏煙又瘴氣
問你住哪 你無言 那是你放棄
一覺醒來你什麼都會忘記
醉鬼我看多了 你又不是皇帝
這次丟熱狗 我上次丟Gary

嘿嘿Taxi 你要開到哪裡去
嘿嘿Taxi 別把我丟在這裡
嘿嘿Taxi 我明天要投訴你
嘿嘿Taxi 但是車牌忘了記

我像具無名的屍體 躺在無名的公園
醒來這裡是哪 那狐疑的空間
Find me in da club 星期五都在SPARK
和我的兄弟 饒舌界的Young Stars
只記得 我們一直喝 一直Shot
回憶著 最後帶著一票馬子去CashBox

我不是一個隨便的人
但我隨便起來簡直就不是人
所以大家都喜歡跟著我混
夜生活最閃亮的就是我們
可是現在我真的好糗
全身上下的行頭 都被人扛走
現在到底幾點鐘 別問我
手錶 手機 墨鏡被人拿走順手
到底 為何我會在這裡
喔 對了 有一台Taxi

嘿嘿Taxi 你要開到哪裡去
嘿嘿Taxi 別把我丟在這裡
嘿嘿Taxi 我明天要投訴你
嘿嘿Taxi 但是車牌忘了記
嘿嘿Taxi
嘿嘿Taxi

嘿嘿Taxi 你要開到哪裡去
嘿嘿Taxi 別把我丟在這裡
嘿嘿Taxi 我明天要投訴你
嘿嘿Taxi 但是車牌忘了記
嘿嘿Taxi
嘿嘿Taxi
嘿嘿Taxi

Hey Hey Taxi

The taxi driver must be secretly laughing at me
Hey, you can't drink, you keep drinking, and end up puking all over the car
How dare you still call yourself the number one in the rap industry?
You better pay me two thousand, I'm going to get my car washed
Two thousand and two thousand, don't play tricks on me
I have more than two houses in Taipei
Drunk people always talk big
Don't provoke him because he might die
My vision is fading in and out, I can hardly see
Listening to Mayday in a taxi at midnight
Where are you going, where are you going?
I can't answer you when I'm too drunk
Time, tick-tock, tick-tock
The vomit in my mouth tastes like fried chicken
Why did you stop the car here?
This doesn't seem to be my destination

Hey hey taxi, where are you taking me?
Hey hey taxi, don't leave me here
Hey hey taxi, I'm going to report you tomorrow
Hey hey taxi, but I forgot your license plate number

I'm so unlucky, I picked up a drunkard yesterday
His vomit almost destroyed the back seat
He was drunk and kept saying, "blah blah blah"
After he finished vomiting, he fell asleep
He said his name was something Dog, something Dog
Drunk animals are all ugly, no matter what kind
Business is bad, driving at midnight, you know what I mean
You puked in my car, two thousand, is that enough?
The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and I look in the rearview mirror
That damn deadbeat, he's even wearing sunglasses
No use, looks like a broken musical instrument
I decided to dump you on the side of the road, where it's full of smog
Asked you where you lived, you were speechless, that's giving up
You'll forget everything when you wake up
I've seen a lot of drunks, you're not the emperor
This time I dumped Hotdog, last time I dumped Gary

Hey hey taxi, where are you taking me?
Hey hey taxi, don't leave me here
Hey hey taxi, I'm going to report you tomorrow
Hey hey taxi, but I forgot your license plate number

I'm like an unknown corpse, lying in an unknown park
When I woke up, where was this suspicious place?
Find me in the club, every Friday at SPARK
With my brothers, rap industry's Young Stars
All I remember is that we kept drinking, kept doing shots
Remembering that we finally took a bunch of girls to CashBox

I'm not an easy person
But when I'm casual, I'm simply not human
That's why everyone likes to hang out with me
We're the brightest in the nightlife
But now I'm so embarrassed
All my clothes and accessories were taken away
What time is it now? Don't ask me
Watch, phone, sunglasses, all taken away
Why the hell am I here?
Oh, right, there was a taxi

Hey hey taxi, where are you taking me?
Hey hey taxi, don't leave me here
Hey hey taxi, I'm going to report you tomorrow
Hey hey taxi, but I forgot your license plate number
Hey hey taxi
Hey hey taxi

Hey hey taxi, where are you taking me?
Hey hey taxi, don't leave me here
Hey hey taxi, I'm going to report you tomorrow
Hey hey taxi, but I forgot your license plate number
Hey hey taxi
Hey hey taxi
Hey hey taxi