Paroles et traduction MC HotDog - 志玲姊姊來找我

志玲姊姊來找我

叭叭叭叭叭～叭叭～叭～～
ㄟ～你這薩克斯風是不是壞啦！？
志玲：熱狗熱狗 你看我今天穿這樣 好不好看～？
熱狗：不錯啊 滿好的 OK啦！
志玲：恩 那你要幫人家打幾分呢～？
熱狗：啊你不是說最討厭別人幫你打分數 還要我打？ 很盧ㄟ
志玲：唉唷～你在電視上看到的只是表面呀！你是在裝傻？還是你都沒有發現呢～？（笑）
熱狗：ㄟ 你這笑 太屌了吧！你真的很無聊 不是我愛說你
志玲：奇怪～為什麼你總是對我那麼冷淡？
我又高又瘦 身材又好 又會做家事 還可以幫你燒飯、洗衣服
我會幫你 生小孩 為什麼你要這樣對我？
你說阿！？我今天一定要知道答案 哼
熱狗：好！讓我告訴你 原因很簡單 因為你不是 台 妹

Sister Zhiling Comes to Me

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah, dah-dah, dah--
Hey, isn't your saxophone broken?!
Zhiling: Hot Dog, Hot Dog, check me out today. Do I look good or not?
Hot Dog: Not bad, looks great, that's fine!
Zhiling: Well, how would you score it for me?
Hot Dog: Didn't you say that you hate it when people score your appearance but still want me to do it? It's annoying.
Zhiling: Oh, but what you see on TV is only the surface! Are you playing dumb or haven't you realized yet? (laughs)
Hot Dog: Hey, your laugh is super annoying! You're so boring, it's not even funny.
Zhiling: Weird, why are you always so cold to me?
I'm tall and skinny, with a good figure, and I'm good at housework. I can cook and do laundry for you.
I'll even have kids with you. Why are you treating me like this?
Tell me why! I have to have an answer today. Hmph.
Hot Dog: Alright, I'll tell you, it's simple. Because you're not Taiwanese.