Paroles et traduction MC HotDog - 怎麼能夠

怎麼能夠

怎麼能夠 怎麼能夠 就這樣出現了小熱狗
怎麼能夠 誰告訴我 就這樣出現了小熱狗

是誰說 婊子無情 戲子無義
我有情有義 我跌破眾人眼鏡
我好像在演戲 景美任達華是找到了他的琦琦
雖然過程曲折離奇 我們稱之為 聶 雲 不是孽緣 喔
今夜花好月圓 就不小心噴在裡面 Who cares?
You know that 你懂的 我就是孩子的爹
不用驗DNA 以免不小心是驗出了K
種瓜得瓜種豆得豆 種完草莓之後 現在出人命囉!
我應該怎麼接受 2007我什麼都中
金曲最佳專輯 Wake up
(熱狗 你醒醒吧 你孩子出生啦)

兩個小孩子 有了小孩子
想想可是 我也不小了
我比較像是老萊子 我還在收集玩具呢!
我還在收集模型車
天啊 神啊 我應該怎麼辦呢?

怎麼能夠 怎麼能夠 就這樣出現了小熱狗
怎麼能夠 誰告訴我 就這樣出現了小熱狗

夜店的女孩子們 別再為我哭泣
嗚嗚 其實是我自己想要掩面哭泣
我可以承受所有異樣眼光在我附近
我承認有點無力 但我相信勇者無懼
有太多的狐疑 縱使有太多的狐狸
姚中 仁者無敵 我想該是時候
證明 證明自己 也可以 不就是那樣而已
不過就是一題簡單到不行的選擇題

很抱歉 我做了壞的示範
這不是試探 該來的總是會來 我們總得吃飯
我相信肚子裡的孩子 會是我的摯愛
未來的路 不會因為這樣就難行窒礙
我期待著 醫生拿著剪刀剪斷臍帶
把壓力通通擊敗 順利地傳宗接代 和阿蒙的小孩結拜
從小聽著Hip-Hop的節拍 從小給他看著YOYOYOYO台

怎麼能夠 怎麼能夠 就這樣出現了小熱狗
怎麼能夠 誰告訴我 就這樣出現了小熱狗

當我 變成哥哥爸爸 我是可靠的嗎?
名譽照我家 這句話 是否印證在我身上
當責任落在我的肩膀 是否依然堅強
我還不想長大 這句話又太過牽強
忽然間想 這或許是我和你美麗的錯誤
與其落伍 在原地踱步 不如把握住
勇敢地向前昂首闊步 何必緊張過度
但在這之前 先要請父母先息怒
這首沒有蔡依林和陶吉吉在唱著 只有熱狗在饒舌

吼 我還期望著 暫且忘了 先上車後補票
有點慌了 開天窗了
我的人生好像在玩股票
最主要 喬治和我說這一切都是命
思念是一種病 由不得你信不信
於是我也開始相信 開始相信
或許一切都是上天安排好的戲劇

怎麼能夠 怎麼能夠 就這樣出現了小熱狗
怎麼能夠 怎麼能夠 就這樣出現了小熱狗
怎麼能夠 誰告訴我 就這樣出現了小熱狗

It Can't Be

It can't be, it can't be, Little Hotdog just appeared.
It can't be, who told me that Little Hotdog just appeared?

Who said that bitches are heartless and actors have no loyalty?
I have heart and loyalty, I shocked everyone.
I seem to be acting, Jingmei Ren Dahua has found his Qiqi.
Although the process was tortuous and bizarre, we call it Nie Yun, not a bad relationship, oh.
Tonight the moon is full and bright, I accidentally ejaculated inside. Who cares?
You know what, I'm the father of the child.
No need for DNA test, in case it accidentally tests positive for K.
Whoever sows melons, reaps melons; whoever sows beans, reaps beans; after planting strawberries, now there is a murder!
How can I accept this? In 2007, I won everything.
Golden Melody Award for Best Album. Wake up.
(Hotdog, wake up, your child is born.)

Two young people have a child.
Come to think of it, I'm not young anymore.
I'm more like Laolaizi, still collecting toys!
I'm still collecting model cars.
Oh my God, what should I do?

It can't be, it can't be, Little Hotdog just appeared.
It can't be, who told me that Little Hotdog just appeared?

Nightclub girls, don't cry for me anymore.
Woo woo, in fact, I want to cover my face and cry.
I can withstand all the strange looks around me.
I admit that I am a little weak, but I believe that the brave are fearless.
There are too many doubts, even though there are too many foxes.
Yao Zhong, the benevolent are invincible. I think it's time.
To prove, to prove oneself, can't it be like that?
It's just an incredibly simple multiple choice question.

I'm sorry, I set a bad example.
This is not a test, what will come will come, we always have to eat.
I believe that the child in your belly will be my beloved one.
The future will not be difficult because of this.
I look forward to the doctor cutting the umbilical cord with scissors.
To defeat all the pressure, successfully carry on the family line, and become sworn brothers with Amon's child.
From childhood, listening to the rhythm of Hip-Hop, from childhood, watching the YOYOYOYO channel.

It can't be, it can't be, Little Hotdog just appeared.
It can't be, who told me that Little Hotdog just appeared?

When I become a brother and a father, will I be reliable?
Does the sentence "the family name illuminates my family" apply to me?
When the responsibility falls on my shoulders, will I still be strong?
I don't want to grow up yet, but this sentence is too far-fetched.
Suddenly, I think this might be my and your beautiful mistake.
Instead of falling behind, pacing in place, it's better to seize the moment.
To bravely face forward, why be too nervous?
But before that, I must ask my parents to calm down.
This song is not sung by Jolin Tsai and Tao Zhe, only Hotdog is rapping.

Roar, I was still hoping, temporarily forgetting, first get on the car, then buy the ticket.
I'm a little panicked, the sunroof has opened.
My life is like playing stocks.
Most importantly, George tells me that everything is fate.
Missing is a disease, whether you believe it or not.
So I also started to believe, started to believe.
Perhaps everything is a play arranged by heaven.

It can't be, it can't be, Little Hotdog just appeared.
It can't be, it can't be, Little Hotdog just appeared.
It can't be, who told me that Little Hotdog just appeared?