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最近我又听说一则奇怪新闻
补习班在耍各种花招在征招学生
联考战国时代不分男女每个人
都要去全国各大补习班尽一份责任
打一场战争 叫做联考 太残忍
输的人 抓去南阳街坐牢
现在我拿着麦克风 说一些事情
让你思考 要你拒绝去补习班拒绝联考
回想从小到大 都在一直补习
帮我问候一下你妈到底不补行不行
好像去补习班已经是一种风气
如果不去补习就代表 你很逊
反正同学都在那里 我也要跟着去 到底有没有这必要 还是只是用补习换来一种安心
补习 补习补习 补到我的青春昏天暗地

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

妈妈 书包太重 我快要背不动
我的彩色笔 画不出 青春的那道彩虹
德智体群美并重 只是教育部长永远吹不破的吹牛
我想问 为什么 放课后 要去老师家补习
不过成绩比较低 就要被打手心
难道 升学 成为学习唯一的目的 我们拒绝补习拒绝当读书的机器

补习班的噩梦联考战争的压力 什么时候才能开始自由自在的学习
这个文化还要持续多少年 我受够了 填鸭式的教学
好想放一把火 烧掉整个南阳街
所有补习班老师 全部去冬眠

一班五六百个座位学生全部都被座满
两条电视墙的学生对着萤光幕发呆
我心里有太多不爽 我想要说出来
我有五千万个干 现在我要说出来

(现在记者所在的位置是台北市的中正分局, 关于今天下午在南阳街补习班发生火警一案
警方已经逮捕了一名纵火嫌犯老夫子, 厄～老夫子, 你有什么话想说...)

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

问你一题数学 请你想一想
小明 从国小国中高中甚至到了大学
算算看 他到底花了多少的冤枉补习钱
你回答不出来 我了解 因为这个答案是无解
只是提醒你 父母血汗钱 别白白这样浪费
补习班的老师个个脑满肠肥
每个人都说自己是 天王名师 Fuck That

你说够了没 我用我的小热狗 塞住你的嘴 阿～～
很爽吧! 请问缴学费的时候接不接受刷卡
学生去补习班 就像大人去酒家
另一种交际应酬 但是都把假像带回家 啊哈～ya

妈妈 这是我的真心话
教育部长大人 你听到了吗?

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

我说 补补补补 越补越没出息
我说 补补补 越补越像神经病
我说 补补补补 越补成绩越低
我说 补补补 干脆学费捐给慈济

我说 补补补补 阿哈阿哈阿哈阿哈
我说 补补补 为什么一直补习
我说 补补补补 补习补习
我说 补补补 我的青春昏天暗地

我说 补补补补 ya～阿哈 阿哈
我说 补补补 为什么一直补习
我说 补补补补 我的青春昏天暗地
我说 补补补 补习

Cram Cram Cram

Recently, I heard another strange news story
Cram schools are using all sorts of tricks to recruit students
In the Warring States period of the college entrance exam, everyone,
Has to do their part in the major cram schools across the country
Fighting a war called the college entrance exam is too cruel
The losers are sent to Nanyang Street to serve their sentence
Now I'm holding the microphone, saying a few things
To make you think, to make you refuse to go to cram school, refuse the college entrance exam
Thinking back from childhood to now, I've been cramming
Help me ask your mom if it's okay not to cram
It seems like going to cram school has become a trend
If you don't go to cram school, it means you're lame
Anyway, all my classmates are there, so I have to go too. Is it really necessary, or is it just using cramming to get a sense of security?
Cram, cram, cram, cramming until my youth is dark and chaotic

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

Mom, the schoolbag is too heavy, I can barely carry it
My colored pencils can't draw the rainbow of youth
Moral, intellectual, physical, social, and aesthetic development are all important, but it's just something the Minister of Education can never achieve
I want to ask, why do we have to go to the teacher's house for cram school after class?
But if our grades are lower, we get hit on the palm
Is getting into a higher school the only purpose of learning? We refuse to cram, refuse to be study machines

The nightmare of cram school, the pressure of the college entrance exam war, when can we start learning freely?
How many more years will this culture continue? I've had enough of rote learning
I really want to set a fire and burn down the whole Nanyang Street
All the cram school teachers should go into hibernation

A class with five or six hundred seats, all filled with students
Students on two TV walls staring blankly at the screen
I have too much dissatisfaction in my heart, I want to say it out loud
I have fifty million "f*cks" and now I want to say them out loud

(The reporter is now at the Zhongzheng Branch of the Taipei City Police Department, regarding the arson case that occurred at the Nanyang Street cram school this afternoon,
The police have arrested an arson suspect, Old Master Q, uh... Old Master Q, do you have anything to say...)

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

Ask you a math question, please think about it
Xiao Ming, from elementary school, junior high school, high school, and even to college,
Calculate how much wasted cram school money he has spent
You can't answer, I understand, because this answer is unsolvable
Just reminding you, don't waste your parents' hard-earned money like this
Cram school teachers are all fat and happy
Everyone says they are a top tutor, F*ck That

You say enough is enough, I use my little hot dog to stuff your mouth, Ah~~
Feels good, right! When paying tuition, do you accept credit cards?
Students going to cram school is like adults going to a hostess bar
Another kind of socializing, but they all bring the illusion back home, Aha~ ya

Mom, this is my true feeling
Mr. Minister of Education, did you hear that?

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the less promising you become
I say, cram, cram, the more you cram, the more you become like a psychopath
I say, cram, cram, cram, the more you cram, the lower your grades get
I say, cram, cram, just donate the tuition to Tzu Chi

I say, cram, cram, cram, Aha, Aha, Aha, Aha
I say, cram, cram, why keep cramming?
I say, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram
I say, cram, cram, my youth is dark and chaotic

I say, cram, cram, cram, ya~ Aha, Aha
I say, cram, cram, why keep cramming?
I say, cram, cram, cram, my youth is dark and chaotic
I say, cram, cram, cram