Paroles et traduction Machi DiDi - 劈哩啪啦

劈哩啪啦

聽到我饒舌 所有人都傻 跟我拼的全掛
哈! 會害怕嗎 看我的麻吉帽子很殺
穿的褲子最跨 包括我的達達鞋最大
到底為什麼我這麼邋遢 連拉鍊都忘記拉
哇! 我摸魚摸到大白鯊 爸爸的信用卡被媽拿去刷
隨便她花 一個表哥唱八卦 另外一個唱我是為你活(台語)
我的靈感從他們抓 我做的音樂 你們一定哈
打CS要丟拔芭樂 把馬子要送玫瑰花喇叭花不如彈吉他
唉呀 我肚子一直拉 吃太多麻辣加珍珠奶茶
快要爆炸 快要爆炸!
ㄚ 害我中午不能吃西瓜 下午不能吃我最愛的蛋塔

我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈

哈哈 這樣念的太慢! 把速度加快一點 跟你們說我表哥的八卦!

立成是老大 大家拿他沒辦法
他三十八減八歲 的嘴巴不只吃幼齒呀(台語)
用來玩嘻哈 最愛吃龍蝦 無聊不會待在家
喜歡去網咖 他最會講話
因為認識胡瓜 還有一個麻吉是綜藝大哥大
捲頭髮 有很多鬍渣 沒人比他會哈拉
另外一個麻吉賣了阿爾發 最會說笑話
我要多學學這些SUPER STAR
虧妹妹的嘴巴就不會那麼差 饒舌念的太慢軟趴趴
好像舌頭太大 嘻哈嘻哈 我們都哈 押的韻全是阿
你們怕不怕 我都還沒用到 阿里不達
阿! 用到啦 繼續念吧哈哈!!

我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈
唉呀 還是太慢啦 把速度加到一百八讓你們看看我的嘴巴多可怕!

怕不怕 我這個劈哩啪啦嘴巴
啦哩啦塌忘了刷牙 媽媽罵 被爸爸打
發現嘴巴有八顆蛀牙 真的沒辦法
找不到牙刷肯定是歌迷拿吧
哎呀被懲罰 一個禮拜電動不能打 要幹嘛
我嘰哩呱啦練我新的卡拉
嗯Do-re-mi-fa-mi-fa-so-la-so-la-si-do-mi-fa夠了吧
哈哈好三八 要我做功課嗎 你瘋了吧
打電話 用我大哥大 可惜沒錢在易付卡
要幹嘛 要幹嘛hmm-mm我知道了啦
飛啊飛啊小飛俠
算啦 比較喜歡蝙蝠俠
內褲穿在外面最趴 頭上帶著絲襪
毛巾當披風 好好橋一下

告訴我 大家準備好了嗎 跳到沙發
啊啊我的媽 我的尾巴被什麼東西插
我揉一下 檢查一下 趕快把眼淚擦一下
褲子拉一下 藥擦一下 回到沙發來看一下
Boo-ya! 我的牙刷 我的牙刷找到啦

我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈

Crackling

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard me rapping, anyone who tries me will be dead
Haha! Are you scared? Look at my buddy's hat, it's awesome
My pants are the best, including my Dada shoes, which are the biggest
Why am I so sloppy, I even forgot to zip
Wow! I caught a big white shark, my dad's credit card was taken by mom to swipe
Let her spend as she wishes, a cousin sings gossip, another sings I Live for You (Taiwanese)
My inspiration comes from them, the music I make, you will definitely like
Playing CS, you should shoot grenades, sending girls roses and morning glories is not as good as playing guitar
Oops, I have been having diarrhea, eating too much spicy and pearl milk tea
About to explode, about to explode!
Ah, it's because of you I can't eat watermelons at noon, and can't eat my favorite egg tarts in the afternoon

I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop
I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop

Haha, that's too slow! Speed it up a little, let me tell you my cousin's gossip!

Li Cheng is the eldest, everyone can't control him
He is thirty-eight minus eight years old, his mouth doesn't just kiss youngsters (Taiwanese)
Used to play hip hop, he loves eating lobsters, he doesn't like staying at home when he's bored
He likes going to internet cafes, he can talk the most
Because he knows Hu Gua, and his other buddy is the variety show boss
Curly hair, with lots of stubble, no one can chat more than him
Another buddy sold Alfa, the best at telling jokes
I have much to learn from these SUPER STARS
The mouth that chats up girls will not be so bad, the rapping is too slow and flabby
As if the tongue is too big, hip hop hip hop, we all love, the rhymes are all a
Are you guys afraid, I haven't even used "Nonsense"
Ah! I used it, let's continue, haha!!

I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop
I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop
Oops, it's still too slow, let's double the speed and show you how awesome my mouth is!

Are you afraid of me, this crackling mouth
La la la, I forgot to brush my teeth, my mom scolds me and my dad beats me
Found out I have eight cavities, there's nothing I can do
Can't find my toothbrush, it must have been taken by my fans
Oh no, I've been punished, and can't play games for a week, what can I do
I'm going to practice my new karaoke gibberish
Um Do-re-mi-fa-mi-fa-so-la-so-la-si-do-mi-fa that's enough
Haha, so silly, asking me to do homework, you must be crazy
Make a phone call, using my pager, pity there's no money in my easy card
What to do, what to do hmm-mm I know
Fly, fly, little fly
Forget it, I prefer batman
Wearing underwear outside is the coolest, with silk stockings on my head
Using a towel as a cape, adjust it properly

Tell me, is everyone ready? Jump on the sofa
Oh my god, my tail was pricked by something
Let me rub it, check it, and quickly wipe away the tears
Pull up my pants, apply some medicine, go back to the sofa and check it
Boo-ya! I found my toothbrush, I found my toothbrush

I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop
I, casually, throw in an a, I crackle and talk nonsense
Your grandparents and your parents like my hip hop