Paroles et traduction Magtens Korridorer - Lorteparforhold

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SALO AFLAFLA!

Det skete her for en måned siden
At mit parforhold gik lidt dårligt for tiden
Og pludselig en dag var det hele slut
Som at skide når man tror man skal slå en prut

Jeg ved egentlig ikke hvad problemet var
Jeg tror bare hun syntes jeg var en kæmpe nar
Det os det her biologiske ur
Nu er jeg alene mand og jeg er pisse sur

Så står vi her og smiler på hinanden
Og jeg fatter nul og en skid
Det var jo dig der skred

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Folk de ringer af og til fra tid til anden
Med latter i det fjerne kom nu ud for fanden
Kom hen og få en bajer ta′ din kone med
Hun går rundt og er gravid oppe i Nordsjælland et sted

Det går over med tiden den læger alle sår
Kan du ikke få den elskede må du elske den du får
Der kommer altid en pige og en sporvogn til
Du fra Magtens Korridorer mand du kan da score som du vil

Så står vi her og smiler på hinanden
Og jeg fatter nul og en skid
Det var jo dig der skred

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Jeg træt af at sige vi er vokset fra hinanden
At jeg under hende det bedst med ham den anden
Jeg har det ganske godt på trods af hun er gået
Vi stadig bedste venner og alt så'n noget

Men sandheden skal frem det siger man jo
Og sandheden er at jeg synes hun er en SO
Og jeg håber ærlig talt det går hende af lort
Hendes røv eksploderer i en ladeport?

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Lousy Relationship

PARTY POOPER!

It happened here a month ago
That my relationship was going a little bad at the time
And suddenly one day it was all over
Like shitting when you think you're going to fart

I don't really know what the problem was
I guess she just thought I was a huge fool
That's that biological clock
Now I'm a single man and I'm pissed off

So here we stand and smile at each other
And I don't understand anything
You were the one who left

Lousy relationship
Lousy relationship
Abused wooden venetian blinds oh oh
Lousy relationship

People call us from time to time
With laughter in the distance come on out for god's sake
Come and have a beer bring your wife with you
She's walking around pregnant somewhere in North Zealand

It goes away in time it heals all wounds
If you can't get your loved one you have to love the one you get
There's always another girl and another streetcar coming
You from Magtens Korridorer man you can score as you wish

So here we stand and smile at each other
And I don't understand anything
You were the one who left

Lousy relationship
Lousy relationship
Abused wooden venetian blinds oh oh
Lousy relationship

I'm tired of saying we've grown apart
That I wish her the best with that other guy
I'm doing quite well despite her being gone
We're still best friends and all that stuff

But the truth needs to come out as they say
And the truth is that I think she's a SO
And I honestly hope she's in shit
Her ass explodes in a barn door?

Lousy relationship
Lousy relationship
Abused wooden venetian blinds oh oh
Lousy relationship