Paroles et traduction Marcelo - Himna Maršala Mita

Himna Maršala Mita

Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Zvanje je za svakoga, diplome su svačije!
Kupi je, pokaži je, maši njome, hvali se!
Dok budala uči, imam načine drugačije.
Ovde vlada maršal Mito, uzmi lepo plati je.
Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Zvanje je za svakoga, diplome su svačije!
Neka uče samo oni koji bolje ne mogu.
Ako daju popust, kupi jednu i pašenogu.
Kupi je, pokaži je, maši njome, hvali se!
Dok budala uči, imam načine drugačije.
Ovde vlada maršal Mito, uzmi lepo plati je.
Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Kupi sebi, bratu, sestri, uzmi i za svastike!
I ne štedi ambiciju, nemoj da si škrrrrt:
Posle obične diplome, kupi sebi Drrrrrr!

Da l' je to u redu, ljudi? Kažite mi pravo!
Dokle takav teror mudrih sa prepunom glavom?
Kočopere se pameću, ponose se stavom.
Dr, mr, t-rt, mr-t, k'o da je znanje važno!
E pa, ne može to tako, druže, sad je demokratija!
Svi smo sada jednaki, diploma je za svakoga!
Što da imaš samo ti? Zar zato što si učio?
Od knjiga oćoraveo dok si nauku dokučio?
Znanje, samo znanje, znanje – pa to je, bre, diskriminacija!
To je fašizam pametnih! Diploma treba da je svačija!
Znanje je k'o ljubav – izum sirotinje.
Oni to sve izokola, oni to sve sporije.
A ja volim da se mučim direktno, konkretno:
Do diplome, prošao sam mito i rešeto.
Mesto da se maješ sa tom bednom polusvetinom,
Stavi fino u kovertu mito, bekrijo!

Što da plaćam školarine i takse,
Pa prevoz, pa obroke, cigare, pa kafe,
Pa knjige, pa skripta, pa stalno svesku novu,
Pa venerične bolesti u studentskom domu...
(A studentska poliklinika – to nije ni poluklinika,
Pa moraš da odeš da te odere ona privatna!)
Pa kad položiš – da častiš, a sve kolege loču...
Kol'ko je to para, brašo, na ovu skupoću?
A kad se sabere tol'ko spiskane love,
Za te pare mož' da kupiš jedno tri diplome!

Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Zvanje je za svakoga, diplome su svačije!
Kupi je, pokaži je, maši njome, hvali se!
Dok budala uči, imam načine drugačije.
Ovde vlada maršal Mito, uzmi lepo plati je.
Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Zvanje je za svakoga, diplome su svačije!
Neka uče samo oni koji bolje ne mogu.
Ako daju popust, kupi jednu i pašenogu.
Kupi je, pokaži je, maši njome, hvali se!
Dok budala uči, imam načine drugačije.
Ovde vlada maršal Mito, uzmi lepo plati je.
Kupi je, plati je, urami je, okači je!
Kupi sebi, bratu, sestri, uzmi i za svastike!
I ne štedi ambiciju, nemoj da si škrrrrt:
Posle obične diplome, kupi sebi Drrrrrr!

Marshal Mito's Anthem

Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
A title for everyone, diplomas for all!
Buy it, show it off, wave it around, brag about it!
While fools study, I have other ways, honey.
Marshal Mito rules here, just take it and pay for it.
Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
A title for everyone, diplomas for all!
Let only those who can't do better study.
If they give a discount, buy one for your shepherd too.
Buy it, show it off, wave it around, brag about it!
While fools study, I have other ways, honey.
Marshal Mito rules here, just take it and pay for it.
Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
Buy it for yourself, your brother, your sister, even your in-laws!
And don't spare your ambition, don't be stingy:
After a regular diploma, buy yourself a Ph.D.!

Is this okay, folks? Tell me straight!
How long will this terror of the wise with their overfilled heads last?
They strut around with their intellect, they boast about their attitude.
Dr, Mr, t-rt, mr-t, as if knowledge matters!
Well, it can't be like this, my friend, it's a democracy now!
We are all equal now, a diploma is for everyone!
Why should you have it only? Because you studied?
Went blind from books while figuring out science?
Knowledge, only knowledge, knowledge – that's discrimination, my dear!
That's the fascism of the smart ones! A diploma should be for everyone!
Knowledge is like love – an invention of the poor.
They do it all indirectly, they do it all slower.
And I like to struggle directly, concretely:
To get a diploma, I went through bribes and a sieve.
Instead of messing around with that wretched half-world,
Just put the bribe in an envelope, honey!

Why should I pay tuition and fees,
Then transportation, meals, cigarettes, coffee,
Then books, scripts, constantly a new notebook,
Then venereal diseases in the dorm...
(And the student clinic – it's not even half a clinic,
So you have to go and get ripped off by that private one!)
And when you pass – you have to treat everyone, and all your colleagues drink...
How much money is that, bro, with this expensiveness?
And when you add up all that wasted money,
You could buy three diplomas for that money!

Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
A title for everyone, diplomas for all!
Buy it, show it off, wave it around, brag about it!
While fools study, I have other ways, honey.
Marshal Mito rules here, just take it and pay for it.
Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
A title for everyone, diplomas for all!
Let only those who can't do better study.
If they give a discount, buy one for your shepherd too.
Buy it, show it off, wave it around, brag about it!
While fools study, I have other ways, honey.
Marshal Mito rules here, just take it and pay for it.
Buy it, pay for it, frame it, hang it!
Buy it for yourself, your brother, your sister, even your in-laws!
And don't spare your ambition, don't be stingy:
After a regular diploma, buy yourself a Ph.D.!