Paroles et traduction Margineanu - Trilogia Cacatului

Trilogia Cacatului

′La umbra nucului batran doi tractoristi se caca
Se sterg cu bastile la cur, le pun in cap si pleaca.'

Ma cacai in fundu′ curtii
Galbin ca lamaia
Pai si cu-un shomoiog de paie
Ma da ma, ma stergea Maria.

Catzaua vecinilor
Ma latra de zor
Pa' s-io strigam la Maria
'Da fa in catza!′
Da′ cand ma uitai mai bine
Sa, sa caca si ea.

C-asa e viata la tzara,
Sa stie lumea
Pai ca-ti vine cateodata, mai tata
Sa te caci in ea.

Si-a venit vecinii toti,
Toti vecinii, toti
Pai ca sa vada in fundu' curtii
Doi cacati cu motz.

Hai sa ne cacam in ploaie,
Vantul sa ne sufle-n cur
Iarba sa ne scarpine la coaie
Hai sa ne cacam in drum.

De s-ar semana si aia
Cum se samana pastaia
Ai vedea pe aratura
Numai capete de sfecla.

Si-ai vedea femei??
Ridicandu-si fustele
Cautand pe a ratura
Cel mai mare cap de... sfecla.

Si-ai vedea si babile
Ridicandu-si poalile
Cautand pe aratura
Creponatul cap de... sfecla.

The Turd Trilogy

'Under the shade of the old walnut tree, two tractor drivers poop
They wipe their butts with their shirts, put them on their heads and leave.'

I pooped in the backyard
Yellow like a lemon
Well with a straw of hay
My word, Maria wiped me clean.

The neighbors' cat
Barks at me quite loudly
So I yell to Maria
'Give it to the cat!′
But when I look closer
Lo and behold, she's also pooping.

That's how life is in the country,
For all the world to know
Well sometimes, my dear,
You just have to crap in it.

And all the neighbors came
All the neighbors, all of them
Well to see in the backyard
Two turds with tails.

Let's go poop in the rain,
Let the wind blow in our butts
Let the grass tickle our balls
Let's go poop in the road.

If only it would sprout
Like beans do
You would see in the field
Only beet heads.

And you would see the ladies?
Lifting their skirts
Searching for the biggest
Head of... beet.

And you would see the old ladies
Lifting their skirts
Searching in the field
The wrinkly head of... beet.