Paroles et traduction Mario "El Cachorro" Delgado - El Calador
Oigan
plebes
ustedes
saben
lo
que
es
un
calador?
Hey
guys,
do
you
know
what
a
tester
is?
-No
-No
-Bueno
se
los
voy
a
decir
-Well,
let
me
tell
you
Un
calador
es
un
cabron
que
cala
o
prueba
los
experimentos
A
tester
is
a
dude
who
tests
or
tries
experiments
-¡Mis
Huevos!
-My
Balls!
-Para
ver
si
sirven
o
no
sirven
-To
see
if
they
work
or
not
Pos
les
voy
a
platicar
lo
que
nos
paso
a
mi
y
a
un
amigo
mio
que
tengo
que
es
calador
no
mas
por
andar
de
ocurrentes
Well,
I'm
going
to
tell
you
what
happened
to
me
and
a
buddy
of
mine
who's
a
tester
just
for
being
curious
Escuchen
esto
Listen
to
this
En
una
casuela
grande
donde
hacen
los
chicharrones
In
a
large
pot
where
they
make
the
pork
rinds
Meti
10
kilos
de
coca
y
5 de
mota
cronic
I
put
in
10
kilos
of
coke
and
5 of
chronic
weed
De
hielo
le
heche
6 libras
de
pastillas
2 cartones
For
ice
I
threw
in
6 pounds
of
pills
2 boxes
Luego
los
púse
a
la
lumbre
y
ahi
toy
puro
vuelta
y
vuelta
Then
I
put
them
on
the
fire
and
there
I
am
just
turning
and
turning
El
calador
apurado
ya
cerre
la
mia
a
la
jeta
por
probar
mi
experimento
cual
si
fuera
pay
de
fresa
The
tester,
in
a
hurry,
had
already
shut
mine
to
the
snout
to
try
my
experiment
as
if
it
were
a
strawberry
pie
Salia
liquido
amarillo
y
espuma
fosforecente
cuando
quedo
A
yellow
liquid
and
phosphorescent
foam
came
out
when
it
was
Terminado
el
calador
muy
sonriente
se
pega
una
atascadota
Finished,
the
tester,
very
smiling,
sticks
a
gob
Y
ahi
que
desgracia
pariente.
And
what
a
misfortune,
relative.
Se
paniquio
el
calador
corrio
dando
unos
gritones
The
tester
panicked,
ran
giving
some
yells
Lo
tuve
que
calar
yo
vinieron
complicaciones
por
que
ya
que
me
pego
I
had
to
test
it
myself,
complications
came
because
since
it
hit
me
Mire
estrillitas
y
aviones
I
saw
little
stars
and
airplanes
(Y
dicen
que
yo
no
mas
contestaba
con
los
ojos
pelones)
(And
they
say
that
I
only
answered
with
bulging
eyes)
¿Como
te
sientes?
How
do
you
feel?
Soy
tlaloc
I
am
Tlaloc
¿En
donde
vives?
Where
do
you
live?
En
la
C.A.N.A.C.A.
In
the
C.A.N.A.C.A.
¿Como
te
llamas?
What's
your
name?
8 (Eight),
OK
8 (Eight),
OK
¿Donde
resides?
Where
do
you
reside?
Our
you
wat's
up?
Our
you
wat's
up?
¿Que
te
paso?
What
happened
to
you?
Soy
Jesús
I
am
Jesus
¿Que
te
metiste?
What
did
you
take?
Rigo
es
amor
Rigo
is
love
¿Dime
muchacho?
Tell
me
boy?
Quien
recibe
Who
receives
¿Que
es
lo
que
hiciste?...
What
did
you
do?...
TENGO
PODERES
I
HAVE
POWERS
(Soy
hijo
del
papá
o
sea
soy
hijo
del
dueño
de
Miguel
Angel
(I
am
the
son
of
the
father,
that
is,
I
am
the
son
of
the
owner
of
Miguel
Angel
Gaitan
Uribe
Gaitan
Uribe
Presidente
de
la
C.A.N.A.C.A.)
President
of
C.A.N.A.C.A.)
¿Que
es
eso?
What
is
that?
(De
la
C.A.N.A.C.A.??...
centrales
de
abastos...
de
la
republica
mexicana)
(From
the
C.A.N.A.C.A.??...
central
supply...
of
the
Mexican
republic)
Se
paniquio
el
calador
corrio
dando
unos
gritones
The
tester
panicked,
ran
giving
some
yells
Lo
tuve
que
calar
yo
vinieron
complicaciones
por
que
ya
que
me
pego
I
had
to
test
it
myself,
complications
came
because
since
it
hit
me
Mire
estrillitas
y
aviones
I
saw
little
stars
and
airplanes
Que
verguenza
los
polis
me
preguntaban
What
a
shame
the
cops
were
asking
me
Como
te
sientes?
How
do
you
feel?
*Soy
del
A.F.I.*
*I'm
from
the
A.F.I.*
En
donde
vives?
Where
do
you
live?
*Yo
tenía
10
perritos*
*I
had
10
puppies*
Como
te
llamas?
What's
your
name?
*Amo
a
europa*
*I
love
Europe*
Donde
resides?
Where
do
you
reside?
*Soy
el
peri*
*I'm
the
peri*
Que
te
paso?
What
happened
to
you?
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
te
metiste
What
did
you
take
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Dime
muchacho
Tell
me
boy
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
es
lo
que
hiciste
What
did
you
do
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Como
te
sientes
How
do
you
feel
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Y
dicen
tambien
que
me
digieron
And
they
also
say
they
told
me
*Te
vamos
a
llevar
cabron*
*We're
going
to
take
you,
bastard*
Y
tambien
dicen
que
yo
respondi
And
they
also
say
that
I
replied
NO
NI
MERGA
NO
FUCKING
WAY
Que
te
paso?
What
happened
to
you?
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
te
metiste
What
did
you
take
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Dime
muchacho
Tell
me
boy
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
es
lo
que
hiciste
What
did
you
do
Como
te
sientes
How
do
you
feel
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
En
donde
vives
Where
do
you
live
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Como
te
llamas
What's
your
name
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Donde
resides
Where
do
you
reside
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
te
paso
What
happened
to
you
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
Que
te
metiste
What
did
you
take
HE
HE
HEE!
HE
HE
HEE!
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