Paroles et traduction Matzka - 大叔

大叔

一大早起來發現鬍子還是沒刮
鏡子前的我還是如此瀟灑
帥到周慧敏的愛都瞬間發芽
哥哥我怎麼看怎麼PA

黃長擺左邊 啤酒扛右肩
鬍子渣渣配上我的藍白拖鞋
牛仔褲超繃 皮外套好凶
今晚遇到的妹都會陷入危險

大叔 你今年貴庚
小妹幫我倒酒一邊向我提問
大叔 我變成肉羹
拿在手上的酒感覺愈來愈沉

大叔 你今年貴庚
為何我爸爸有一樣的青春
大叔 我變成肉羹
無奈我臉上瞬間爬滿了淚痕

(你長得像我Uncle)

親愛的妹妹 請你相信我的真心
吻我不要問我更別懷疑
大叔緣定三生追夢的人是你
來電五十都沒這麼歡喜
名流FZ 你是我的巧克力
無怨無悔獻上我的夢幻座騎
你眼神遊移 我喘不過氣
我想跟你聊的是人生的真諦

大叔 你今年貴庚
這個問題問得我差一點斷氣
大叔 我變成肉羹
肉羹一碗也要五十元新臺幣

大叔 你今年貴庚
為什麼我和你有幾光年距離
大叔 我變成肉羹
妹妹我們不要再提這個問題

不知不覺已經到了中年
做人處事應該要更 Reggae
後知後覺轉眼不惑之年
談情說愛還要有所貢獻

Reggae
青春它其實早已經走遠

大叔 你今年貴庚
小妹幫我倒酒一邊向我提問
大叔 我變成肉羹
拿在手上的酒感覺愈來愈沉

大叔 你今年貴庚
為何我爸爸有一樣的青春
大叔 我變成肉羹
無奈我臉上瞬間爬滿了淚痕

Uncle

Woke up this morning and realized I still haven't shaved
The guy in the mirror's still a badass
So handsome that even Zhou Huimin would fall for me instantly
I'm so fly, I can't stop lookin' at myself

Yellow scarf on my left, beer in my right hand
Scruffy beard matches my blue and white slippers
Jeans are super tight, leather jacket's lookin' mean
All the ladies I meet tonight are in danger

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
A young lady poured me a drink and asked me a question
Uncle, I think I'm melting
The drink in my hand is getting heavier and heavier

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
Why does my father have the same boyish charm?
Uncle, I think I'm melting
Tears are streaming down my face

(You look just like my uncle)

My dear, please believe me when I say I come from the heart
Kiss me, don't question me, and don't doubt me
Uncle, you're my one true love, my dream come true
I've never been happier, even when I win fifty on the lottery
My love, you're my chocolate
I'll give you my dream ride, no questions asked
Your eyes are wandering, I can't breathe
I want to talk to you about the meaning of life

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
That question nearly killed me
Uncle, I think I'm melting
Even a bowl of stew costs fifty NT dollars

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
Why is there such a huge age gap between us?
Uncle, I think I'm melting
Let's not talk about this anymore, please

Before I knew it, I was middle-aged
I should learn to take things more easy
Hindsight is 20/20, I'm already forty
I should still chase after love and make a difference

Reggae
My youth is long gone

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
A young lady poured me a drink and asked me a question
Uncle, I think I'm melting
The drink in my hand is getting heavier and heavier

Uncle, how old are you, darling?
Why does my father have the same boyish charm?
Uncle, I think I'm melting
Tears are streaming down my face