Paroles et traduction Mikito P - Telephone Juice

Telephone Juice

「ねえねえ日曜日からダイエット始めたんだ」
「へえ」
「なんだとおもう？」
「んー」
「エアーダイエット」
「なんじゃそりゃ」
「あのね、口まで持って行って食べないの
海外のセレブはみんなやってるんだって」
「ふうんーでもそれ、捨てるの？」
「んー後で食べる。。。」
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
ないものないもの頂戴
柚子とライムのジュースはあげない
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
「ああごめんちょっとトイレ。。。」
So Did you know? 礼儀
聞いて聞いて私のすべらないTalk
飲み干してTelephone juice
今夜一つ誰かに無理やり
聞かせたいSecret
「なあなあ それよりあのアニメ見てる？」
「うんうんあれでしょ」
「そうそうあれあれ。
ねたばれしたくないからあんま言えへんけど どこまで見た？
アイツ死んだ？」
「エッ待って待ってなんのこと？アイツ死ぬの？どういうこと？」
「あー。。。いやその、なんていうか、いやっ死なへん、むしろ、生きる。」
「おい！」
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
ないものないもの頂戴
柚子とライムのジュースはあげない
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
「ごめんちょっとお酒取ってきまーす」
So Did you know? 礼儀
聞いて聞いて私のすべらないTalk
飲み干してTelephone juice
今夜一つ誰かに無理やり
聞かせたいSecret
「隠し通せるはずもないよ 明日にはバレて即炎上」
「エンジョイ したいよ折角ならさぁ。。。たとえば何？」
「うーん焼肉？」
「海老つ」
「蟹。」
「蟹？！ カニいーねー！
「横歩きしながら一歩二歩三歩 界隈眺めて両手でピース」
「でも結局、 食われちゃうんだよなあ」
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
ないものないもの頂戴
柚子とライムのジュースはあげない
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
「でも蟹の調子からしたら地獄だよね」
「確かに」
『坊やだけは勘弁してください』
『お父さんを○×△※!』
So Did you know? 礼儀
聞いて聞いて私のすべらないTalk
飲み干してTelephone juice
今夜一つ誰かに 本気で
聞いてほしいSecret!
脳のしたいように
これがこれが私のダラシナイStyle
乗れ流してTelephone juice
今夜一つ誰かに無理やり
聞かせたいSecre-
ねえちょっとちょっと聞いて私の話
ねえちょっとちょっと聞いて私の話
ねえちょっとちょっと聞いて私の話
ねえちょっとちょっと聞いて私の話

Telephone Juice

“Listen, I started a new diet on Sunday.”
“Oh.”
“Can you guess what it's called?”
“Let me think.”
“The Air Diet.”
“What the heck is that?”
“It's when you bring food up to your mouth but don't eat it.”
“Apparently, all the celebrities overseas do it.”
“Hmm, but what do you do with the food after that?”
“Oh, I just keep it and eat it later...”
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
Gimme something I don't have
No yuzu or lime juice, I won't give it
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
“Oh, excuse me, I'm going to go to the bathroom.”
So, did you know? It's called etiquette
Listen up, listen up, here's my incredible joke
Gulp down this Telephone Juice
Tonight, I'm going to force you
To hear my Secret
“Hey, speaking of which, do you watch that anime?”
“Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.”
“Oh, that one, that one.
I don't want to spoil it, so I can't say much, but where are you up to?
Did that dude die?”
“Wait, wait, what? What do you mean? Does he die? Explain.”
“Oh, I was just joking. Yeah, he doesn't die. Actually, he lives.”
“You!”
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
Gimme something I don't have
No yuzu or lime juice, I won't give it
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
“Excuse me, I'm going to get a drink.”
So, did you know? It's called etiquette
Listen up, listen up, here's my incredible joke
Gulp down this Telephone Juice
Tonight, I'm going to force you
To hear my Secret
“I can't keep it a secret forever. Tomorrow, it'll be out and everyone will know.”
“I want to enjoy it while I can. What should I do, for example?”
“Maybe... barbecue?”
“Seafood?”
“Crab.”
“Crab?! Crab is so good!
“Walking sideways, step by step, surveying the realm with two peace signs.”
“But in the end, you'll get eaten, right?”
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
Gimme something I don't have
No yuzu or lime juice, I won't give it
You can see a Timeloss
You can see a Timeloss
“But from the crab's perspective, that's torture.”
“True.”
“Please, spare the children.”
“Stab and kill your father, damn it!”
So, did you know? It's called etiquette
Listen up, listen up, here's my incredible joke
Gulp down this Telephone Juice
Tonight, I'm going to ask
Someone to listen to my Secret!
As my mind wishes
This is my lazy style
Drift along with my Telephone Juice
Tonight, I'm going to force you
To hear my Secret
Hey, listen to my story for a bit.
Hey, listen to my story for a bit.
Hey, listen to my story for a bit.
Hey, listen to my story for a bit.