Paroles et traduction Mortal Kombat - Pms

Pms

Sećam se i sada kako deda mi zbori
O zlu nekom drevnom što i sada ljude mori
Svako muško sazna za tu silu mračnu
Onoga trenutka kada stupi u vezu bračnu
Pričam sada tebi da čuvaš se toga
Kada pun je mesec, noć i diluje se droga
PMS se javlja i počinje tad' frka!
Od silne muke shvataš da je bolje da ga drkaš
Kad sa curom budeš ti obrati pažnju
Od nevažne stvari ona pravi važnu
I kada se to desi znaj da tebi spasa nema
Upao u govna jesi, nevreme se sprema
PMS je obuzima i iz nje on tada priča
Želiš da te sluša, al' od toga nema ništa!
Da uspeš da je smiriš nemaš neke fore
Cele će ti nedelje od pakla biti gore
Za taj virus Bogom proklet objašnjenja nema
Al' prvi put on dođe kad iz cure raste žena
I pamti, svaki mesec, kada gaće se crvene
Budi spreman, uskoro će besnilo da krene!
Al' za ovaj problem nama ima nade
Sigurnu kuću tražimo od vlade!
Kad se PMS pojavi usred tvoga stana
Pakuj kofere i vrati se za nedelju dana!

PMS

I still remember how my grandfather told me
About an ancient evil that still haunts people
Every guy learns about this dark force
The moment he gets married
I'm telling you now to watch out for it
When the moon is full, at night when the drugs are in effect
PMS kicks in and that's when the fun begins!
From the immense pain you realize that it's better to jerk off
When you're with her, pay attention
She'll make a big deal out of something trivial
And when this happens, know that there's no escape
You're in deep shit, a storm is brewing
PMS takes hold and she starts talking nonsense
You want her to listen, but it's not going to happen!
There's no trick to calming her down
You'll have a week from hell
There's no explanation for this God-damned virus
But it first strikes when a girl becomes a woman
And remember, every month, when the panties are red
Be prepared, because the frenzy is about to start!
But there is hope for this problem
We're asking the government for a safe house!
When PMS shows up in the middle of your apartment
Pack your bags and come back in a week!