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Yoni el Robot

Ha llegao del Aliexpress un paquete mu grande
Directo desde china sin pagar los portes
En la caja en rojo está escrito su nombre
"YONI EL ROBOT ARTICULADO OBEDIENTE"
Le meto por el culo seis pilas de las grandes
Se le encienden los ojos y me dice
"Ola ke ase?"
Le digo: ¿Yoni tu sabe hacerte pimientos?
Me dice: claro primo me han programao pa eso

Yoni, Yoni que cosa más apañá,
Contigo estoy sevío ya no necesito ná
Viene con to los avíos
Es que eres mu socorrío
Si lo llamo allí está el tío
Yoni ven pa acá!

Ponme una de melva ponme una de cá
Tó lo que me pone me pone fenomená
Yoni mamona tu pa ti no quiere na?
Qué va primo to pa ti, yo solo electricidad

Venga Yoni vete por pimientos
En cinco minutos lo tengo
Oye yoni, falta hierbabuena
Pide por esa boca que pa eso me entrenas
Venga Yoni traete medio pollo
¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
Oye Yoni de postre manzanita
Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita

Tengo a mi amigo Yoni, no me hace falta nadie
Es de la marca sony, es más bueno que una madre
Simpre listo atento a mi necesidades
Sólo me arrepiento de no haberlo pillao antes

¡Ese Yoni vale millones!

Te coje de bajona y te deja en condiciones

¡Ese Yoni vale millones!

MIi vikingo tu propone y en latita te lo pone

Te limpia, te plancha, te hace la comida
Te lava, te tiende, te pongo un cubatita
No es yoni chulo de aguardiente una copita
¿La quieres seca, dulce o la prefieres ligaita?

Tu eres mi chatarrita, yo te necesitaba
Desde que te tengo loco por entrar en casa
Siempre preparado para lo que me haga falta
Siempre por derecho, por izquierdo no te pasas

Venga Yoni vete por pimientos
En cinco minutos lo tengo
Oye yoni, falta hierbabuena
Pide por esa boca que pa eso me entrenas
Venga Yoni traete medio pollo
¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
Oye Yoni de postre manzanita
Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita

Yo me llamo Yoni, suministro doping
Dime cuanto quieres de drogui cabeza poni
Cabello cósmico, narcótico, bolsillo mágico
Con mi brazo robótico te coloco un trifásico
En una misma raya manteca, M y speed
Te dejo la boca como una máquina de escribir
Vuelo como un dron y te pillo en las Tresmil
Tengo un botón que al pulsarlo dice
"Puta guardia civil"
.Regálale un Yoni a tu novio pa que se lo flipe
Si es de los que cierra el pan bimbo con la llama el clipper
Háblame en inglés, si quieres yo soy bilingüe
Si quieres un medio pollo dime: " half past chicken"
R2D2 versión dealer diversión
Si tu quieres, colocón pa tu polla lo mejor
Dedos de soplete, pa prenderte los cohetes
En las palmas de las manos llevo un grinder
¿Qué más quieres?
Venga Yoni vete por pimientos
En cinco minutos lo tengo
Oye yoni, falta hierbabuena
Pide por esa boca que pa eso me entrenas
Venga Yoni traete medio pollo
¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
Oye Yoni de postre manzanita
Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita

Venga Yoni vete por pimientos
En cinco minutos lo tengo
Oye yoni, falta hierbabuena
Pide por esa boca que pa eso me entrenas
Venga Yoni traete medio pollo
¿Quiere que lo pague o que lo fie como el otro?
Oye Yoni de postre manzanita
Es mano de santo, te lo dice el maquinita

Yoni the Robot

A huge package has arrived from Aliexpress
Directly from China without paying for shipping
The box has its name written in red
"YONI THE OBEDIENT ARTICULATED ROBOT"
I shove six big batteries up his ass
His eyes light up and he says to me
"Ola ke ase?" (Hey, what's up?)
I say: Yoni, do you know how to make peppers?
He says: of course cuz, I've been programmed for that

Yoni, Yoni, what a handy thing,
With you I'm sorted, I don't need anything else
He comes with all the tools
You're so helpful
If I call him, there he is
Yoni come here!

Give me one of melva, give me one of cá (types of fish)
Everything he gives me makes me feel phenomenal
Yoni, you bitch, don't you want anything for yourself?
No way cuz, everything for you, I only need electricity

Come on Yoni, go get some peppers
I'll have it in five minutes
Hey Yoni, we need mint
Order it with that mouth, that's what you train me for
Come on Yoni, bring half a chicken
Do you want me to pay for it or put it on credit like the other one?
Hey Yoni, for dessert, a little apple
It's a miracle worker, the little machine tells you so

I have my friend Yoni, I don't need anyone else
He's from the Sony brand, he's better than a mother
Always ready, attentive to my needs
I only regret not having gotten him sooner

That Yoni is worth millions!

He picks you up when you're down and leaves you in good shape

That Yoni is worth millions!

My viking, you suggest it and he serves it to you in a can

He cleans you, irons for you, makes you food
He washes you, hangs you out to dry, I'll make you a little cubata (drink)
Isn't that right Yoni, a little glass of brandy?
Do you want it dry, sweet, or do you prefer it light?

You're my little piece of junk, I needed you
Since I've had you, I'm crazy about coming home
Always prepared for whatever I need
Always on the right, you never go left

Come on Yoni, go get some peppers
I'll have it in five minutes
Hey Yoni, we need mint
Order it with that mouth, that's what you train me for
Come on Yoni, bring half a chicken
Do you want me to pay for it or put it on credit like the other one?
Hey Yoni, for dessert, a little apple
It's a miracle worker, the little machine tells you so

My name is Yoni, I supply doping
Tell me how much you want, druggy pony head
Cosmic hair, narcotic, magic pocket
With my robotic arm I'll give you a three-phase hit
In one line, butter, M and speed
I'll leave your mouth like a typewriter
I fly like a drone and catch you in the Tresmil (mountain range)
I have a button that when pressed says
"Fucking Civil Guard"
Give your boyfriend a Yoni as a gift so he can trip out
If he's one of those who closes the sliced bread with the flame of the clipper
Talk to me in English, if you want, I'm bilingual
If you want half a chicken, say: "half past chicken"
R2D2 dealer version fun
If you want, the best high for your dick
Blowtorch fingers, to light your rockets
I have a grinder in the palms of my hands
What more do you want?
Come on Yoni, go get some peppers
I'll have it in five minutes
Hey Yoni, we need mint
Order it with that mouth, that's what you train me for
Come on Yoni, bring half a chicken
Do you want me to pay for it or put it on credit like the other one?
Hey Yoni, for dessert, a little apple
It's a miracle worker, the little machine tells you so

Come on Yoni, go get some peppers
I'll have it in five minutes
Hey Yoni, we need mint
Order it with that mouth, that's what you train me for
Come on Yoni, bring half a chicken
Do you want me to pay for it or put it on credit like the other one?
Hey Yoni, for dessert, a little apple
It's a miracle worker, the little machine tells you so