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Raoul mon pitbull

Mais où est-donc passée Grand-Mère?
Je l'ai cherchée toute la journée
J'l'avais laissée sur l'rocking chair
Y'avait Sevran à la télé
Mais je m'inquiète son siège est vide
Personne l'a vue dans la maison
A-t-elle été un peu timide
Pour nous cacher ses ambitions
Est-elle partie vers d'autres terres
Goûter aux délices des rois
Chercher des jades en montgolfière?
Mon grand fiston m'a dit: " J'crois pas "
C'est Raoul mon pitbull
Qui l'a trouvée appétissante
C'est Raoul mon pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s'il a un p'tit creux dans l'ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C'est Raoul
Mon pitbull
Bon, je l'avoue, ça m'a fait drôle
D'imaginer un tel carnage
Mais on va pas le mettre en taule
On s'y fera, y'a l'héritage
De toutes façons, elle était vieille
Et puis elle me battait au Scrabble
Elle avait une tête de Sharpeï
Et ses cadeaux étaient minables
Il faut qu'j'aille prév'nir Gisèle
C 'était sa mère à elle tout d'même
Je crois qu'elle essuie la vaisselle
" Attends Papa y'a un problème "
Ya Raoul mon pitbull
Qui l'a trouvée appétissante
Ya Raoul mon pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s'il a un p'tit creux dans l'ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C'est Raoul
Mon pitbull
Ah oui mais là ça d'vient pénible
Si on n'est plus tranquille chez soi
On va l'emm'ner dans un chenil
Et on prendra un chihuahua
Non le plus grave dans cette affaire
C'est qu'c'est bientôt l'heure du dîner
Et je n'sais pas ce qu'on va faire
Maint'nant qu'ta mère s'est faite bouffer
Va chercher ta p'tite soeur Anne-Lise
On va aller dans un " drive in "
" Attends Papa, il faut qu'j'te dise "
Oh! Non! C'est bon, je crois qu'j'devine
C'est Raoul ton pitbull
Qui l'a trouvée appétissante
C'est Raoul ton pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s'il a un p'tit creux dans l'ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C'est Raoul
Ton pitbull
Non...
C'est Hubert ton cocker
Qui voulait pas s'trouver en reste
C'est Hubert ton cocker
Avec Raoul ils se détestent
Il voulait rester fier
Et avoir sa part du gâteau
C'est normal, il a l'sang chaud
C'est Hubert ton cocker
Tiens voilà qu'ça sonne à la porte
Qui c'la peut être à cette heure-ci
C'est p'têt Maman; Non, elle est morte!
C'est la voisine Madame Petit.
Elle dit qu'elle a pendant des heures
Entendu des cris dramatiques
Qui lui ont déchiré le coeur
Et qu'elle voudrait app'ler les flics
Mais entrez donc, dehors il gèle;
Il fait meilleur dans le salon
Pendant qu'on sert un cocktail
Raoul sera vot' compagnon
C'est Raoul notre pitbull
Qui l'a trouvée appétissante
C'est Raoul notre pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s'il a un p'tit creux dans l'ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C'est Raoul
Notre pitbull
C'est Raoul
Notre pitbull
C'est Raoul
Notre pitbull

Raoul, My Pitbull

Where on earth has Grandma gone?
I've been searching for her all day long
I left her on the rocking chair
Sevran was on the TV there
But I'm worried, her seat is bare
No one has seen her anywhere
Was she perhaps a little shy
To hide her ambitions from our eye?
Did she depart to distant lands
To taste the delicacies of kings' hands?
Seek jades in a hot air balloon?
My eldest son said, "I think not, soon..."
It was Raoul, my pitbull,
Who found her quite a tasty pull.
It was Raoul, my pitbull,
He's sweet, but what a downfall!
He loves to play, he's oh so cool
But if he has a little rumble in his tum
He'll take a bite as soon as you come
That's Raoul,
My pitbull.
Well, I admit, it made me shiver
To imagine such a bloody sliver
But we won't put him in a cell
We'll get used to it, there's the inheritance to tell
Anyway, she was getting old
And she always beat me at Scrabble, I'm told
She had a face like a Shar Pei
And her gifts were always quite cliché
I need to go tell Gisèle
It was her mother after all, I feel
I think she's drying the dishes
"Wait, Dad, there's a bit of a crisis..."
It's Raoul, my pitbull,
Who found her quite a tasty pull
It's Raoul, my pitbull,
He's sweet, but what a downfall!
He loves to play, he's oh so cool
But if he has a little rumble in his tum
He'll take a bite as soon as you come
That's Raoul,
My pitbull
Ah yes, but now it's getting quite grim
If we can't be at peace in our own dim
We'll take him to a kennel, you see
And we'll get a chihuahua, just we three
No, the worst thing in this affair
Is that it's almost time for dinner, I swear
And I don't know what we'll prepare
Now that your mother's become quite rare
Go get your little sister, Anne-Lise
We'll go to a drive-in, if you please
"Wait, Dad, there's something I must seize..."
Oh! No! It's okay, I think I can appease
It's Raoul, your pitbull
Who found her quite a tasty pull
It's Raoul, your pitbull,
He's sweet, but what a downfall!
He loves to play, he's oh so cool
But if he has a little rumble in his tum
He'll take a bite as soon as you come
That's Raoul,
Your pitbull.
No...
It's Hubert, your cocker spaniel,
Who didn't want to be left in the kennel.
It's Hubert, your cocker spaniel,
He and Raoul, they can't stand each other well
He wanted to stay proud
And have his share of the shroud
It's normal, he has hot blood
That's Hubert, your cocker spaniel, understood.
Hold on, the doorbell's ringing, it's true
Who could it be at this hour, boo hoo?
Maybe it's Mom; No, she's dead, it's through!
It's the neighbor, Mrs. Petit, it's true
She says she heard for hours on end
Dramatic screams that did transcend
They tore her heart, it did offend
And she wants to call the cops, my friend
But come in, it's freezing outside, I plead;
It's much warmer in the living room indeed
While we serve a cocktail, take heed
Raoul will be your companion, as agreed
It's Raoul, our pitbull,
Who found her quite a tasty pull
It's Raoul, our pitbull,
He's sweet, but what a downfall!
He loves to play, he's oh so cool
But if he has a little rumble in his tum
He'll take a bite as soon as you come
That's Raoul,
Our pitbull
That's Raoul,
Our pitbull
That's Raoul,
Our pitbull